♪ ♪ ♪ you sound amazing. you are not flat at all. happy wednesday everyone. america grew and expanded nothing represented the promisem land more than california it wal a golden state, endless summer dancing raisins music icons liks the beach boys and charlie manson. go west young man was a sayinge in true we were discussing l sexist even then california was literally the ultimate end to the american continents.as and of american aspirations. ittop. was the mountaintop it attracted immigrants like arnold schwarzenegger in search of fame and fortune and bent over housekeepersin.e [laughter]an california just begin the end oo something else. progressive policies just died. now the woke need a wake in lief of flowers and nancy pelosi a new brought. it is indeed over the big loud thud you heard was the progressive agenda hitting the ground like joe biden near a sandbag. it was all thanks to governor griese locks our nation's weirdw bitter souls called journalists will not admit it but just came to reality and switched political sides.. his reason is what we have known all along the left silly sanctimonious adolescent does not work in thp]e real world. so how do we get a new newsom? today in san francisco begins the asia-pacific economic cooperatioc n conference. which is a crafty way of saying let's spend money on horse and limos.ican this is something american politicians have perfectible lperfected bikeeverything else n fast. the guest of honor chinese comments partyctedgues chairmani jinping the. i love his menus. a racist would say he is no slouch. you want to see how a worlder leader exits e a plane?ta takeke a look joe this is how it is done. look at that smooth confident dissent you get th e feeling he's getting control of his limbs. and without a spotter to it's almost like he knew how to useho the stairs how many hours of practice does it take to do that? and it looks like he knows where he is not an ambulance insightee either. excellent dismount by tht e way i could watch that for days and maybe i will.e you've got to get the dog to check in for fentanyl if obamao has not eaten them first. h soim with president xi in town made san fran look like a place where people would actually liv instead of od. you're not believe at america's newest fascist accomplished in en one weekend the dead of night pedestrian barricades were up td control crowds and keep junkiesa out ofnd the streets.s, gone to is the graffiti the garbage perhaps most obviously gone are the homeless proof jus, like that vanished. that is a lot of buses tove martha's vineyard.nn even a president xi cannot make his own citizens disappear that fast.uy that is the guy is so far out ahead on labor camps nike has him on retainer. usually when people disappear from california thata fast thed moved to texas but it is a weirw no one is asking where they went. white couldn't it have been done sooner if it was that easy to do now? since he homeless think the city streets or toilets newsom wants to make sure the chairman does not step in the san francisco treat. and also biden scheduled to attend things could get prettycl messy if the president actually tries to you know, walk.f th if he falls over the streets he would come up looking like a six-foot tall baby ruth. [laughter] delicious. so whyso is it with would ad l once to govern effectively becomes a conservative? let's asomesk gavin.v. >> uno folks say they're justy cleaning up this place because all those fancy leaders are coming int beco town. that is true. because it is true. [laughter] greareg:t answer, right?ri that is what they call encore proof gavin just murdered the left entire agenda. w can we now get on with making our democrat run cities livable again? sadlnsy it turns out decades ofv eiprogressivism cannot be undont overnight. in l.a. on saturday of fire damage the crucial 10 freeway sy badly it will be closed for weeks if not months which meansw everhiy day more than 3000 citizens will miss their botox appointments.h of the fire at which officials are determined was caused by arson just happened to occur by homeless camp which is like saying there happened to be a bag of coke at the premises fors hunter biden happened to b we staying at the time. was investigators are started under an overpass and fueled by wooden pallets newsom was quick to sayt it did not start in the camp. a that's clearly a political moveb ecbecause the city has seen. similar incidents before. the safest on for years of fire surrounding these camps is a constant risk for 2019 a blade start and homeless camp tuckedn under l.a. freeway. in june 202154% of the fires responded to by the l.a. fire department were caused by the homeless. d and inow downtown l.a. that rate was 80% that is eight out of 10. i love math. now initially california transportation secretary said it was very possible the fire started in thein camp otherst be suggested though it might be california politicians lighting their own forks. but of course l.a. mayor karen n bass warned citizens not to jump to conclusions and why? because yesterday in the freeway fire broke out iy fin l.a. and , a homeless camp which is no surprise because there are hundreds all over the city.l so i think i know were all of those homeless missing from sanh fran went and apparently they iy brought their weber grills with them. so overnight san franciscansfran have seen a remarkable transformation. all itrkab took was a communist leader to come for aal visit.co do youme think there's anyone ee out there who might want to impress a big commie? holy smokes. fig i think i just figured out howi' to clean up america cities we could use president xi like a human dust buster. so please chairman come to newu york you can stay at my place p buddy i actually own amy walk au most of thdde stuff on my apartment was made in your camps. then we camps.n go to baltimore, philly, memphis, houston, chicago, d.c. because of this one thing a liberal loves the showing off to the reds.he but look even cleaning up sansa fran is not going ton make up r the rest of gavin's miserables track record in that state's. i was not going to play when he runs forpl president? >> 's name is gavin newsom and he can do for america what hefo did for california. with him as president you will enjoy people fresh air living. prescription drugs without the line long lines at walgreens ano no more walgreens. say goodbye to public bathrooms when the wholeol world is your toilet you will not have to hold itin one second longer than you want too. will convert your car to airl ai conditioning for free. fre gavin newsom is your very best friends. brought to by the committee to make america terrible.to m ♪ let's welcome tonight's guestc anchor always rocks thkse boats. [applause] heat was happily married until sawhis wife actor writer comedl jamie.] [cheering] he's aern expert in the emergeny management what makes him a perfect fit for the show campus perform higher education fellowr nicholas. and finally if she gained a pound it would be lovely. near times best-selling authors fox news contributor kat timpf. jamie, how are you doing there? it's good than, k you. >> i don't care. would you say what's going on in california right now it looks better or worse than the end of your terrible and depressingte marriage? quick similar. similar. i have hated gavin newsom by the way for a while i have not like- him since my least favorite things we told everyone to wear masks then he was caught note wa wearing a mask. that happened to me during sexsi once. the girls like were putting our masks on and then itou was justh e me. these throughways in californiae i don't you ever been on them they are a disaster when they are not on fire.d. this is really bad it's also aen confusing message they come on ago we don't hav have a shot ine 10 that's good news it but it'si going to takt'e months not weeke gavin goes yes that's right it'o going to take six -- eight weeks and i'm like i think that's months. i think that's 1.5 to two how are they trying to trick me?i i don't like people try to trick me is at the playground of the day ther there's little girl my daughter was playingd th i go hw will that your daughter sit in this lady and she says oh she's 39 months. [laughter] 3 i said i think she's three. first of i don't care how oldar your daughters i'm trying to be nice and now i've got to do a mathematical formula to figure out how old your daughter is.icl but this whole thing did remind mefi of my marriage to answer yr question from the beginning.nswe he said it was a disasteron waiting to f happen which was those of the same words the priest used.ster the disaster waiting to happen.e >> is a good lent i like how yoi work the playground went into w there. did nothing to do with that but it's okay for. >> a lot of mind don't quit so we shouldn't say the election was flatt of.di [laughter]dn and insight inside joke. julie, what you think america would lookd likloe if he ends p being present to see what's happening in california?e >> he actually said he admitted san francisco got a facelift. a facelift after arson, fire, eight new screw held up at gunpoint and that's the facelift? i said the dy went to get a facelift when i get to that place but if he ever walks in the upper east side and seen a bad facelift that is what san francisco is.sa it's like that is san n francis as far as marriages ending like san francisco i would only be lucky if mine and it as well as that. [laughter] fires, gunshots, explosions and gun sound like a paradise hunting but i never got. [laughter]an but san francisco is flat nobu hills there. n >> no hills there at all >> san francisco does not need doali facelift that needs anft enema.> but that would g be good because it looks like it has had an enema. [laughter] i don'.t know where i'm going. professor holcomb is notssib possible to teach people inia california and their t mistakes? it just seems like the stuff goe goes on and on and on. my theory is that the rich are far removed from the poor they don't see the consequences what you think? quick set theory is actually a correct. just look at thebsely obvious. he comes out they put up heavy duty fences and democrats level walls and fences they work to keep people out except on ourso southern border until they can work and then he comes out andt since you have a guest over you've got to clean your home.l it reveals what he really thingl about the people he looks at them as garbage the residents of california they will still vote for him that is the scary part but it was a marie antoinette moment saying let them eat cake and i feel bad because after thu summit is over guess what's coming back in ennis then? homeless encampments. >> it's almost like let there be urine cake? >> or feces cake. books member those you don'tne have a problem.. >> i am a girl per.ve >> for. >> i keep forgettingt .a [laughter]orge what do you make of this whole fire situation? it's actually in california almost a natural disastero is because all they do is drive. that's like the most crucial freeway for southern california. >> we also think free weight not on fire is a great bipartisan initiative. [laughter] iit does affect everyone. and the thing that is sad, california's great in a lot of ways i was just there i have the best time the weather it was a beautiful my show sold out the crowds were amazing had the best time with my friends it would've been perfect if that lady didn't throw the knife at me. if [laughter] works that is true. i mean all is well that doesn't break thlle skin you could say t action was pretty bad and she w was ouast in a homeless camp she was all by herself. there are some simple things that can be done.ng some think like a knife and being thrown can be taken aso little more seriouslmey. that should not be multiple for was caught on fire summons likes this is a problem. b it should not be that hard to make california awesome becausee california is also based on the weather and so many other things.me >> that remind os me of an analy i came up with. california is like a beautifuloo woman who doesn't have to do anything because they have the water. they have the scenery so theyy' are justre there. it is like a completely brain-dead beautiful woman for.t >> you are right that smokes. [laughter] what it's like a fruitful brain dead woman who smokes. who [laughter] we can dream. up next panca tries to be coolo blathering about book bands in school. 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[applause] reg:: exactly. you are in favor of book bands i was surprised as a libertarian. [laughter] >> i actually have throughout the years had issues with some of ron desantis pieces of legislation as a free speeche absolutist. so because of that also nothing makes me more frustrated than to see someone coming out sayingd things that are completely nott true because an in it makes it e difficult for those to be taken seriously wanted to say that she was saying to kill a mockingbird was completely banned. diary of anne frank was completely banned which is not true and then she turns and goes ♪ people are mad. no, you are wrong.re julie said she's handing out. these books at a concert that is really weird. to go to a concert to hear rock songs might get the party started someone hands you ayo diary of anne frank. it's an important book for manym reasons but does not make me want to dance for. >> get that nazi party started? anti- somatic.t quickset is what you said.ge [laughter] >> i didn't say that somebodyt else said that. jamie you said that.samebot. [laughter] >> i don't eve jamn remember. >> jamie come if you reach your kids? >> andi' reall rd toea them a l. >> would you read to them? >> i will tell you what i was going to read them and opposes back is a question to you is going to read them a dire of anne frank just occurred to me should we be really anne frank's diary? [laughter] yo, shu know what i mean?be there's a tiny lock on there for a reason guys.ere >> my diary would be banned from schools. [laughter] i was thinking can you imagineia if you had a diary and some is that we have good news and bad news the good news is you know have a best-selling book. the bad news is everybody knowsu that t you think second cousins that are hot don't count.ot [laughter]pres i am impressed by pink giving away books at her concert forns them and she is doing well at my shows i cannot give away tickets. [laughter] to my shows this to the first 1000 people get books at thethey concert they said if anybody is not amongst the first 1000 you could find one in the trash or on the floor. [laughter] just grab one.this >> it's so true but this is what she needs to do this is thedy first time - i've heard about pk and ages. >> true, true. it is in it like if you ban ath book and my kid findats out the books are band he's going to buy them but not burning them and so you can get them they are sort of letting the parents choose i don't know and then when i heard pornography you could read it tv might think others video now. [laughter] reading pornography that's an instance where that movie ishere always better than the book. [laughter] nev i never understood erotica. that was just weird. you get all excited turn the page and it goes away. 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