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saying -- >> jesse: ride the tractor. you are sick. >> greg: i don't even know what you're talking about. >> jesse: me neither. >> jessica: what are you talking about? okay, so, as somebody who can give off a bit of a tracy flick vibe every once in a while, what may go to the side but i have this number that i can tell you that this is actually what is going on. it doesn't always help your argument. the facts matter, but also, communicating -- your communication strategy probably matters more than them, especially this kind of scenario where you talk about the fact you don't want anyone to be losing their jobs, and you obviously care about blue-collar workers and you understand that people who were in minnesota, and is not that easy then to just relocate to whatever other state they are going to be new jobs offered for you and i think that is where the major failing of this conversation comes from. she is right that there are more jobs than people who are looking for work at this particular moment. >> dana: but not those particular jobs. the ones that lost their jobs on

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he was overnight in the hospital twice. these are very expensive vet bills. it's very distressing for a dog. but here's the thing. we engaged with a former canine handler. is he a dog trainer and his name is sean stuart. he has been working with percy to get him off the scent of pot and i'm happy to say today he is six months pot-free. thank you, sean stuart, but be careful. this is a really serious issue. >> greg: piece of advice tell peter to wrap it tighter. >> jesse: he can't handle his drugs. >> dana: if you are out there smoking pot put it away appropriately. >> jesse: this in west virginia went dumpster diving did he find a raccoon, squirrel or dinosaur. that's a bear inside jumped right out and bolted right out of there. tonight "jesse watters primetime" whistleblower accusing biden of being bribed, big time. greg? >> greg: i once had a bear in a

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life and people realize, oh, i actually don't have to be here for my work, the outmigration from these cities have been very, very quickly. even if the mayor is trying to do something now, it is too late because they didn't stop the problems of law and order in time to prevent them from leaving. and these decisions don't come lightly for a company like nordstrom. they won, obviously were losing money, right? businesses do not close when they are making a lot of money and everything is going great. they are losing money or they are not able to protect their staff, not able to keep staff. this is one of the flagship places at the mall. have you seen them all when the flagship leaves? with left? spencer's gift. maybe they hold on. >> greg: novelty. >> dana: orange julius, you got to love that. it is not enough to keep foot traffic coming in. it is a good warning for other cities. san francisco realized it too late. hopefully others will not do the same. >> jesse: we can get to san francisco and a second but

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here's what he told jesse. >> we should disallow congressional stock trading for the same reason we don't allow the referee took that on the game. and this is not a small amount of money. $788 million worth of securities traded by members of congress last year. lois frankel, you just mentioned, she has been a lawmaker since i was five years old. and i am supposed to believe that all of a sudden she is making moves like she is warren buffett? >> dana: he had some good lines last night. it is a stocked game, stacked against you. >> jesse: letting referees bet on the game. insider trading is illegal everywhere except congress. so, good for these people to get together and get the sleaze out of there. here's what i don't understand. if you are a member of congress, you are going to make money when you leave congress so i can you just wait? you already have free transportation, free health care, free gym, free food, taxpayer-funded junkets, donor-funded vacations, due to

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>> one of the republican candidates is calling for mental competency tests for politicians over the age of 75. what do you think? >> ridiculous. look at what he is doing. his energy level, his level of passion. [laughter] i would love that costume. come on up, joe. [laughs] >> jeanine: but democrats are falling in line and saying biden is ready to go. >> joe biden is agile, capable, incredibly sharp, incredibly probing, incredible command. >> let's not forget more americans voted for this president than any other president in history. >> people are on fire for the biden-harris ticket. >> polls will go up, polls will go down, but what won't change artifacts. >> jeanine: i don't even know how to start, but dana, i'm going to start with you. of the energy level, the level of passion. the fact is that jill biden is

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he will never be arrested because they don't have a squad that goes out and says, we are going to make sure you execute warrants on these -- >> dana: 347 commit all the crimes. >> jessica: 6,000 arrest and rearrest in a year. >> jesse: really good conversation. >> dana: did you enjoy that, jesse? >> greg: you know why, jesse? you were not involved. you were just asking questions. i think you're good at that. [laughter] >> jesse: coming up, joe biden's boring 2024 campaign run needs a shot of adrenaline, so they are calling it a doctor. jill. ♪ ♪ we start with sustainably grown cotton from the rich red soul of north alabama, here on our family farm. then we partner with family owned mills from maine to mississippi to manufacture

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eight i am more chopping a joke, though, can i try it out? >> jeanine: yes. >> greg: why is joe biden like a bat open casket. >> dana: why? >> greg: because you have to keep calling a lid. see, i don't know. i love the so-called positive adjectives that are used to describe joe, like he is capable, something you would say about someone with a head injury. he sure is capable ever since, i mean, the head injury, it is surprising. he is very agile for a man with no feet. it is something you would say so it makes you think he is incapable and bumbling just by mentioning those but i've got to talk about the most amazing thing about dr. jill is how truly amazing dr. jill is. not a single negative story ever appearing about her. how can somebody be so perfect, right? you know nothing about her. judging by the media, she is joan of arc to melania's lizzie borden. the media always protects its own and jill belongs to them.

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it's time for "the fastest." first up, a pulse pounding moment when an out-of-control car goes over 120 miles per h hour. whoa he is right. a police officer narrowly escaping serious dress after a car careened across the highway and right towards him. turns out it was a 17-year-old driver behind the wheel. amazingly everyone walked away okay. judge, a miracle. >> jeanine: it is. there is nothing else you can say other than it was not his time to die because right there, how do you get away from that? it's amazing. >> jessica: anyone have anything besides amazing? >> jesse: it is a seven series it hit so it is a very heavy vehicle and he was just in the perfect place right in between the two cars. >> dana: i would say he was very agile. >> jesse: more agile than the president. >> greg: i would like to do something horrible to th

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the first day of the administration when they counseled the keystone pipeline, this morning, he is going to come back hopefully tomorrow, we have breaking news this morning -- very little work since then. >> greg: that is a reverse tease. teasing for something that already happened. >> dana: he will -- >> jessica: bugsy will be back. >> greg: can't get enough of bugsy. jesse, do you have a euphemism to describe this? [laughter] >> jesse: i think i can come up with a euphemism pair of i will tell you this. when i was interning at the stock exchange as a teenager -- >> greg: where they are? >> jesse: they told me the way to be successful in life is to see how everything is related. if you raise rates, this is what it does to oil. prices go up, hits transfer patient know my transportation, earnings hit wages, if you can see that you will succeed. deb has no understanding of cause and effect. deb says i am going to shut down

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