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Show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights covid. Plus stephen welcomes Sacha Baron Cohen and jeff tweedy, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape at the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im here from the lovely ed sullivan Theater Office building. My lady joins me over there. Hello. Stephen we are eight days from the election and excitement is spreading across the country if by excitement you mean coronavirus. cause, uh, yeah. They said the fall would get bad, and t...

[ cheers ] he is calling the game at the end of the first quarter. Why people are boarding up the stores. Hes already plantened the seed that this election has been stolen from him. Its not my place or Donald Trumps place to declare whos one the selection. Thats the decision of the american people, but im optimistic about this outcome. A close race for control of the u. S. Senate . The Democratic Path to majority, seemed so promising earlier in the night has narrowed. Has not vanished but narrowed. In arizona, montana, new jersey and south dakota, voters legalized recreatitional marijuana. All...

We have years of experience prosecuting imaginary voter fraud. Even with zero evidence, we will prove you lost because of glitches, not enough observers, too many observers, counted illegal votes, counted legal votes, sharpies werent allowed, sharpies were allowed, vote written on a sandwich, youre a terrible candidate, dead people voted, not enough dead people voted, and people voted. But dont take my word for it, listen to these satisfied customers. translated roger cornsworth is my lawyer for life because he made me president for life. translated i received two votes from my uncle one from ...

Call your aunt ronda because of the restraining order . Deep state. And just like your actual crazy uncle, he doesnt know when to leave. Its pronounced kamala. Casa blanca . No, its kama, then la. Kookaburra . Yahtzee. This is settlers of catan. belches blowup crazy uncle. Because a family that inflates together celebrates together. You know any female sex dolls you can set me up with . Hell, give me a beach ball. Im not picky. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonights transition to greatness. Plus stephen welcomes glenn close and musical guest kane brown with sway lee and khali...

The past couple of nights, but the low humidity levels continue to be a problem running in the 15 to 25 range now and thats going to be the case into early tomorrow morning. Once the sun comes up and temperatures start to heat up even more, these numbers will go down to around 10 by tomorrow afternoon, but the fire danger should be lower at that point in terms of the rapid spread of fires that prompts a red flag warning because the winds are going to calm down. The winds wont be nearly as strong tonight as the past couple nights, 15 to 20mile an hour gusts later into tonight. On top of the pea...