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Right . Yes. laughter please, sir, i want some more. Absolutely no. laughter mr. President mr. President mr. President , what do you think about calls for your impeachment . I would say, yeah, i would think that it will happen, and it probably should happen. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, london calling. Plus, stephen welcomes adam scott, and musical guest, spiritualized. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooooo thanks everybody. Welcome. Welcome, one and a...

Yeah. Impeachment f youre going to cough, please leave the room. coughing youre digging your own grave Robert Mueller was conflicted, he had numerous conflicts coughing he said theres no collusion. No collusion coughing shut your mouth you crazy bastard coughing announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes dax shepard, Preet Bharara, with special appearance by jon stewart, and musical guest lukas nelson and promise of the real, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and ...

Relationship . Or was it murder . I quickly read the spinning papers for clues. Trump pulls out of the paris accord. Trump threatens tariffs on french wine. Trump says mona lisa is a 4 at best. After analyzing the evidence, i had solved the case. The tree committed suicide. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, older not wiser. Plus, stephen welcomes aubrey plaza and dan abrams. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello stephen please thank you very much. Welcome to...

Voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. You want to see me, maam . We need to give the American Voters what they want. Selina meyer. No. Yes. But no. Im in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. Very hitleresque, maam. Yeah, but he had better people working for him. Stop i beg you, stop who in the intergalactic bleep are you . My name is Stephen Colbert and i come from another dimension. The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my world over and over again. Okay, this is insane. Listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a ...

Peace. If you get the small half, stab the the guy with the big half. If you can still hear your heart beating youre not eeght enough. Raise your standards, for gods sake. And finally, if youre alone on thanksgiving, dress up your turkey and seat it at the table. Then instead of feeling bad about being alone, you can feel bad about eating your only friend. And so many other life boosters. So order awaken the turkey within today. Grab that drum stick of possibility and dunk it in the gravy of achievement. Pluts it makes for great stuffing. Mmm thats going to be moist tomorrow. Its the late show...