>> greg: all right. all right. somebody took a class in clapping. happy wednesday everybody. biden is in paris to commemorate the 80th anniversary of d-day he said i remembered that day will i saved 500 guys that day. i don't want to say he was confused but he kept bragging how the allies completed -- a defeated the klingons. wall street journal revealed biden might be suffering cognitive decline. talk about breaking news. nice job there wall street i wonder what stocks and financial section you will recommend may be little-known startups like apple and microsoft? they say behind closed doors say biden has been slipping specifically outdoors he's been slipping in front of the white house air force one dems are worried especially when he pauses and closes his eyes for several seconds biden dismissed concerns praying that it's only gas. not warming up to the fart joke re: in a show of bravado president biden told time reporters he could take them and the fight. i bet he could whip a guys ass. he confused who also confusing randy weingarten with paul kogan. they do look alike at least from the neck down. on a lighter note a new study shows 75% of americans are looking for a trusted hairdresser or barber not problem says 1 man. thanks to the starling satellite-based internet the remote amazon tribe of brazil recently got online and the results were surprising as joy behar with a carton of sardines according to an elder tribes woman. when the internet arrived everyone was happy but now young people have gotten lazy learning the ways of the way people excuse me chief you're the 1 chasing water bugs with a stick for lunch not's. i hope they haven't adopted our horrible custom of wearing pants. anyway curiosity turned the concern as members of the tribe got addicted to pornography and social media the music is saucy step daughters.com from per ron of things to dueling wings from very for story yield to way past oral. sorry granny. all i can say is welcome to our jungle if you fought anacondas were a hazard wait till you see what's coming. actually you won't see it coming because you are looking down at your phone if you're watching now here is a heads up you don't want to end up like us according to social psychologists the effect of being online all the time damaged young minds a recent interview the negative effects of internet content changed human development on in almost unknown imaginable scale the smart phone went from servant to master seams kids don't want to think anymore if it gets difficult they turned to addictive entertainment or adopting attention seeking personas changing for the worse they used to go outside chasing each other on bikes now they stay inside and only cheeks likes. remember how for 1 summer kids were eating tide pods swallowing a fatal pouch of detergent i can only imagine what kind of challenge there might be for the amazonian teens how many giant centipedes you can stuff in the howler monkeys but. the answer is 84 by the way. we have thousands of deaths caused by texting and driving thousands more caused by texting and walking there are no moral cars in the amazon but walked 1d there were 10 things that could kill you. instead of getting hit by a viper you get bitten by 1 social media also draws her kids into stupid conflicts political hysteria and identity it goes from this to this how does that affect teens in the amazon we thought that this was weird but is this an improvement so while all this conductivity can progress it also unites people under really bad ideas brainwash that can turn a kids life upside down 1 day they are a kid playing tetherball next day they are on hormone blockers doctor shopping in thailand for us the kat is out of the bag but now the kat is loose in the amazon overtime your sacred dancing becomes less like this and more like this. it's called tiktok which is chinese for you are. [ bleeps ] stupid white person notes bad for kids and we can't decide as a first row country how to deal with it how do we expect a tried to do the same as a perfect study to show you how bad this stuff is completely undermined society's ability to survive a slave to the scroll instead of a functioning cooperative citizen of your own tribe or town so did elon musk destroy that tribe the way we're destroying ourselves. take my advice forget the internet you don't want to see where it all leads stay where you are and who you are you're better off with the crocodiles and poisonous state snakes lease they don't poison your kids are trash their traditions you can avoid a deadly tarantula good luck avoiding ben affleck and jennifer lopez. >> greg: time to welcome tonight's guests. planning on spending father's day like he always does wondering why his kids don't look like him actor writer and comedian jamie. she gave the press more terrible fits then men's warehouse host of outnumbered kaylee mcelhinney. and she's like espresso strong bitter fits on a tiny cup your times best-selling author and contributor kat timpf and his hand to shake it comes with a warranty new york times best-selling author comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. jamie this is actually a fairly serious topic you have kids no doubt they are inundated on the internet with stories about your massive failings and a man as a father do you worry how that affects them. >> to my kids i want to have a group text about it i'm a little bit skittish or talk about the story mist when we used to be able to make fun of this they wouldn't watch the clips tomorrow now we are going to get male from the amazon you telling me the tribe from the national geographic magazines are masturbating to us it's full circle i read the internet is 92% pornography which totally surprised me about the entire thing was having trouble because the kids getting lazy once 1 of the chief said these young men don't want to do that and then hunt to plant and fish when i'm done i just want to apologize and pay the lady mostly. >> greg: we learn so much about him on the show and none of it was good. >> is that what you are going to say you have children i believe some people thought kids like me it's like i don't think about it but it's got a great drive you crazy those are my points. somebody asked me recently was a hearted to stand at the podium or join gutfeld on a show they said gutfeld is more challenging because i'm not some funny so thank you for having me, but, yes, like my husband said to me this weekend i wished social media would self-destruct as told that kids as young as first grade are with social media. facebook and instagram with data for young women getting eating disorders on the verge of suicide all because of social media. it's something i think about constantly and studies to control for things that tried that had no access when fokker said i'm concerned my son is looking at first-person school shooter videogames and look with this dead the perfect controlled study the gutfeld found. >> greg: i can't take credit for this but i will. your welcome it's insane because the also no immune system for this sort of thing it reminds me of when the british gave those blankets contaminated with smallpox to the indians they had no immune system so boom your 3 got about new technology but it's no longer new technology we see this 15-20 years were just watching it affect kids especially after the lockdown. >> you see anybody on their handling it well. because i don't i don't know anybody. i'm addicted to my phone i think all of us are i think exactly crazy to think about. i'll be staring at it and be like 1 of my looking at on someone's instagram page is a good college roommate's brother assign sligo's sister is sister is pregnant why am i looking at this my whole life is passing me by and i'm not a kid grandparents peoples grandparents just a meeting people in the world on facebook i will say that nobody's handling it well severe drug addiction for looking forward to watching a movie. >> against missile being so proud of myself i'm not looking at my phone at all and focused on this other screen i found myself being proud of myself last night for watching dateline for a full 7 minutes not looking at my phone. >> greg: i pause movies to look at my phone and i find myself looking at garbage and i realize it's apparently wearing the brain. tyrus is this a step in our evolution going for the growing phases before we become cyborg freaks week. >> any leads on who your kids look like. >> there were so few people in alaska like their hair doesn't beat up on the water consider anything like that not drawn to me at all by any chance good i spent 1 winter in alaska we are good i love you man. any questions greatly. >> just watching you in, a back-and-forth about this how your if your phones have kids right the internet was looking in your phone quietly lester walked in a bathroom you gotta take care your little ones all the time i was always either broke working 7 jobs that's what happens when you 4 kids by 41 but you don't want to look at the internet chances are there might be a story about you and your children see sale the internet a lot they're not sitting alone in the woods on the phone it's 1 screen on the table in the whole tribe is just watching porn as a group. >> gross. >> think about it i guarantee it was only 1 phone of the screen on it might just start it with 1 person playing if it pretty soon everyone cut would come down we all end up sitting in front of the screen watching porn together that's a powerful it is >> greg: appraise upon our evolutionary needs were supposed a movie have enough of something because it's usually skiers whether it's food are scarce but now it's no longer scarce we don't have to stop it so it's blow up a lot below blah that's why they call me the scientist. >> aptly named i hope nobody would 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seriously they didn't even send you any they've ever been bitten by the president's dog who curses more you are joe biden. >> that's a national secret. >> greg: her own line upon that's a good idea because the people loosened woke but will soon forget she was known for arresting people he smoked pot they will realize it backfires when they see the cost of the munchies. kaylee i didn't expect that applause but i will take it. the train to rebrand or no question does do any good every political kin a munication's wants their boss likable before you approach likability you need or spike -- respectability before even go about trying to be like she needs to earn back respect before she goes about trying to be like but they have are out here was interesting on the verdict by another choice lean into the verdict or stay at she went further than her boss talking about the cheater biden mostly said was at a fundraiser and days ago the first pole we have credible pole since the verdict was out trump is still winning georgia by 5 points and independence are more likely to vote for him rather than less some bad news for trump voters are saying we are leaning into trump not to you. >> america loves the outlaw that's why i hold onto my traps. >> i'm looking at you. >> your not supposed to hold onto them that pot stuff myspace you off actually for that not to come up at all it's a comedy supposed to be a fun vibe you could've done a little more about it it's pretty common knowledge she was tough on weed can't weed that's so funny should had something prepared for that i don't know. i think it's always kinda weird to see these kind interviews it's fine but if you're going to be find that you need her taking jokes. >> greg: rib her a little bit this is the funniest presidential parent history and he's acting like a second pair stylist the blessing it's a softball interview yes to jimmy kimmel live as estoppel entry it's nuts was to be tell me what happened but you can at least make some jokes at her expense just like he would do for any random actor or actress. >> greg: he should have brought up the trump lien from the man show not surprised tyrus asked if she was the secret weapon for 2024. >> it's not much of a secret though. they are playing the old democratic playbook the used to work back when bill clinton was running he had a mom where he played the saxophone and it was like that was his defining moment he was humanized people like bill clinton is school felt in the election first at the time that was number 1 yet to do the number 1 show which means you have to come here and you'd have to talk to this guy and i don't think those to be the questions and the thing is didn't have a moment to navigate line she didn't say anything clever it was all whatever having a weed and named after you all you forgot 7 okay the bottom line in the election comes down to simple thinking mentioned the court conviction all that backfires because it's very simple you can take 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establishment in missouri they have them there it's called bliss making headlines for its strict minimum age policy after 7:00 pm women must be 30 and men must be 35 in order to enter i have those exact words on my lower back tattoo the caribbean restaurant management something for the older people to come to get a happy hour get extra food not have to about the young folks that bring some of that drama. tyrus. >> it comes down to simple and pure tipping. they are tired of these she past broke young people the so-called influencers doing them a huge favor by videotaping them ordering their food and then complaining because the waiter didn't say the right pronoun or something they are tired of young people in general because they don't tip they complain all the time or the dachshund i'm with crime up and all that stuff no young people are there most of them 30th 530 years old they don't come in with hoodies and do smash and grab their just like we want none of the done stuff to be honest there's 35 -year-olds who don't tips leap leave either they need to go like 65 you will get good tip they aren't staying late maybe 1 drink this is been the hypocrisy always talking about the primary age demographic the people who are really important in the world 18 knife and 35 now they don't have money does all that money is with the boomers that is more criticism than complement a lot of boomers in the crowd tonight a guess kat what you think? women or 30 men 35 what is your brain telling you your squishy brain telling you. >> have you ever met a man self explanatory they are never adults but at this place i think they did it for attention. >> greg: you thinks oakley. >> because we are giving them attention missouri how often do missouri restaurants get on here. no offense i love you missouri how often are we talking about missouri restaurants on national news we are right now at least good for you missouri i i like that the core like i don't like it. >> it's a weird the core i don't know what they're trying to do rustic but also flowers i don't fully understand you pathetic or is in great people like i've got a check on what's going out over there. >> greg: it's caribbean cuisine i love a little go. >> greg: i was offended when she said that but then i drank my orange soda makeup really she might have a point. >> greg: jamie is somebody who only eats by himself in a can out of the sink does this matter at all to you. >> and a lot of times not even my sink bowls the restaurant opening up in her like they're not worried about the people coming from people we won't even allow them in their even said if you're under 30 they go why don't you wait until you're 30 and then you could come and that's a long wait. people are like it's a big milestone like you drive in your 16 get a drink when you're 21 and when you are 30 you get to eat at this west african caribbean restaurant. i am performing the day they open i'm like a down the road from this place in st. louis they want to say at my shows i will allow women under 30 i haven't had even 1 yet but i think that would be cool enough they'd like it. >> greg: they pay for the tickets you know what i'm saying i accept when it my shows some people identify as to empty and that's okay you think about nightlife almost always catered to people under 30 someone in my early forties going into these places right going into these places i don't feel welcome right it's nice to have a place. is this age discrimination? >> you don't like a day over 20 gray. age discrimination but like is this a restaurant or a bar. >> greg: both. >> i thought it was to ban young kids like a 4 and 1-year-old but they would be barred anyway since their kids. >> greg: just like the story says. yes modem 36 am not aware there were restaurant slashed bars yet to be 21 or older i thought that was just bars you ban the kids and the families you ban the young people at that time you're 35 you probably are having kids who do have 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of the border crisis it's what she said on her way out roll it. [ laughter ] now in case you missed of that another people going what just happened let's hear it 1 more time. bottom-line never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals. talk about victim blaming. i'll have you know my uncle was eaten by cannibals the joke is on the cannibals my uncle had aids. >> what? >> greg: i don't know let's move on. >> and you get it for meeting people? >> greg: i don't know it's just a joke. tyrus. >> just weird. larry kudlow and hot tubs. >> what did you make of that? >> what's not to make of its words to live by you just imagine if you use a family moniker when cannibals surrounded him looking at the chief and said don't. [ cheers and applause ] that's my time. >> greg: jamie often wished your wife was eaten by cannibals sorry ex-wife i remember that case the forensic files asks me to be called for an interview when you're on the runway did you make of this? >> i love a hot make story. and by the way rap hot make it was an accident. >> greg: in a hot tub. >> isn't it weird the biden just lies about stuff that doesn't make him look good. like say for instance his uncle had been eaten by cannibals even for his tour maybe keep that to yourself like. >> greg: and his uncle was a hero right. >> and there's an article amazing it's every mistake biden has made in the last 10 years it was so long and entertaining. he got the wrong date of january 6. it's literally call january 6th. it would be like getting the 4th of july wrong it's in the name of the thing. he said about covid-19 we've been dealing with this since 2017 he got the year wrong and it was like i saw watch at the airport and had the time and date and year they thought who is that watch for. and that's like oh this 1 is for joe he needs a watch with a year on it. like katie got the time is like it's 10 and he's like gaba what year. like 2024 holy. [ bleeps ] i am so late. was that planned? >> no i think it's just a joke. my favorite part of this story is it papua new guinea as a hard time saying that's where his uncle was eaten by cannibals it best off the prime minister it best off academics there's a political scientist in papua new guinea saying implying uncle jumps out of the plane somehow. we wouldn't just eat any white man that falls from the sky so when the political scientist in papua new guinea klizan will be in trouble. as an accessible identity and to each his own this came up with it. to eat his own i'm pleased with myself. help me out. as with what's into that. i think this was in bed and work shopping the bit as it was a hot make. a full hour special for a fox news to eat or not to eat. >> i will speak about this comment for 6 hours a 6 part series lots of guests. that's a good idea for a special all of the things and you have the 1 from robert durst a good hot microphone i will suitably peep out of you. do chicks prefer dudes burly or girly. weathertech products are designed and manufactured in america using only american raw materials. most competitors make things seven thousand miles away... and then wonder why they don't fit. with weathertech in your vehicle you may hear angels singing as you marvel, how do they do it? simple. american technology and american workers deliver quality... not imported junk for a few bucks less. get the world's best floorliners and support america. find your fit at wt.com (♪) as story and 5 words. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: feminine men make better mates, jamie a study in the archives of sexual behavior found slightly feminine men have long term relationship prospects with women because women see that as a quality that makes a good father what does that say about you i immediately called a joe mackey gave them the good news. >> i did the same thing. >> i will tell you something i do get accused of this a little bit. i think i cry easily and i do think it might be a good thing i think that part of me makes me not a bad guy in a relationship. i like my penis but when i see other ones unlike no. >> greg: so you are only gay for you? >> exactly i'm a staunch homosexual when i'm alone can't keep my hands off of me. >> 1 penis man. >> thank you for coming hailey -- kaylee so is this why so many women that's why so many women fall for gay dudes in the closet and others are like it's obvious. it's a great erie that depends on the women none of my relationships worked out toy met a guy on twitter was in new york city wearing camo manliest man of ever met not a single drop of feminine in him that's my husband said depends on the women but now. >> greg: you're the only person news ever met a spouse on twitter. >> and waiting for what you just said there is saw that does he have deceive any feminine traits quickly. >> he has feelings. what are the feminine traits. >> greg: does he menstruate? >> no. >> greg: that's all i've got. >> men don't menstruate. >> greg: it's 2024 of course they do. you guys make me sick. way to go in pride months. mimics and my husband feelings and someone else went all it's like he's not a stone call old sociopath what's going on at your house. >> greg: a betty cries when relatives die week. tyrus last name or the taker balls now you want to staff feelings i quit i've never seen a lonely alpha male we get picked up pretty quick are other half can be in charge of feelings for us so much easier when they tell us out of thelen just go okay. when she's around how are yourl feeling, i'm alright. we'll be right back. get the rest to be your best with non-habit forming zzzquil. ♪ ♪ cordless outdoor power, brings you the ego power+ string trimmer with powerload technology. feed the line, push the button and get back to work. ego, exclusively at lowe's, ace and ego authorized dealers. all these games on directv— and no satellite on the roof! think about this: blue jays, cardinals, orioles... what's missing? the andean condor? no, walnut-brain! pigeons! they'd rather name a team after socks! to be fair, we're not very athletic. you know, i spend a lot of time thinking about dirt. at three in the morning. any time of the day. what people don't know is that not all dirt is the same. you need dirt with the right kind of nutrients. look at this new organic soil from miracle-gro. everybody should have it. it worked great for us. this is as good as gold in any garden. if people only knew that it really is about the dirt. you're a dirt nerd. huge dirt nerd. i'm proud of it! 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