>> greg: thank you. thank you. [ cheering ] good night everybody. [ laughter ] happy tuesday everyone. arizona man who owns the guinness world record for the world largest collection of fossilized these has opened a museum to show off his findings. and after dna testing the samples they've tracked down the original source. hundred biden trial is off to a fast start with the jury picked just a single day. i guess he must be sharing his cocaine. because he's not sharing it with you. the jury includes six women prompting hundred and what they charge by the hour. some congressional democrats are trying to distance themselves from biden as they prepare to campaign for november. also gaining distance from biden an injured turtle. i know we had an injured turtle for the photo. >> recipes. >> feminist offer author claimed castration maybe the key to males living longer. men who can afford drinking at the same results from marrying a feminist author. more trouble at the washington post as the editor steps down following last year's $77 million loss. they're also changing their slogan from democracy dies in darkness to failure to pay her light bill results in darkness. pat will bid farewell to the wheel fortune on friday. i get the feeling he's happy to go when he asked the audience to solve this puzzle. [ laughter ] authorities said that a woman that was pronounced dead at her nursing home was found alive two hours later at the funeral parlour. she claims she was just getting her hair done. hunter biden's criminal trial has begun charged with lying about his drug use on his federal gun application, there's no argument that he did a. 's case is more open and shut in the trapdoor and judge janine's office. compared to that trump's case where the charges still cannot be explained. disaster local democrat. >> what crimes he committed? >> financial crimes. it was white collar crimes. >> which one. >> he was convicted on it. >> was the crime. >> new york state law. >> what is the crime. >> he just got convicted on 302 counts. >> of cooking the current vote. >> you will -- you are not allowed to use her own financial money to pay off somebody and then logged it as something different. he logged it as just a regular payment but it was actually paying off this porn star to keep quiet which is not been running for president would not have mattered but he was so packed it campaign finance laws the new york state. i'm no expert. >> you are no expert. that's a federal law. >> greg: let's prepare than i was for my colonoscopy. who knew you're not supposed to eat four pieces. >> para that biden's charges, the facts are clear there's video evidence of his drug use while brandishing the gun, it's opposite from the trump trial as you can get. yet i admire their defence. he lied about the drugs. because he was on drugs. and it's our fault to trust a drug addict to fill out paperwork. and i can't lying on applications big it's like when i have to fill out a medical form and ask you how many drinks you have a day. and i go, what time is it now. but if this works all crimes like drunk driving are subject to the same reasoning care but it's not really about hunter, it's joe in that laptop. hunter might be involved with family bribes but joe was involved in the bribes, gets more kicks back -- kickbacks in a perverted horse farm. ...so while trump had a face a new york jury that decided on a few skilled back in 2016, hunter goes to trial and his daddy's front yard and oddly joe made sure to visit the ask. delete seven. maybe he wanted a bangor two. [ applause ] although it's hard win his nurse won't leave the room. but she's one of the main witnesses against hunter and hunter's dad, the current president happen to visit, i'm sure it's not so they can get their story straight because as we all know by now no one is above the law. and i'm sure during this visit hunter never came up. after all that could be witness tampering. and remember he finished top of his class in law school. right after he led the d-ring rate to freeman's -- nelson mandela. and crawled to the jungles of papa new guinea with a knife between his teeth to save his uncle from cannibals. so now dad and his son are suddenly taking a long rides together. which is heart warming since he's not used to writing anything that does not have a ukrainian accent. but that photo is a message. it's delaware and i'm the president and i can always call the irs. said they see the contrast nailed on made a blog because if he was in biden was able to escape real laws because he was. none of us could have done what hunter did and made it even three months. neither be arrested or dead from keep talks. this has been a well-funded pampered and protected crime spree. the trials only happening now because hunter got messy joe can still pardon him. if his dad is not president has but would be closer to the chopping block than when i had my butt reduced. i like to say the fixes in but hunter might misinterpret the meeting and ran to his dealer's house. he can't pay any editors are the mothers of his children that his dad barely knowledges but he can afford a sweet crib in malibu with secret service protection funded by you in me. the same federal government paying 30 grand mouth -- months for a house with secret service king guard's mansion, closely paying 20 grand month for. i -- from a guy who held a job for years and these days he only produces paintings that look like something that i through up at a cake or in the nineties. the government is about as level as joe's craft medic adjustable bed. meanwhile you're saying this argument, you pro chapter say the system is bus. but he's being tried, the only reason he's being tried is not because of the justice stem, it's in spite of it. he got away with everything for years and why? he was a biden. no one who is not a biden would not make it something to learn that if you are republican bill and venue laws to punish you but if you are a democrat they avoid punishing realize that you broke until they can. father struggling with this on the diction, son dealing with addiction now on the road to recovery. the criminal redefined his victim, a common democrat trope. but it's designed to erase the real story, it's not hundred bears in his debt, it's a greeting pop exploiting his act offspring that happens to be a good earner. and the crack and made him a great one. the biden's, they are the family but with hair plugs. peddling insolence to cover the big guys 10 percent. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. the use of silence and want to shut ahmad, former operative and from a podcast, mike baker. [ applause ] she speaks eight languages. seven she just made up, cohost emily. it's hard for her to stay grounded when she weighs in so little, new york times best-selling author fox news contributor. and he trims his beard with an iranian helicopter, new york times best-selling author. [ cheering ] somewhere along the line i am sympathetic towards hunter and i have to ask you, when you applied for the cia, did you really tell the truth on your application? in this stain can you lie about. >> it's just between you and me? i didn't. and here's what i would say, it's pretty easy to do to tell the truth, i mean when you're filling out applications, the questions are not that hard i get what he's saying, fuse i was addicted at the time. so i cannot understand the question are you a drug addict. he's a smart guy, regardless of health problems. he's not an idiot. section you what he was doing, the contrast between what happened with trump and what's happening with biden could not clear. shrubs case they had an individual and then they went out looking for a crime. they spent a lot of time trying to piece together something that they could call a crime. biden had a crime that they washed over and now they are faced with this issue, we have to let it move forward for optics. we live in the stupidest times. >> that was the clearest answer you have given about anything. that was really good. i'm impressed. emily, the standard of drug addiction is so subjective. so he could say that i got the gun but i was not. if you're not a cure always an addict in itself reporting. he will defend? >> i don't think the semantics that are put forth in a specially perpetuated by the mainstream media will work here, especially went on day one of trial they played his audiobook were in his voice he said my superpower with that i could find crack cocaine anywhere, any time about the same year that he purchased the gun in line on the application after his attorney said he was not an addict at that time. at the end of the dates laid bare, not your addiction but that you're a liar. and that you're trying to con's here like you are trying to calm the application then. and i have to point out, just january of last year they put forth the whole press release same that federal prosecutors were committed to pursuing aggressively those who light on these gun applications and a lot of people went to jail. a lot of people went to jail for three months at a time, up to 10 years in prison. so i think there actually is parity here with the prosecution. but we need to see if followed through and his defences are not working but what makes me nervous is the display of the biden's and the courthouse. and joe biden, how is that not witness tampering. and joe biden put her arm around ashley and started to cry when they talk about a 12 day bender in skid row in la, the first ladies in a courtroom and you're trying to tell me that's not can have an impact on the jury? >> that's not witness tampering it's witness tampering. >> who cries about a bender? i'm sorry. >> greg: it's a great point. you have for showing up for choosing the jury pool which is very strange. but i have to go back. there's something about this but what they're getting them on that kind of bugs me. number 1, think about mass shooters. the young master uterus, they're not on weed, there are antidepressants. they're on adderall. how many people are guns on prescription drugs. >> you're going with adderall. >> through school shooter i'm not there with you. >> greg: you can make this argument about other drugs, is what i'm saying. >> or you can make the argument instead that it's not constitutional because the second amendment does not have an exception and it if you are addicted to something. >> greg: good. >> you can make that argument that his second amendment rights are being violated which would be funny to see joe biden essentially asking the courts to make that argument. >> the crime is the gun ownership but it's lying on the application shift. >> i'm saying you could argue that the question itself is not constitutional. >> greg: in-your-face, emily. >> i did not go to law school. >> it's a good argument. [ shouting ] it's good. >> how much did you pay for law school? >> not enough. >> stupid boston marcus feels right now. >> i was fired from ruby tuesday. >> avoid thanksgiving roger. >> greg: in all fairness it would be funny for biden to bring that up. but to be funny for conservatives to bring it up. >> like as you brought a big an addict is a subjective thing. and whatever you're addicted, it's very subjective. there are people do think that if you do take adderall and ritalin as prescribed that it makes you an addict. it's all subjective. their people who have very clearly serious problem and he's just having a good time. we know that guy. it's very subjective. and so very interesting because we've not heard anybody weigh in on that at all. to me that's the clear thing there. >> greg: it's an argument for or against free will. because he's basically saying you don't have free will when you're making these choices. rounded up for us. >> we're missing the major point here. >> again. >> we're all being set up because we know exactly what can happen. they're going to arrest the ghost writer for lying. he didn't write that [ bleep ]. he was high. when he bought the gun he was high. he was not an addict he was [ bleep ] high when he got the gun. then the have somebody come out, one of the constituents to let us know that what we just found out is crack is actually the missing part of the food chain. we'll help you and makes you brighter, smarter, the only thing it does is a mild memory loss when you check boxes. fda approved, crack streets breakfast, through cracking and get the date. with the. >> he tried to escape. we'll the tape. e affordable... tracker, the world's #1 one best selling fishing and pontoon boats powered by mercury. proudly built in missouri and sold factory direct at bass pro shops and select dealers. for as little as 5 dollars a day... you can own a brand new tracker and make lifelong memories of your own. bass pro shops. voted america's best outdoor retailer. save even more and support conservation when you join the club. with absorbine pro, pain won't hold you back from your passions. it's the only solution with two max-strength anesthetics to deliver the strongest numbing pain relief available. so, do your thing like a pro, pain-free. absorbine pro. 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[ laughter ] >> cuomo is that while it might be used on horses it works for jack acids. >> it drives me nuts. i'm sorry. i know it's your turn. but. >> sean: imagine losing at all. and still being this boring pure you are fired, he has the option of taking the high road. now i've seen the light. and i apologize and i'm sorry. or he has the option of taking the vengeance a road in saying that they made me say this stuff. or i will help pressured to say this stuff. but to just be the same boring milk toast dude you've always been waiting you have the freedom of having truly lost it all. it's a horrible thing. but in one way only it's a gift and you can do whatever you want not even taking it, how boring are you. [ applause ] >> the reason i'm laughing so hard is that when i was researching and watching cnn i heard the opening at the time. my daughter said, chris looked like a milk inspector. but here's the thing. we are done with questions. enough is enough. when people are full of [ bleep ] and never stop being full of [ bleep ] the hardest thing to do is to remember that they're always putting in new [ bleep ]. and when you are full of [ bleep ] you never have time, you love this because i'm saying it, you can categorize [ bleep ]. you know what i'm saying? when they catch him on something and into thousand he said this. let me go through my [ bleep ] file. he doesn't remember because he just says things. he's not smart. he reads the teleprompter. he says whatever is going to give him the money and in front of the tv. facts, integrity, owner is pure [ bleep ] to him. >> sean: emily, the thing that kills me, and i think he's right. send find the clips. he just have no expectation okay we have one here. and then it wasn't don't ever sam outnumbered, find the clips. find it. >> what i love so much is that finally he did not have the power. he says find the clips, here you go. and they worked two guess on that show, he was not the one and a host see that could drive the train and continue with his elite pulpits bs that we are subjected to and other people subjected to as he and lemon would do their hands off, every night it was so pompous. in that same attitude, he dug and even with present with the clip you did not even say you got me. the narcissist, the pathological liar believe their own lines of the detriment of only guess there for him, all the people that he subjected them to and now he's just called the [ bleep ] out on television. >> greg: he didn't even have to apologize. all he had to say was i'm wrong. just sam wrong. >> we all denied stuff. show me the kids that are mine. [ applause ] and they all had my face. and i said hello, kids. >> greg: again to what they said, he assumed that because he doesn't care about what he says that we shouldn't care either. he just said, whatever doesn't matter. >> first of all i was going to be the only one who didn't swear during this segment. >> i think we broke a record. [ cheering ] >> there we go. that took us over the top. that is direct i always get this guy, cuomo confused with the guys smacking it on assume call. with cuomo the best part end dave smith, he and i look at the world a little bit differently on occasion. but we have different views. he's super smart. and he makes really interesting point a lot of the time. but what i enjoy about the interchange there before they ruled the clip boys with cuomo did start that he was in trouble and then said i wasn't chuckling. that was his best defence. now i see but you will see that i was not chuckling. even though i did everything else. >> has to we're meeting, look in the mirror in just go, okay. enough of this clap. i have to be honest, and one being honest you know i'm looking at you, you look like you fell out of a first-floor happy hour window. [ laughter ] doesn't he? 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