>> i'm tired of reporting this. you do the honor of it. >> lindsay lohan, as you know, is going to jail. they say she violated her probation. she is going for 30 days. we heard conflicting reports. tmz says that the judge actually told her she could report a little later so she could finish her "playboy" shoot. >> good grief. apparently they didn't turn out good enough so they are redoing it. >> it's a 30-day sentence, but some people say she'll serve one day because of overcrowding. >> this is not the first time that's happened either. here is my suggestion. take somebody that's been there a long time in jail, take them out and put her back in. take somebody out and let them out instead who's done some time and leave her in there to do some time so she finally has enough time to sit there alone without anything in her body, you know? and contemplate what life has become for her. and choose really what she wants to do. i think this judge is making a mockery out of the judicial system. who is going to have any respect for it? >> it looks like no matter what you do, it doesn't matter. >> go shoot your spread, so to speak. enough. enough. no wonder we have no respect anymore for anything. >> i think people are disgusted. people are disgusted. i agree 100%. >> she needs to get help. somebody, one person in her life has got to love her enough to take her away and do an intervention on her and not let her do anything until she is better. >> i agree. she needs it. we had kris jenner on yesterday and she talked about her daughter. today kim is talking from australia. what is interesting about this interview, she was with her sister khloe. obviously this topic was coming up. they were in australia to promote a handbag line. what is troubling people is there is always an innate conflict. kim's mom came on to talk about her book but we talked about kim. they are talking about their hand bag line. it just seems to people unseemly to be promoting something while you're going through something. >> it was awkward for me yesterday, as you know. we've been friends for a long, long time. i knew this family long before there was any reality show. your friends are your friends. for me, they're your friends forever. you go through a lot of things with one another. i certainly have not appreciated -- agreed with a lot of things they've done, but i still love my friends. i have to ask the tough questions. i think the toughest one is people, there wouldn't be the backlash if somebody had sensed they tried or they're trying or they are going to see a counselor, but it's over? i had marital problems. most people had marital problems. i think what people disrespect, they shouldn't be surprised by this, except they haven't even tried. i think that's the hardest. >> you know what's funny about this show? not only does it have young people watching -- >> you know what surprised me, my mom likes this show. mom, you of all people because their antics at times, i can't watch it. my mother says, she says you know what? i know some of the things they do, i don't particularly appreciate. but at the end of the day, they're a family and they love one another and i love to see a family together. i think that's a lot of the appeal. >> they're good sisters. that is one thing you have to give them. they are there for each other. they are always there. there is an event, they're supporting. if there is anything, they're like the mafia, they're in group. >> frank tried to call yesterday and got bruce on the phone. people wonder how bruce handles things. i'll tell you how he handles things. >> how? >> very well. he says as long as i can hit the ball straight on the golf course, i don't care. he's solid and he's there for everybody in that family. i don't know. this unfortunately, these all look just like they did two months ago. that's the trouble. it's too soon to give up on a marriage. i hope she rethinks. i hope she says, i didn't even try. let's take time off and work on our marriage. >> all right. let's talk about the cleanest and dirtiest cities in the country. >> oh, lord. >> if you wonder where your city falls, they calculate how much money we spend on cleaning stuff. apparently there is something that not a dish washing liquid, but something you use to clean your dishwasher. >> it disinfects the actual dishwasher. >> it's those products people buy that determines who is the cleanest. >> i didn't know there was a product like that. i guess i'm not on the list. >> springfield, illinois. number four is casper, wyoming. three is missoula, montana. two is the auburn -- what is that? opelika, alabama. >> and according to this survey knoxville is the cleanest. the dirtiest is a place called pocatello, indiana. >> it says idaho. >> it says i.d. >> they just changed it. >> it's pocatello. >> do you say coupon or do you say cue-pon? >> i never heard anybody say cue-pon. >> tammy says it in the meeting. >> it's not just my eyesight, but my hearing is going too. i thought it was just my thighs. >> most people pronounce it cue-pon. let's see what the correct pronunciation is. >> coupon. >> coupon. >> that's what you said. >> no. oh, yeah. i am now officially, mark it on your calendar, we all thought it was coming, today's the day. i don't want to be here today. i have not liked this week. i have not liked all the subjects we had to talk about. i have not liked the idea of justin bieber might be a father. i do not like that. these things bother me. you know what bothers me, the difference between harassment and harassment. what's it going to be people? >> i think it's harassment. how do people say it? >> in the wake of the herman cain scandal, what is sexual harassment? would you know it if you saw it. that's right after this. >> matt says harassment. you love matt. >> is that what matt just said? i don't trust myself. >> yes, he did. he said harassment. >> i don't know. >> harassment. harassment. >> british is harassment. >> how would billy ray thornton say the word? i wonder. you think about it. >> how would amy say it? >> if you don't like the marathon, stay out of new york city. it is nuts! i remember once coming out of the hamptons and literally to get around one block took an hour and 45 minutes. plan for that. >> it takes time. these people doing it are unbelievable. these are top songs to run to. "lose yourself" by eminem. ♪ you know what it is? it's the beat. how about this one? "force the machine," "dog days are over." ♪ >> i don't know any of these songs. >> this isn't my kind of music. christine aguilera "the fighter." "until i collapse" by eminem. ♪ and we get your play list today. >> here is the one you should run to. kelly clarkson accused my phone choices of being ghetto. i beg to differ. just listen to this one. go. ♪ >> that's sexual harassment. ♪ i want to get which ya and take your picture ♪ >> why did i spend ten years writing a musical that actually rhymes? thank you. thank you. >> here it comes. ♪ flowing like a turbo bat on the magazines ♪ >> is this over yet? >> is it okay or not okay to wear pants? this is why we are having trouble. >> kathie lee is not going over the edge. >> i am over the edge. i really am. thank god we have people today that are talented. we get to talk today to people that are talented. i'm looking forward to that. >> you say, i don't know. >> i'm afraid. i don't trust myself. >> just as long as you wear underwear. >> those are cute. just wear, you know, little shorts or something. >> here is what i say. >> here is what hoda said, no. >> no, no, no. >> they don't show us the pictures when they ask us the questions. they asked us the question when i'm in the car usually on the way home and they ask the question. i don't know what pictures they are going to show. >> then they put those and you say, wow, i didn't mean that. >> maybe we should ask what pictures they are showing. maybe we would have better answers. >> we are going to orlando next week. >> broadcasting from the wizardry world of harry potter. at universal, orlando, florida. >> we'll do our show live at 10:00. >> our contest winner is lori robertson from alabama or is it idaho? she'll be there with her two children. i can't believe her husband has to work and can't come. that's just not fair. >> they'll meet some of the harry potter folks. we look forward to meeting them. >> if you want to come and be part of our show you can get ambushed or airbrushed. dylan lewis will be at the orlando city walk november 10th, the day before. come at 9:00. we'll see you out there. >> i want to say hello to my friend catherine, karen's daughter. she is not feeling well. she is in the hospital. >> i'm sorry. and it is kendall jenner, my god daughter's birthday. >> jack and jill come down the hill. where are they going? >> i love this movie, "puss and boots." "shrekkies" listen up. >> you have a chance to go back in time and check out the course of events that led the cat and his croneys to meet shrek and friends. as he goes on his quest to steel the goose that laid the golden egg, he encounters jack and jill along the way. >> as you would know them, billy bob thornton and amy sederis. >> they are kitchen magnification. >> why would you need them in the shower? >> these are ridiculous. >> to read the shampoo or wine bottle in your shower. >> she knows us very well. >> works for me. >> hoda wasn't able to go the other day. i went to a screening of the movie. they set up screenings for us. it was a big one, beautiful one. the only one in there. i got my nice 3-d glasses on. at the end, i'm sobbing like a baby. i felt like an idiot. >> why, because she couldn't make it? >> i'm telling you, it has a beautiful message. a lot of these shows today don't. it has an amazing message. i had no idea you guys voiced them. that's how well you did. >> tell us about jack and jill. they are not your typical jack and jill. >> no. the original story they were brother and sister, now we are husband and wife. we are the size of a refrigerator. >> and you want a child, don't you, jack? jill doesn't want to destroy her figure. her girlish figure. >> i guess so. we played full-figured people, both of us. the tough part of it was trying to find a voice that sounded fatter than me. >> they wanted you to bring back the sling blade character, but that's sort of sacred to you. >> yeah. i didn't want to do that so i did a milder version. >> how did you get in the character? >> i put on 80 pounds for the part. and just talked like my little brother. >> you never met before you started promoting. are you getting along? >> yeah, we're living together. >> absolutely. >> i understand they tell us, i'm afraid to say your name. >> billy bob. >> billy ray. >> your daughter didn't want to come to see the movie. she doesn't like animated things? >> she is too smart for that? >> she is 7. she doesn't watch cartoons. she makes me turn "family guy" off when i try to watch it. >> she is very cerebral. >> yeah. she wants to be a paeleontologist. stuff like that. >> you are kidding. >> when i was 7, i had no idea what that was. she watches documentaries, nature specialists. >> wow. your older son went as your date? >> he went. they both went. normally it's like the actor who drags the kids off after the red carpet. come on, kids, we are not going to stay for the movie. oh, please, let us stay. it was the other way around. i was asking them to stay. nah, we've got stuff to do. we just did the recarpet. they'll see it at another time. >> amy, this movie obviously kathie lee cried so it's not just for kids. >> i cried a lot this week. i was moved by it. when you read the script you don't say yes or do you say yes? >> we didn't really read a script, exactly. i saw my stuff a bit at a time. with an animated film, they are sort of making it for a long period of time and a little bit at a time. they show you a picture of your character and you see the dialogue. they tell you the story. >> you were cinderella in one of them, one of the earlier "shrek's" is it fun going to the audio booth? >> i like doing voiceovers. it's fun. in the older days they would do animated voices which i love. i wish they would go back to that. you know, character voices. now they want you to sound like yourself. i like doing this because we got to use an accent. >> what do you sound like? >> you didn't see it. i don't want to spoil it for you. >> you won't. do it. >> i don't even know. >> the answer is no, hoda. >> no! you didn't show up for her. what was it a private screening? >> yes. i said that. am i the only one that can't hear. >> i didn't come here to be yelled at. i could be home in bed. trust me. i'm here because of him, because of billy ray. >> billy ray. >> billy ray cyrus thornton. >> thank you for coming, guys. >> it's a charming movie. thanks for putting p with me today. i'm sorry. >> sara gives us a double dose. and we do have -- thank god we have "everyone has a story" coming up. >> yes, we do. ♪ like so many great pioneers before me, guided only by a dream. i'm embarking on a journey of epic proportion. i will travel, from sea to shining sea, through amber waves of grain, and i won't stop until i've helped every driver in america save hundreds on car insurance. well i'm out of the parking lot. that's a good start. geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent, or more on car insurance. when you buy a 6-inch sandwich before 9am. that's right, buy one, get one free! it's everything you'd expect from the sandwich experts! hurry in before 9am to get your free sandwich! we are back with our special series we call webtastic. sara finds the next internet burning up the internet. >> this week she promises to get you howling with not just one but two videos featuring man's best friend. >> this will pick you up. first up is sid, a 6-year-old jack russell terrier who likes to play fetch by himself. check it out. >> how cute is that? 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[ female announcer ] get money saving coupons at aleve.com. we are back on this thirsty thursday with more of "today" and a big kiss star. for nearly 40 years ace frehley and friends had fans rocking all night long. >> now he opens up about his highs -- no pun intended -- and the lows in his new book called "no regrets." >> part of it is you're sitting in that chair alive. >> how much of a miracle do you feel like? >> every day above ground is good. >> i'm feeling that way today, too. >> i'm not dirt napping. >> no, that's true. >> you could have been. >> car accidents, drug overdoses, the whole nine yards. >> then there were the women. >> yeah, well. >> the nickname ace -- >> i went easy on that in the book. >> did you? >> since the early days you had a way with the girls. that's why you got the nickname ace, didn't you? >> yeah, kind of. i don't like to toot my own horn like gene does. >> oh, starting already. that's what's been getting all the headlines. you come down hard on him. you said nothing you haven't said before. >> i don't think anything i said surprised anybody. >> what is it about -- why did you have the beef? what is the problem? >> we never really had a beef. people think there is this love/hate thing going on with me and gene. i had lunch five weeks ago at the beverly hills hotel. we had a great afternoon. >> you write about something that made you very angry. he is editing a movie your daughter had taken part in, next thing you know her part is edited out. you thought he had done that purposefully, why? >> he was deeply involved with the editing process on a daily basis. >> did you ask him about it? >> no, you know, i didn't. but i did hear that -- but he came up at the last minute where it was the tongue effect. >> he's good at that. >> i think that replaced her scene. >> he said we love ace, we wish him the best. sobriety isn't easy. he needs to surround himself with people who love and care about him. ace will win, i know it. >> did you read what he said in page six the other day in "the post?" >> not that nice? tell us. >> sas an alcohol igic and drug addict and has been one for 35 years. >> you kicked it. >> it's an incorrect statement. i've actually been an alcoholic for 40 years. >> but you have been sober how long? >> five years. september 15th is my sober day. i released my last cd on 2009, september 15th. it's good. >> you started out with humble beginnings. you were a church-going family. you were a very close family. >> my dad taught sunday school. >> yeah, what happened? >> i started hanging out with the wrong crowd. i got tired of getting beat up. i started having a few drinks with the guys. >> at the age of 11 you started. >> one thing led to another. you get on this merry-go-round. the only thing that saved me was music. most of the friends i hung out with when i was 13 or 14 are in jail or dead or missing in action. >> what do you think would have happened had kiss not become such a huge phenomenon? >> i believe i always had the talent and fortitude to be a rock star. if it wasn't kiss it would have been another band. >> okay. >> i was an integral part of the beginning of kiss. >> was it tough to leave the group? >> you write about leaving it. you were talked back into it because there was a lot of money at stake. >> i got into the music business because i was having a great time and i was having -- getting paid for it. when it wasn't fun any more, i had to leave. >> there is a lot of anecdotes in that book. that's a nice way of putting it. ace, thank you for coming to see us. >> thank you so much, guys. >> everyone does have a story. we have a different one for you next. we'll get to hear this man's, john lawson's story. he'll make you believe that you can