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Thank you for joining us. My name is jon stewart. Tonights guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. Wrong [laughter] nothing else . Im not even going to tell...

Tonight i would like to kick things off with a hot shot, a pick me up from what i like to call Stephen Colberts smile file. Tonight on the smile file tyrannical north korean dictator kim jungun. Folks, this mad man lives a constant state of stern disapproval. But even before he came to power young un made no time for frivolity. Just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. Did you go out in the night, you never go out, on disco or make party, never. Stephen thats right, he not even as a teen he never go out on disco or make party. I bet he never...

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Go home not our problem. If obama likes them so much, let them stay at the white house. [laughter] jon thats an interesting suggestion. Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a bit of a neverland ranch vibe. [laughter] all right. So look, its not like these countries developed problems overnight. Why the sudden kidsplosion . Republicans point to the president s 2012 order theyre protects children from deportation, but that applies only to those who enter the United States before 2007. Jon [bleeped]. If i have told kids fleeing violence and poverty once, ive toll...

Those are reportedly students. A soldier was killed as well. The onslaught of the countrys worst in more than a year. It is an Army Public School with kids in grades 1 through 10. The Pakistani Taliban has already claimed responsibility for this assault. They say the attack is revenge for the killings of taliban members by pakistani authorities and that six suicide bombers carried it out. It is a situation that is still unfolding and we will be following this story all morning. He is considered armed and dangerous. This morning, the manhunt is on for a suspected murderer and former marine. Rig...