thank you. thank. thank you. thank you. thank you. well, good night, everybody. i hope tuesday, everyone. >> so an arizona man who owns the guinness world record forgue the world's largest collection of fossilizessd has opened t a museum to show off his findings. and afteo showr dna testingg th the samples. they've even tracked down the original sourcee. fasthunter biden trial is off to fast. start with a jury picked in just a single dayrt w. haring >> i guess hunter must be sharing his cocaine because he's not sharing it with you. the jury includes six women, inc prompting hunter to ask what they charge by thwomee hou. some congressional democratsre are trying to distance themselves from biden as ce to campaign foro november. also, gaining distance fro m biden, an injured turtle. i know we had an injury turtleiw for that photo. r.i.p. yeah. a feminist author claims castration may be the keyration to males living longer men who m can't afford. g at the surgery can get the same results from marrying a feminist autho r. more trouble at the washington post as their editor abruptly steps down followings th last year's $77 million loss. they're also changinge also their slogan from democracy lies in darkness to failurtheie to pay. >> our light bill resultsghll in darkness. >> pat sajak will bid farewell to wheel of on friday. so i get the feeling he's happy to go when he asks the audiencee to solve this puzzle. authuthorities said a woman who was pronounced dead at ahe nursing home was found alive 2 hours later at the funeral parlor. she claimshour she was just getn her hair done. all right. so hunter biden's criminal hasge begun. he's charged with lying about his drug use on his federad with s drl gun application. >> there's no argument that he no. e throughre's hunter's case is more open and shut than the trapdoor in judge janine'sop. >> now, compare that to trump's case where the charges stillot can't be explained. >> just ask your local democrat fantastibe expt.c. >> just on that point, what crime did trump commit? he. it was it was. it was financial crimes. colla it was white collar crimes. itr was exactly which one charged him? it was. he was convicted on what was ew york e. . it's new york state law. what's the what was the crime, francesca? actually, i don't even like it2 . hang on. just got convicted on 34 counts. francesca. cookin what was the crime of, like,g >> cooking the actual vote? what was the crime? youyou were not allowed. >> so you were not allowed to. to use your own financial like your own money to pay off somebody. and then he wrote, he he logged in as something different. he logged it as just a regulardn payment. he was actually paying off this porn star to keep it quiet, which ifs pornr to he hadn't beg for president, would not have mattered. >> but he was. wouland so it impacted campaign finance laws in new york was st. >> look, i'm no expert. let me just say that's that'stht why campaign finance laws are a federal law. oh's, my. not to say that he wasreg: less prepared than i was for my colonoscopy. who knew you weren't supposed to eat four pizzas? now, compare that to biden's charges. the facts are clear. there's vide charges,the fao ofl while brandishing the gun. it's his opposite frome brandi, the trump trial as you can get. yee yet, i admire their defensyo . you know, he lied about the drugs because he was on drughe and it's our fault to trustand t a drug addic'st to fill out paperwork. and i get lying on applicationps . it's like going to have to fill out a medical form and they ask you, how many drinks do you have o ask m dayan? . and i go, well, what time is itm now? but if this works, all crimes like drunk drivingif now subjecm to the same reasoning. but it's not really about huntere re b. >> it's joe. in that laptop. hunter may be involvedat with family brides.h but joe's involved in hist family's bribejos. re kic he gets more kickbacks than a ks at a horse farm, you know? >> so while trump had to face a new york jury that decideded on his guilt back in 2016,hunter hunter goes to trial at his daddy's front yard. and oddly, joe made sure to visit hunter's ex, hale jey joe's late son, beau's ex. maybe joe a bang or two,[ appl although it's hard when his nurse won't leavauale the rm . but she's one of the main witnesses against hunter.er's dd and hunter's dad. the current president just happened to visit her. thm sure, it's not so they can get their story straight, because as we all know by noy s one is above the law. and i'm sure during this visit, hunterlaw.and i' came up.e up after all, that couldl that be witness tampering. and >> and remember, joe finished top of his class in law schoolrd right after he led that daring raid to free mandela and crawl through the jungles of papua a new guinea with a knife between his teeth to save his uncle n . nibalsbals >> so now dad and his son areow suddenly long bike rides rid together, which is heartwarminee ,says hunter isn't used to writing anything that doesn't have a ukrainian wi accentti e . but that photo photo is a message. it's delaware for remember jurors? i'm the president and i canent n always call the irs. so most americans seee co the contrast. trump got nailed on a made up law because of who he wantsn bie and biden was able to escape real laws because of who he wals . none of us could have done what hunter did and made it even three months. we need their be arrested or ne from monkeypox. >> this has been a well-fundeded pampered and protected crime spree. the trial's only happening now becaus because hunter got messy and joe can still pardon him. if his dadessy wasn't president, his would be closer to the chopping block than when had my reduced to. i'd like to say the fix is, but hunter might misinterpret the meaning and run to his dealer's misinte house.e. >> he can't pay any of his creditors or the mothers of his children edito that his dad bary acknowledges. but he can afford a sweet crib in malibdau with secret servicee protection funded by you and me. and it's the samrve federal0 gr government paying 30 grand a month for a malibu house. so the secret can guard hunter's malibu mansion, a mansion that supposedly brok e to himself paying 20 grand a month for. ,. 're welcomey >> this from a guy who hasn't held a job in years. you count moonlighting as an energy consultant in a faraway land. >> and these days, he only produces paintings that look like something i threw ues pailh at kegger in the nineties. >> the government is aboutneti as levelesvernment joe's craft c adjustable bed. meanwhile, you're seeing this. you pro trumpers say the system is biased. but look, hundredsyor sa being d too. well, the only reason he's being triedonly is becausee of the just him justice system. it's in spite of it. he had gotten away with everything for years. and why? he was a bideny? and no one whoo not a biden would have made it this far. if there's one thing to learnme from this trial, it's that if you're a republican, they'll inventthinf yo laws to punish yu but if you're a dem, they avoid punishing you for real dem laws that you broke until they can't. of course, the sympathy narrativg ree ramps up a fathern struggling with his son's addiction, a son dealing with addiction now on the road to recovery. it's a criminal redefinen thed as victim, a common democrat vi to thet it's designed real story. it's not hunter embarrassing real storyd. it's a greedy pop exploiting is reckless offsprinop explogo e who happens to be a good earner. and the crack. it an made him a great earner. the bidens, they're the corleone family, but with hair plugs, peddliny arg influencelii to cover the big guys. >> 10% tax gap these days when his foes use a silencer, they want to shut him up. the former cia, form operative e house in the president's daily brief podcast, mike bakefromr, e speaks eight languages. seven. she just made up co-host emily campagna. fo it's hard for her to stay grounded when she weighsne little. 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"new york times" best sellinear] author, comedian and former heavyweight champion tyron mike. somewhere along the line here, i'm a little sympathetic and towards hunter and i got to ask you, when you applied for ape ci whea, did you really tell the truth on your application? i mean, come on, in this day and age, if you lie about something. >> yeah. is it just between you and me? yes. yes. noi didn, i did.t yeah.wo and here's what i would say. it's pretty easy to doul , to tellwhen the truth. i mean, when you're filling out applications, the questions aren't'r that hard. right? and so i get what he's saying. sod i was confused. i was. i was addicted at the time. soaded aon. >> are you a drug addict? mm-hmm. okayrstand t . he's >> hundreds of smart guy. regardless of, you know, all the problemsmart, he's not n idiot. sectio. ew what he was doing look, this the contrast between what happened with trump and what'sthe ween happening win couldn't be more clear. >>in trump's case, they had an d individual, and then they wentc. out looking for a crime. right. and they spent a lot of time trying to piece together somethinthey spe af gg they coua a crime. biden you had crimes that theyd watched over. yes. and now they're now they're faced with this thisno a issue where, okay, we got l to let it move forward for optics. >> iett move fort we live in ths of times. but you know what? that was the clearestupidestt an you've given about anything. >>thing. yeah. i mean, that was really good. thank you. that was like you just. >> you're that. yeah. no, i mean, that was. i'm, like, impressed. emil you know, emily, the standardy, of drug addiction is so subjectived . so he could say, i got the gun, but i wasn't high. but if you're an addict, you're always an addict. >> it's self-reporting. alwis could he win on this defense? >> i don't think r the semanticn that are put forthti and especially perpetuated by the mainstrea arem will work here, especially when on day one of trial, they played his audio book, where in his voice he said, my superpowers vc was that i could find crack cocaine anywhere, any time sam about the same year that he purchased the gun and lied on the application thapurcha afy his attorney said, no, no, he wasn't an addict at that time. likee wa addic, the end of the it's laid bare, not your addiction, but that you're a liayo addictir and tha you're trying to con us here just like you were trying to con the application u ar then.i have and i have to point out, just in january of last year, the doj forth a whole press release saying that federal prosecutors were committeds to getting to pursuing aggressively those who lied on thesemitted t applications. l and a lot of people went to jail. a lot of people went to ja to jt for three months at a time, 16 months up to ten years in prison. sohs i'm glad i think therere actually is parity here with at least the prosecution. but we need to see it followedro through. and certainly his defense is aren't workinugh and g. but what makes me nervous is the display of the bidens in the courthous hee right andn, joe biden. >> how is that not witness h tamperinowg and seeing jill bidn putting her arm around ashley starting to cry whenabou they talk about a 12 day d and skid row in l.a.ay, the fir lady is in a courtroom and you're trying to tell me that's not going to have a o ten impact. >> the jury that's not is tampering. >> tha. itness tampering who cares about a 12 day? i know. yeah. go t. >> oh, i'm sorry. you know, i know it's a great it's a great point. you have her showing up for the even the witness choosing the jury pool, which was very strange. it's all straight,y pool but i t to go back. there's something about thiss sn about. >> what? they're getting him on. that kind of bugs me. it's just likeofme it's a numbe1 one. >> think about her mass shooters. the young mass shooter, think tt >> they are on weed. they're not. . ey're on antidepressantshe >> they're on adderall. how many people are buying guns on? >> prescription drugs that you're going with? adderall makes you a school shooter. oh, i'm not going with you there. >> but i'm just saying that you could easily go you can easilyargume make this argument about other drugs, is what i'm saying. or >> or you can make the argumentt instead that this isn't constitutional because the second amendment doesn't have an exception in it. for if you're addictedment doet something real. yes. so you could make that arguments that his second amendment rights are being violated, which it would be funneny. funy >> see, joe biden essentially asking the court to make that argument. yee biden ess, but that's right. >> it's not the gun ownership. the crime is lying on the federal application ie g right.>> but totally right. the question itself, i'm saying that you could argue that the question i'mu co isn't constitu. >> mhm.>> oh well i didn't go to lawo school but i know it's a good argument so. but now is it good.yo >> emily, how much did you payy for law school. nofot enough. and now stupid boston market feels right no marw. oh, i feel boston market. before thanksgiving, i was >> froy again.y tuesda brilliant. yes. avoided the thanksgiving rush, avoid. uld beit >> in all fairness, it would be funny for biden to bring that up. bo but would also be funny for conservatives to pick up. also, like what you said as bro you brought up, being an addict is a subjective thing. yeah. and whatever bign your addicted. is a very subjective thing. there are people who do think that ie thatf you do take, you , adderall or ritalin a as prescribed. that makes you and there's it's all it's all subjective. thd e's people who have a veryit clearly to me, you can see serious problems, like i'm just having a good timeavin. ery subj we all know that guy. yeah. so it's very subjective and it it's very interesting because we haven't heard anybody weigh in on that aeart. to >> all no, it's true. that's the clear thing there. it's also ane that for or againt free will because he's saying you don't have free will when you're making these choices. roune willd it all up for us.sit >> okay. we're missing the major poinheom marianne rafferty, live in los angeles. a gunman attempted to attack the us embassy near beirut. this is according to the lebanese army. soldiers shot and injured the assailant, who's only described as a syrian national. according to local media reports, the gunfight lasted for almost half an hour by the us diplomatic mission in the suburb of acar that's north of beirut. the us embassy says the morning attack by the embassy's entrance did not cause any casualties among their staff. also that lebanese troops and embassy security mobilized quickly. fox and friends first will have more on this story starting at 5 a.m. eastern. i'm marianne ra i'm marianne raffertsluggiy. ib >> gutfeld returns after the break. sluggish be a sign that your digestive system isn't at its best. en e ve a little metamucil every day can help. can help. metamucil psyllium fiberl way. to trap and remove the waste that weighs you down. so you can lighten everyday the metamucil way. >> good morning. with the collapse. >> good, good. good morning. yeah. fried dough collects chewy bites for fast and gentle constipation relief in as little as 30 minutes, making your good morning even better with all galactose. why is it so hard to find a good pro to work on your house? 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