>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! yes! i agree! i agree! stop it! happy monday, everyone. today jury selection began at hunter biden's glenmore trail and as a welcoming gift of those selected were given if we dined back. [laughter] to make sure it's a jury of his peers we're looking for people were given phony jobs in ukraine, smoke crack in a sensory deprivation tank, had sex with another family member's wife while impregnating a stripper. safari found one. possible witnesses include boulevard and's widow, callie biden, hunter biden's ex-wife kathleen and the gun store clerk in delaware. or as hunter calls it, his dream for some. [laughter] like colors no picture for that guy. over the weekend president biden what seems likely with hunter in delaware. as part of his new workout program called "not dying." [laughter] thank you. i had to work hard to get one out of you. [laughter] i wonder if they're going to like these. mexico is officially elected the first ever female president. [applause] i know. yeah, like you care. [laughter] "all finally a woman. you go, girl." shut up. her name is claudia shei sheinbaum. that's right. claudia sheinbaum. you know, of the tijuana sheinbaum. you should -- the gefilte fish tacos. with her first order of business as president can get her daughter to marry a doctor. [laughter] [laughter] i don't care if you don't like it! if i did i would be miserable! during his testimony under u.s. covert response in origins, anthony fauci sent the claims of his influence on the cia lab analysis are a conspiracy and it makes him sound like jason bourne. but look, man, no one is confusing fauci with jason bourne. one is a person that kills people with government backing and the other is matt damon. [laughter] [applause] .gov. over the weekend, pro hamas protesters clashed with a gave pride parade in philadelphia despite their differences they both united and their love of suspicious packages. [laughter] and the official facebook page for the u.s. navy seals was marked for marking the start of pride months. but to commemorate the month with every compound rate in terrorist gets if he -- free makeover. [laughter] i don't like -- don't like that one, ha? so the saga of donald j. trump continues. really what did we talk about before him? aside from me, of course. it's a shame we only have an hour. but have you noticed the reaction to the trenton conviction? is more muted than my tv during jesse's show. [laughter] of course, there's the usual not cases where anything related to tran ten is cause for incontinence. >> my reaction was i was in costco buying ten boxes of cure coffee and my watch started to buzz and i got so excited i started leaking a little bit. [laughter] [crowd groans] >> greg: so jay -- joy behar wraps herself in costco and for the first time it was an overnight free samples of chocolate covered lard nuggets. [laughter] but aside from joy and from some has-been actors where is all the noise? no one is dancing in the streets? weeping or peeing with joy. the truth is even someone would have to admit this prosecution wasn't justice. some recognize we were going to far even before the verdict. it's like when you're in a fight with your spouse and you make it casual comment about her meatloaf and realize oh [bleep], i'm in for it. and their right. the critic resulted in a bump in trenton's pulling in a massive 200 million-dollar bump in donations. 200 million. [cheering and applause] i know. 200 million? that's more than i make a year. [laughter] it even crash trenton's relations that something i have not seen since i started that i cite to ban brand kill me from public parts. [laughter] i have a dog if you want to -- between trump and biden. one is facing a sentence, the other can't complete one. [laughter] [applause] so -- thank you. so how does trump do it? does he turn a conviction in to an electoral win for all? hobbies and his adversaries energy in the power? i'd call it the eternal cliffhanger be. when trump -- with trump, when an -- one act finish it it sparks an equally thrilling next one. he's like the orange harry potter. [laughter] and what traits the cliffhangers are those obsessed with taking him do down. it's a perpetual motion machine. their attacks can't help but set the stage for what will he do next, and what he does next race than another cause for attack. you think you killed him. no father he is in the next chapter two raising applause. >> boy the round of applause he's getting right now is pretty staggering. and you have to imagine that's always going to hap happen. >> greg: what a contrast. trump gets a hero welcome from the ufc while joe goes unnoticed at kfc. [laughter] and what you notice about that ufc crowd? while they're young c. male, healthy, and get this alive. everything the white house hates or lacks. that's why when democrats s say, "but trump is a convicted felon," the restaurant in unison say, "so?" meanwhile the hollywood commode is in full panic mode. check out this headline from the wrap y. higher root -- hollywood is too exhausted and scared to enjoy trump's conviction." and that's because despite the verdict they feel like trump will still end up president anyway because his base is now beyond fired up. they realize they're like a guy who got a lucky punch in. and the guy that hit was incredible hulk's orange twin brother. and is not just hollywood who realizes this. minnesota congressman dave phillips called on new york governor kathy hogle to pardon trump and out of kindness. phillips argued that trump's guilty vertical only energize republican voters ahead of the election. any says that knowing that there's no equally compelling way to energize democratic voters aside from demonizing trump. and how is that working for you? trenton is on fire and biden has a wet brain. lives in the media are also noticing that dems are not just about despite that they started. writer brian mueller slams the week response citing that the biden campaign has no plans to run tv adds about the verdict. can you blame them? with you run atv at about how you plan to -- totally backfired and actually help the other guy? a convicted felon just lupus -- like it was you same boat versus stephen hawking. [laughter] and you had a motor. you can see the deflation everywhere meanwhile trump is everywhere. in america is dallas, trump is gr. what would he have without him? the same business as usual bull [bleep] programming which does nothing but like you. it is one response to the verdict is so tame. they are terrified. anticipating trump's next move. and your next move as well. is another clicks -- the hammer of their own making in there at the edge of their seats kept keeping their heads down, mouse shot and scared [bleep] less. my prediction the next time joy behar is standing in costco... [laughter] it won't just be pets running down her leg. [applause] >> announcer: let's welcome tonight's guess! >> greg: his books made me regret learning how to read. because of one nation and cohost of "fox and friends," brand kill me. [cheering and applause] he has a beard but didn't marry one. course of the room and report can dave rubin. he performs a hospital so patients look forward to the. comedian captain adam hunter! [cheering and applause] and she believes in the right to bear arms very skinny arms. new york times best selling author and fox's conservator, kat timpf. [cheering and applause] >> greg: brian you're wrong on everything. [laughter] so can you give us your opinion on trump's chance after this verdict and i'll assume the opposite to be true. >> okay. first off i with his writers before and they told me you were very nice to me, he rewrote all the questions so we'd go back to the same format. but i'll answer your ques question. ufc first of there's not one place in america -- and i mean this -- that joe biden can get 18,000 people to form. is not one person america that you can get 1000 -- 100,000 people to sign up and 40-degree! has to be intimidating your mark you can't keep the people that show up for trump and bill moore who sat in the seat and i didn't mind renting to him came out and said you have to stop putting down trump supporters. the men that like going from. and at some point you just need some smelling salts because 18,000 people i was there today before and almost for the way in because it didn't -- to interview dana white on saturday which i'm sure he'll be watching it a night at the clock on one nation -- the holy -- you think trump is going -- you think -- so it's not working. everything they're doing is not working and it's got to be frustrating and now we have people saying over and over again it looks like joe biden is going to lose. at the same time no one can say for sure if donald trump will be in prison or not. how crazy is the world we are living in? 's before you know what screen being that a guy who shows up for away in -- [laughter] i go to the local high school for that. i can get arrested! >> and the man insurance. >> yes. >> so what am i doing? 's before i don't know. so dave, how do you think this verdict will affect the election. do you think this influences the undecideds at all? >> i will answer the question but can we talk about joy behar looking smug looking for a moment? >> greg: yes! by all means be what i can go to costco anymore so where do people by toilet paper invoke besides costco and if you would've thought -- everything being equal which member of "w." was leaking i think everyone would've said will be. >> she goes to commercials for poise whether they put him in wacky on the moon whatever they try to do with him at this point, he is going to win and i would say win by a landslide. they will put -- but we need orange man back because the other guy, something eight rights before the reason why i think you seriously and not kilmeade. >> thank you. >> hear me out. on the first shield, he predicted this sure would be number 1 and i was, like, -- you had the same signature know that you do then. that's three key. >> it was the first episode of the "gutfeld!," with the excavation point show which still doesn't work for me but good for you that thanks are happening in it pannek that another you something it -- i printed it about a year before the sentence one is raised i was backstage with him and if we did together and he said he thought he was going to end his relation by two-point and i said you were going to invite 20-point and he won by 20 points. so... [applause] >> greg: you are. >> i got a track record! >> greg: you're like a letter clad nostradamus. [laughter] noticed hardin as a gay nostradamus? an evolving. adam, wait to see you -- >> he's not wearing leather. >> greg: i'm not wearing leather! i don't know where later. >> i think that you can see. >> greg: at mic woke up. >> yes thank you. [laughter] >> greg: i haven't spoken to you whatever they already think that what you think about whole thing? >> i think if trump goes to jail it would be records versus diapers. it will be alcatraz was a thousand dimers. but for several out of the ufc and i love that that support him. i used to work for the ufc got the hang me to ruth's fighters which is not a very safe job. bullfighters got mad. condos was the most powerful black have a weight since lizzo -- [laughter] but he got a standing ovation in new jersey which, like, that states is more blue than things harry's testicles, you know? [laughter] and they love them there and i just think people get better. didn't miss my people to like the trial, internet like the fact that trump had asked the gag order and stormy got a no gag reflex order. [applause] >> greg: he still got it! >> still got it. >> and i just think, you know, it got really immature, like, trump called stormy horse faced and -- and he asked if she was mad and she said. [laughter] that's what i got. >> greg: so that trump -- what does it say that trump -- trump is a popular and think that it is a matter of hours? weren't we supposed to be against tiktok? >> i feel like you say we a lot but... [laughter] because he's interesting to watch, i think people want to know what that is going to look like. and i think that all the stuff about, you know, hollywood is too exhausted and scared -- i think that there really make it more complicated about why people aren't slowly salivating this. i think it's quite honestly because in order to do that they would have to be able to explain it. >> greg: right. >> if you like the average person you'd be like okay okay -- what did he do and why was that so bad? thirty-four felonies for, like, someone on his team during a miss label? >> greg: yes. >> people are basically saying the same thing about why they like another person are this comment or -- but the specific thing, there is no victim they can parade around on tv -- you know, oh finally justice for who? for a label maker? >> michael cohen? >> was a perjurer, right, so it's really i think -- what did he do wrong, why was it so bad -- anything else -- i don't think they could. >> greg: this is why they keep saying, like, no one is above the law. they can never points to the victim they go, "this is proof, no one is above the law." well what happened? they go i. don't know." [laughter] >> it just hit me. i can get toilet paper at target. that's what i'm going to do. [laughter] >> greg: you know, he's only here because of pride. up next, that covid control speak who won't admit the lab leak! >> announcer: if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to go see "gutfeld!" go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. upset stomach iberogast indigestion iberogast bloating iberogast thanks to a unique combination of herbs, iberogast helps relieve six digestive symptoms to help you feel better. six digestive symptoms. the power of nature. iberogast. we've always loved taking care of our home, from the gardening to any repairs that come up. but last year, grandpa here broke his arm. snowboarding. snowshoeing. anyway, he was fine, but it takes longer to heal now. and we prefer to stay active. we realized some home maintenance jobs aren't worth the risk. that's when we called leaffilter to protect our gutters. leaffilter's patented filter technology keeps debris out of your gutters for good. guaranteed. they gave us a free inspection, and we got our system installed that week. our leaffilter trusted pros will clean out your gutters, repair or replace your gutters, and install leaffilter, america's #1 gutter protection system. honestly, my only regret is not calling sooner. it's true, leaffilter has saved us so much time and the peace of mind. now we can focus on what we really enjoy. join millions of satisfied homeowners. get leaffilter. call 833 leaffilter today, or visit leaffilter.com it may not sound like it, but this... is actually progress at 225 miles per hour. shell renewable race fuel. reducing emissions by 60% in all ntt indycar® series races. ♪♪ we're moving forward with indycar. because we're moving forward with everybody. ♪♪ shell. powering progress. >> announcer: is story in five words. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: fauci grilled over covid liars. i'm going to go through a list of covid mitigation measures that -- and i could give me an answer is whether you believe these measures were justified. business closures. >> early in 5000 people were dying at a, yes. >> church closures. >> same thing. >> call -- school closures. >> again. >> the top people at facebook at -- asking why -- downplayed the lab leak theory -- what i have to do with me? >> i'm asking you because you are the expert on the coronavirus i'm asking -- >> why was the administration so pushing to have the lab leak theory -- >> i can't answer that, i kept an open mind throughout the -- >> you kept an open mind -- >> the american people deserve to be abused like that, mr cohen come because you're not there >> greg: and ouchi for fauci. [applause] all right, rubin. and not crazy about that kind of theatrics that because i think this is -- he should go to jail right. what did you make a lot of basically saying he had an open mind? he did not have an open mind about the lab leak. >> fauci had lied about everything from the beginning. admitted that 6 feet social distancing with this kind of made up. he told friends two months into covid that masks don't work. he claimed he had nothing to do with school closures. we can go on and on. that another part of the testimony where he says that he blamed due to two -- 3000 covid that's on podcast there's for spreading misinformation about vaccines. i would like to say as unvaccinated podcast or -- twenties my words carefully here, anthony apology can go bpp himself. [cheering and applause] >> how was that, that was good for fox, right? >> laura: >> greg: know was good. [laughter] -- of these ever apologetic in fact about the 6 feet apart which became 6 feet under for a lot of people got the kids masking, separate -- closing schools and stores. but blm remained open. >> i mean, the rules were so dumb. i coach wrestling -- >> greg: i bet you do. [laughter] >> and the kids can have a wrestling mask -- matches but at the end he couldn't shake hands. [laughter] i'm not kidding. it's, like, i can teabag you but i can't touch afterwards. [laughter] happy pride i didn't know -- we can sleep in different rooms i called -- how can we prolong this? [laughter] but, you know, i knew something was up people were getting rich because they kept trying -- it wasn't just a vaccine, they were giving out certain things with a vaccine permit in maine they were giving you a fishing license if you got a vaccine. in seattle never give you marijuana. in arkansas they were giving you tease. [laughter] >> greg: i was wondering what she would be the third thing and with -- what insult would go with it. >> your sport. [laughter] >> greg: i was going to nevada they gave you a hoo hooker. because it's legal there are people. so, kat, what did you make of the hearing? i watched it in the elevator. >> you you are. you were just riding the elevator all day. >> greg: yes, i was. >> you know, i don't think that anything could ever be truly satisfying to be clear, like, you hasn't even tried. he still ahead the same smug attitude that he had the entire time at -- people are dying -- is the still -- you don't hear the people died. i'm the only one who carried the people down and listen to me. and it's just, like, when he didn't really know what he was talking about the whole time to so confidently get on tv while people's livelihoods were crumbling and why people had, like, loved ones they can say goodbye to before they died which by the way means you're dead forever. how can you get on tv and be smug knowing that your -- that you are largely if not almost entirely responsible for this when you don't even really know that you even know what you're talking about. i don't know what can be wrong with a person to -- and also that the hearings are always, like, is always about the theatrics too. is an of theatrics with politicians where it's neither some real issues he here, almost a theatric off all the time. but i just -- are not over covid. not over the fact that they made peace is illegal and i had a good. i had a job, i have no kids okay i had it good, nobody that i knew died and i'm still, like, how are they able to do that and we just haven't moved, like, were just like okay well will not going -- was just move on. i'm never going to move on. >> greg: we don't even have movies about and being made the way we made movies about the china syndrome, nuclear power or any kind of disaster and you're right it's, like, i mean when you think about what's happening what haven't you psychologically walking by people and over there to close the bike that broke out the people -- relatives that died from other diseases du