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adjusted sane people, right? lee you don't live in manhattan do you? >> lee: i don't >> kat: i didn't think so. that's why he's so relaxed. one of these days something bad's going to happen. >> greg: it's going to happen this year >> kat: something bad, and i hate to say that but, you know, new york is like if a panic attack were a city. everyone's already on the edge all the timen a that's when things go well. >> greg: exactly it's like we're livingr day that movie falling down, right? it's just going to happen. so what do you think, tyrus, of my obviously racially tinct strategy. >> tyrus: you want to pay a bunch of brothers 20 bucks to go stand on the freeway and chase people around. . >> greg: no. i said i would start -- i would put. >> tyrus: where on i sign up. >> greg: i would put $20 in the gofundme and it would explode to billions of dollars. >> tyrus: if it gets there i'm there. i have a huge problem on your monologue a lot of lies told on this set tonight and this group

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concentrate on their feet is because it's the furthest thing from her face. [laughter]. >> greg: kat is this an example in the fetish world of stolen valor. she's taking credit for an entire fetish. there are plenty of people that were there before her that paved the road for foot fetishism and she's claiming credit >> kat: she should have at least put her foot on the table. >> tyrus: thank you. show the goods >> kat: you could just say i have the biggest boobs in the world. i have no way to dispute it. i haven't seen her feet. >> greg: no, you haven't >> kat: maybe they are beautiful. >> greg: wouldn't that be amazing >> kat: i'm not going to argue about something i have no evidence of. that's what they do. >> greg: that's what they do exactly >> kat: i have no idea. maybe her feet are extremely attractive. i don't know. i know foot fetish, it's a thing and people comment on my instagram say show us your feet and like now i'm never going to.

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and over again. >> i like when my search history can tell me what it is that i'm looking for before i type it in. >> but the fact of the matter is, it's kind of ironic is because those who use the incognito mode like yourself now, you have to come forward if you want to claim your compensation. so little irony there. >> that's true. is it worth it? no, no, not all right. >> in reality, we all realize whether you're searching incognito, otherwise it doesn't matter. big brother knows exactly what you're doing. you could be just in your apartment talking, not on your phone. and in it somehow tracks everything that you're doing. you get targeted. so i actually have come up with a strategy where. whenever i'm around a man's phone, i'll say things like diamonds by day, a beach vacation. >> and i know that the tech lords are doing their job for me. so it all works out. i could implicate kat in a murder by doing that. like buy your phone and go like how to bury a body in the pine barrens. >> how would you do that? >> i don't know. everyone buries in the pine barrens.

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that was a perfectly worded question. >> kat: good job. >> greg: thank you. >> kat: no, just like everybody said, there's two things here, i think. i think it's the fact that his administration didn't know he was out, which is she canning, and then biden not knowing he was out, which is not so much. >> greg: right >> kat: he really sometimes doesn't need when people are out like forever, leak dead. also, how not cool is it that we've become kind of okay with that? that's not okay. we're not okay with it but we're like, yeah, you know, he just doesn't know what's going on ever and i think he should be on the caribbean, he should be on more vacations, be knows that because arby's -- me, too. i've had had the decency to let you know when i'm in the hospital every time, sometimes -- >> greg: yes, time. even involuntarily that time >> kat: no, that never happened, no to brag. i've never been involuntarily

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use bring on the lsd. liberals let real drug addicts take over the street of san fran and philly but if someone hyper productive indulgence suddenly they say just say no. it makes you wonder why come after musk now with allegations years old. you have the media and the government ganging up to bring one man down. could this be a sign he has those in power very worried? just like my uncle todd used to say, where there's smoke there's fire and todd knew because he was an arsonist. kat, there's a -- you know, i love the wall street journal, i read it every morning often out loud to the orphans at the hospital but this seems like a hit piece seemed choreographed to time -- why are they doing this >> kat: i feel like if you're a big anti drug person this would be the worst story, too, right? >> greg: exactly pal woman if you do drugs, kids, you could

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>> no, he doesn't know he's gone missing. you don't see look out into the crowd. you'll wher hi to a ghost or go. >> i think fdr was right and then he his pants and he's- n in the bed of this country . >> now he is. i think that in think a yes, yes, he could. [cheerhe could be the first president to be assassinated by diarrheto be a a. assass but i think, you knoinw what? he he cut it like he doesthat w that little shuffle off stage. >> i think that was his cocaine in the west wing. you remember they founas cocaine i ind the cocaine? >> yeah. and i say let them have all the cocaine. i think he hashi the cocaine. hu the cocaine, greg, and put it into the scalps of little children. >> st nigho he can walk the mide sniffing. >> g that's a great idea to have it. let hirereatm have. >> that is a great. i never thought of using kids- as mules. ng acros that's why they're coming across the border. they're all their scouts are cat. if kat he can't keep track of hi own defense secretary. how is he goin goingg to track

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>> elton john is straight. do that.w >> see how they feel? yeah. >> yeah. they just end. elton john, pray tell, tell lies. fam >> famously gay people, you're ahead of your time. i am. they sayople. that like it juste taylor is just so incredibly talented and so incredibly popular. it's -- it's like everybod incrn wants her on their side. >> yeah. you know, they're trying yeah, they're trying to say with us yeah that's the thing they're trying to shoehorn in and no, you can't. the whole article read like it was just lik youe some fan ficn . >> what? you knowe so, right? i bet taylor's is just, like, waiting for. >> i was home cooking and her car broke down. she came up to the porchay waspo and she's like, oh, is that pier i smell? and i'm like, oh, come on in. ch, shh, itaylor and i love you. those things led to another next thing i know, we're in the shower writing songs together. but, you know, kat taylor swift

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white man can't be white. and you don't have to be talented. you can just, you know, and the stuff changed and everything is political. and it's just, it's not a good time, it's not fun because people who go, not me, but people who go always, you never hear anybody coming into the office, you never hear doocy like what a weekend, i made french toast and watched a musical, and it was amazing. when he used to do that all the time. >> greg: yes, that is true. i would definitely see hamilton if it was about george hamilton. [laughter] >> kat: yes. >> greg: that would be amazing. it's about crime. kind of sad. we're seeing corporate real estate implode. we're watching, you know, people like, i don't have the third thing. >> we have crime. illegal immigrants. litter. drugs. >> kat: i have a rebuttal. >> okay. >> not true because the resurgence of broadway happened

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i'm saying? get the [ bleep ] -- it's the cutest thing and the only time it's not is when dagan customers because it's like i'm still tucked up from the oyster thing. >> greg: i just realize the cup has a lot to do with proportionate. this is not a large cup to you. >> no, this is pinky. tiny, so small. >> would you be like this, watching a little kid drink. [laughter] >> you know how the kids do to breath after they drink too much? >> isn't it proof that people desire something because someone else desires it? >> greg: that's the way it always is. people can't make up their minds what they like until they see somebody else want it. >> kat: i'm jealous of these people. you know how hard it is for me to feel alive. perhaps the most intoxicating feeling in all of human

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best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let's do this. greg's leftovers. ♪ it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always it's my first time reading them so if they suck we'll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] >> greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said

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