yes oh, put your clothes back on. except you, sir. happy monday, everyone so. the annual tony awards aired last night on cbs and hillary clinton received a standing ovation. illaryhillary, of course, loves the crowd at the tony awards. so is that the only group of people who haven't had with her husbanhad d, largely a homosexual group, charlie. >> or so i'm told, musicals musc and such. president biden appeared to freeze up for a few seconds at thes ansuch. end of a hollywd fundraiser before being led off stage by barack obama. a or, as joe kept calling him, him denzel. >> at the same event, the president posted this photo featuring george clooney and julia roberts and obama. julia roberts hasn't been this involved in bringing dead people bacs k life since flatliners. it's one of her earlier films. i suggest you rent it to check out this photo. i mean, hollywood is so far up biden's. >> which reminds me, where is clooney's hand?th >> the biden campaign says they raised over $30 million at the fundraiser. that's $1 million for everyy vii visiting angelti. >> hours before joe's weird moment on stage, jill tried to fend off argument trys about joe's age by saying he and the other guy are the same age. well, yeah, so are ringo starr? and john lenno andn. >> rringo finally won one. yes. over the weekend, chuck schumer posted a photo in fron>> greg:ta grill where it appeared he'd put cheese on a raw burgerl wh. >> in his continuing effort, appear human. >> next week, he'll take a inl the sink. >> after the republicans beat the democrats 3 to 11 in the annual congressional baseball game. but the republicans lost afterd3 the democrats found 23 runs at 3 a.ms at.. >> the house of representatives has passed a bill that would automaticallthe housepresenty ru men between 18 and 26 for the draft. but the bill doesn't mention women, which makess me wonder where are all the feminists who demand equal righte fes? >> i guess they were getting their nails done. oh, sexist would say. all right. according to axios, a quarter hl of americans hold unfavorable views of botbearableh presidentd trump. which is more, quote, double e "d a haters than in any of the last ten elections. sors that made me think.at mad >> and i love thinking on onee side there's i hatred towards trump. on the other, it's an optimism for trump' s return because biden is a disaster. rome is burning and alldisast joe smells is burnt toast. >> srome io as the electionn apr approaches, the goal of this monologue is to help thoseoa fen on the fence make a decision. when both sides the other side is nuts. how can both sides be true? coo it's a common pattern in politics. if you've been a spectator in thittern intics, ifs world fo you can see how they are mirrors of each other. ile, youthe intensity of dislike is equal. i could only compare it to the way men kill me feel about each other. >>d kill except i don't have crn but. but he. ? he has a sea farm where he raises them. his it takes his mind off the . but it the intensity of criticisms about biden's cognitioit seen is equal to the intensity of criticism about trump's onstage verbal demeanor. there is interchangeable as chris cuomo in a bagale fa as stale. >> but each side feels thirts a strongly as the other. how can that be? is the other side stupid? and you're smarts her,. the an is one in a cult and the other enlightened enough to see that cold fo or it is.e co how do you know if you're on the wrong side? aside from agreein wg with joy beyer, the key strategicw empathy to see how the other side views your sideside and, kick the tires of that argument. when the dems hearf th trump, they hear this boasting, mocking, amoral figure, rantinga those evil libs to the loud cheers of what they deem a rabid simplistic mob.ey the personality of trumps overrides policies so much sos e his critics don't bring the policies up if they worked. >> and by labeling the supportis as mob, they don't see the individuals among them. their concerns, their allergies to biden's policies. >> meanwhile, the what is ofy is reality is replaced by the what ifs of the futureplaced b r than see the what is like the border. the border, the focus is what if trump becomes a dictator? >> but it's the ruminations of the hypothetical that result in catastrophi ruminc thinking. we call it tedious, but to thems it's not a syndrome. it? >> they actually believe it. now on to the antipathy towardth biden. that side sees the feebleness of cognitive impairmentimpair that implies powerlessness around those who influence him. metwe marcus mistakes, but we aw worry what they mean. more national decline, more ambivalence toward crime and inflation, more reverse racism. >> i'd say the lights are on and nobody's home reversd e. but even the lights aren't working. enbut there is a difference.e >> we see the policies alreadyly in place. >> none hypothetical, all bad. due to joe's incapacity, the border is like a once charming bungalow, fallen into d isdisrepair when an old, isold shut in lives in it, and to fee one side feels upended, pee other side feels ignoredd,. now, perhaps i'm shading this in trump's favor, but biasbiases is rooted in observation, not prediction. rooti can see the country is sinking faster than lizzo in a balfasterl pit, but i've sn something else that tells me this comparison isn't really tha similar at all. it was only a year ago we weret lamentin ng the lack of two feasible choices the old and weak versus the inflammatory and reckless. here's but here's the difference. one side was teste td, the othet wasn't. the republicans address this with competent experher was noi alternatives to trump. you know all the names from desantis to haleney. t it >> but it was a process required for seeking the nomination. and trums ess fop still won easu >> but still, the party stressmi tested the man. even republicans who despise trump should acceptested tt this reality and table their emotions. ,even african americang or are saying orange is the new black. now. all right, now. now, the dems, they did no suchn thing even though it was eyeir job, given they had eyes o ,ears to see and hear their candidate implode. >>s to they didn't do the work.k their primary was as closedar as joe's eyey was during an intl briefing. aney formed a wall around him that illegal with a trampoline couldn't get over protecting his candidac ay, even as we sawa him decay in real time. and now they wandecay t us to be he will make it another four years. how about anothee itr 4 minutest they have meetings on hoinw goir to walk him to his helicopter. >> so when you look at two candidates, ask which party bothered to challeng e each one? >> which party took the responsibility to address concernsh of voters? for some reason, the dems didn't. they if they kick the tires,l th they total the whole car. let's welcome tonight's guest. his lap is so infectious. andrew cuomo to put him in a nursing home. fox news contributor tried earlie ir as a former miss universe judge. t her talent is pretending to look interesting. doesn't boxy reporter emily austin. he's got the face of a schoolboy in his crawl space. host of the benson show. guy benson. benson and he needs a nascar pit crew s to tie his shoes. "new york times" best sellinglig author, comedian and former nwa ty. d champion harry >> charlie, you've been in this business long time.most almost as long as me. you've been around the blocks a few time s. this isn't your first rodeo. all righ you'rt. >> done. no. you know, you get you. all een see how the rage on both sides is equal? but there' bots something i mea, and each side, we thinkch the biden fans are delusional. i they think that the trump fans are delusional. the what difference do you see? >> so, i mean, i would offer pui public service announcement, much like your strategic secement, i is certainly as a reporter, you have to do that. t --but i would i would tell people, you know, if you hate both of themt the is, then justk at the issues you look at and determine who's bettert at staying out of wars, at for the economy and going to close. the border and then make your decision and live with it. you'll be perfectlr deciy. a >> no, that's a great guess. tht if you are stricken by tedious, you the emotional, the emotional burden of that that sunk cost keeps fromu looking at the issues. >> yeah, no, it definitely does. but i do thinkking there are. i'm struck by how many people i feel like are coming out of the cold. yeah, they've just been exhausted. the dopamine button hahausted,sn hit too many times and they're coming out and. >> but i also think that another built in advantage for trump on that scor thinke if a lot of people who vote for trump don't like him. mm-hmm vote f. s >> the all the lies of the media was that oh joe biden's thiss oh guy and all this kindt of stuff. people are finding out that not only is he really no absot that great of a guy, but he is absolutely horrifyinge is on the issues. >> yeah. so again, vote on the issues. yeah it's like.so it's like, you know, he's a nice guyhe i but he's bad at his job. he's an and bad his job. >> emily, what say you? you know, when i speak to people about who they're voting for, everyone's referring to thi when yos electn as the lesser of two evils election. but when you ask the them, who o you want to run and see when they usually don't have a good answewhat hr, you ask the warren. he'll be like. gavin newsom. yeah. which i'll never understan answe t's a d. but at this point i feel like people similar to what you said to differentiate you their persl grudges with trump and come down to the policies becauserud too many people saying, well, trump is not a good guy. we've had no four yearsd of trump in office. we've haa d four years of bidene and the choice is clear. and if you think that there's anotheoursr choice besides votig for trump, you must live in an alternate reality that i'm ver yn an of. >> and i'd love to know where that is. i think it's florida m jealou. is a. you know, it's a good guy. i almost forgot you, gavin, because she said gavin starts with a g. m >> emily made a good point. it's -- it's very rare in life that you get a four year, up a year comparison and. you get to put them up againstdi each other and pick. and if you didn't know if hd no, you'd have to t pick trump. >> i likpicke how almost calleda gavin newsom's name and i'mvi more offendeand i'd that thanin the intro where you suggested that i killed a chil d. i never suggested such a thing. i said you had a crawl space and there was you had the face of a of a schoolboy schoolboy. >> yeah, but you were in the i l space. so the your face was in the crawl space. kid.suggested i murdered a kid . to which i say, prove it to make a serious point for a second about the double haters, because we're talking about 25%, at least for now, of the electorate who will? pollsters. they dislike both of these two men. ofd it's actually,islikeh of i'd with this group of people because they will decide the election. yeah, because if you look in 20 16 and 2020, the numbers were lower, but they were still substantiak ind l. l, tru trump won themmp in 2016 and he won the election. biden won them elect easily in 0 and he won the election so far in 2024. 2 the polls are showing it's roughly split or trump is0t . >> so if trump has enough people take charlie herd approach that he just described, he will be president. >> mm-hmm. t apdo you say to the double say haters, tyrus, you have you have vero y good advice forr >>ople to cut through the b.s. get a life. >> mm. l you git around sayinife! you somebody you don't know. think about that. like, whenever. and they just. it's this narcissistic virtue signaling of. i'm so conflicted because of my personal hate from. r hi >> president trump. yeah. what happened? well what. him well, i never actually met him. so. so what do you hate about him? well, i read. ? di saw a thing on msnbc that h ate babies, and i'm against that. likee that's really where the all the stuff comes from. this whole thing where they always laugh or you aboutly people personally that you don't know. so when they say, i hateyou i e him, and you ask why they never have a good reason. but then again, you as vek him for for any reason, for the stuff they say the world's goingso to end in 12 years because of the climate and it'2 years sy six months to go. so should we start looking for meteorites now or like, what'ssr on? >> we have lots more to talk about it. you know what? i thinor w >>k i'm going to let y you guys stick around. so for you coming up, standard look bleak at that debate next week. of pain >> an alternative to pills. >> an alternative to pills. voltaren is a clinically proven arthritis pain relief gel which penetrates deep to target the source pain with nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medicine directly at the source. >> voltaren the joy of movement . >> so you were telling me this bound to pass gets us into the creation museum too. yep. how cool is that? 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i actually didn' t watch.e wors okay, i'm the worst. i'm the worst guy.t? but so that's just projection. >> what we saw there, the the the bar is on the floor for joe biden, but it shouldn'e jot. and i think republicans make this mistake too often with biden where they basicall publicany say, oh, he's going to like drool on himself and fall asleep and fall over. and if he doesn'l drl ont do th, people will like all the presidential he did. win a win for him tonight. i think the bar for him should be to convince the percent of the country that he can't do the job anymore, that they are wrong. that'sca the a high bar.a high he should have to clear itould to earn another years.an and we're talking about some of these debate rulealkings thet rolled out and people are saying, oh, this is designed to held peopp biden. i'm not sure they're goingi to mute the other person's miche when he's not speaking. i think that actually helps trump becausn he'st speae he hee that's he wacauss a disaster ine first debate last year and lost, i think him not being able to talkt and, talk over will not only force trump to look more disciplined t ,it will force joe biden to talk more, which will not help . also >> also, i you'vyoe changedd my my mind. >> thank you for my comment. but also it's like there i saw that look. but also it's like there's no audience in there and that and i would say, oh, that helps biden, too, because trump connects w t with people, but that actually make forces. biden to talk more well, and he won't have the crowd to feel r hador the punch drunk fighte like he had last time, where, the crowd be like, ooh, hey, that's too much. he can only listen. i think that all the little rules, it just needs a to be one little tiny rule added we should drug test theseug test.. a drug test after just likeig fg a big fighhtt. com after he comes off the thing, the mic and doesn't fallese , do whatever the weird he does when he's up there. he's got to in a cup. well, no, i'm sorry. that was rude.t he needs to in a giant bowl and they need to take that and test it because whatever. like, it just it just seems whenever they have ten days to prepare for anything. he's a much differens t biden when he comes out to the speech. not saying he's zipped ue comesp on and a bunch of other stuff so let's just add some drug testing o . >> let's make sure that trumps them on steroids or something. you know, hair looksur a little brighter lately. >> me here goes keeping on the up and up so but i think that should happen. but again, this is there is no bar. no matter what happens, they're going to blame thio baos on trump somehow. and the fact that they're even having this debate, thisth soone they don't even have their candidates yet. yeah, they're not even technically they're supposed to have the dnc, the rnc. and then, yeah, for some reasotn they need it now. yeah, that's the excuse. when he implodes and he will implode now . they need time to get hillary's weird and or or whomever. if they're going to make that move, it'll be come off this. or i i makf he does well enoughf he's