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. what's going " on? what an action packed.n watters family thanksgiving. >> why are female teachers sleeping with their students? chris hansen is here. s watch him cheat on that story there. >> for what the people areine. saying about politics. >> plus, i hear a squealing pig right now. >> when you think a of thanksgiving, you think of family, food and footballnd. >> you usually don't think of injuries. it's a lot of responsibility i on my plate. but that's kind of whaovt i lov about it. y i mean, the opportunity mana, in aan entire unitto way, it's kind of like, oh, oh[i ,oh. >> but there were several injuries during this year. sewhat are thanksgiving weekend? >> some physical, some emotional. more on that later. ater. but i have a new appreciation for housewives. what do we call them now? stay at home moms. i want to be politically correct because i took wednesday off to be a stay at home mom and i almost didn'tm make it. >> the stereotypake is you'ree p popping bonbons on the couch watching soaps, but that'sing t true and it's insulting. although i did catch a minute of the soap opera on wednesday and the actors and actresses aren't as telegenic as they used to be. >> soaps use d to launchwas in your career like clooney was in soaps. >> i guess. now, i s, now f you're good loog enough, you don't do soaps. you just point your phone at yourself and you becomee atol a star without leaving your house. >> but being a stay at home more or dad, you have to be organized. so i made it to do list. best to do list in my life. i'm actually mad because i crossed everything off on it on my phone and now i can't see how much i accomplished. >> i should have had a hard copy and i shouland have organized the list geographically based on where i was going instead of just haphazardly, because i bit off more than i could chew. >> i wake up, drank 60 ouncesk of water, drank my green juice, pot of coffee, hopped in the car with my list in my water ha, but i couldn't even make it to the second errand without having to go to the bathroom.o h >> after going to the wine shop where i spent too much time in because they sell cheese there too. and i sampled pretty mucseh all of them. i lingered. next stop waers shopriteed.xt s. >> couldn't hold it. no way. i was making i wt acrossay i w the street to starbucks. in no way. i'm 45 when i have to go. it's an emergence gy. no public restroom in the shoprite. none. shopthey have to start installig public bathrooms in shoprite. u >> or just let us use the employee bathroom because i had to scurry behind the shopriteemployee and use the bathroom on the train tracks. not proud of it. proudelivery trucks were pulling up. keep my head dow up,n. stake mistake number one. no pun intended. and thennu i come back in. my card is stacked with groceries. i mean stacked. i comei even got water is underh the carryall. and the guy at the checkout counter asked me, how many bagsk do you want? how am i supposed to know how many bags i want? i suppi haven't done this. >> quite a solo shop because h it's i don't know. >> i don't want to say how long. so i estimate seven. >> i'm just thrown a number out. i have no idea. it's based on nothing. turns ou 0t because i'm sucht a great packer, i only need five. >> and now i'm sitting with two extra shopping bage tws that already paid for. >> couldn't return it. so i gifcouldn'tt to them, to ty behind me in line. i said, here, you can take these two extra bags. >> she couldn't believe it. couldn'tit's like no one had evr that to her before. forget about it. it's thanksgivine.g. a it was like i'd given her a free turkey. so i do errands all day. err i didn't really consider errands, exercisandse wise, so r i decided to go for a run. i get back to the house at 430,c and since i hadn't organized my to do list geographically, c i hadn't hit the car wash. >> so i checked to seewash what time the car wash closes.h >> says five pm, i think. great. .i'm only 15 minutes away, so i get there at 445.. but when i get there, there'ser, a big orange cone blocking the lane. . >> they say they're closed. now, if you advertise that you a close at five, but you really close at 445, you should advertise that you close in 445. >> i know what you're doing. ar >> you're closing at 440 five. so you and your employeet.s can go home by five. >> well, do you run the car wash for the employees or for the customers? >> becauseoyee o the customers t to know when you close. >> so i go back with an unwashed car and shin splints ann my feet all day and trying to squeeze in a run. but i can't complain because i've been reading these self-helalg p books and all of e self-help books tell me men shouldn't complainp . so i zip it. and of course i can't complain because, you know, amazonema is her feet all day, seven days thweekn and then more injuries. my twinsen and their cousins start playing monopoly. and monopoly has this new card . >> it's either enchants or community chest. it's the same thing, actually. what is the difference between chance and community chess? >> is there a thematic differencend a between the two stacks? >> can't figure it out anyway. it's called a bank run or something. you take all the $100 bills in the bank and just throw them up in the aills anr and then yot to keep all the bills you can catch before they hit the ground. it's like a strip club, but it's kid friendly stuff. b now. ] >> so they launch the bills upuh he the air. and ellie low bridges, her sister takes her kneessistet while she's in the air. she comes crashing down. sophie's on the groundme. bodies are piling up. that card is too dangerous g. wd monopoly, when did monopoly get physical? ght tr >> i might try to ban that card, even though it's the mostan exciting, i might ban itt in my family. we hav.e a rule in monopoly. you never pay tax. you know that $75 luxury tax. >> we don't pay it. $75 we just act like nothingx, happened when we land on it.afte >> because if you land on that after you pass, go and you havel to pay that tax. >> it totally kills the vibey k >> and now everybody wants to do a big family hike. so i've beeno do scouting out tg nature preserve close to the house. thiit's about 10 minutes away and we have to kind of timeto the hike. so we're all back in time for and cocktail. so i estimate the hike, i say guys, is about 45 minutes. >> but i was way off the hike,. took an hour and a half sort of getting dark and i had no heea my dad has to stop this much. >> he's had knee surgery, but i though's knet he was faster tha that. >> i did. and the cousins, any time they sawhe was a vine, they had to swing on it. so if he got stuck in a briere o patch. ne >> so we finally get home and i realized we were getting seafood delivered and i was supposed to tip the driver $20 cash. i had shrimp and oystersi wa delivered to the house because i didn't feel likesupposed drivr 45 minutes there and back. but the hike went on for too long because i miss estimated it and i forgot to tell them to tip the guyd forgot $20 cash so whoever the driver was friday from the metropolitan f seafood gourmet, i owe you 20 bucks. >> and by the way, this place is great. they have oysters the size youli of my feet, and i'm an 11.great, >> and on these were west coast oysters. oyster >> huge.s. and now last year, remember we. told you we had a leftover scandal? my uncle took home leftove all l leftovers in his truck, absconded with them. he didn't makeok hom all the fo. but he went home with allt make the food. >> well, this year was a wine scandal. so right before dinnerh al, i s, hey, dad, can you run downstairs and grab two bottles of wine and decant them for us dead? the 2003. i want to be clear. i want you to get todecant botts of the 2003. we were clear. i thought we sat down for dinner. my wife did a lovely job readiny g salad, first course,ce sip in the wine, and i go back to me y little bar area and inoe notice two open bottles are 20 fifteens. >> i said ten. what are you doing? this15 is the 2015. t >> you're supposed to open the 23. this isn't ready yet. thi >> this stuff isn't supposed to be open for the next seven years. he looks at me, he says, you can't taste the difference. anyway, i said, you're right. >> but i know by the taste. perhaps not. but i know how muc h the wine. costs. we >> and now we have to open the oh, threes. bothn th bottles. tles >> because it was supposed to be a special night. i forgave hi am. >> and by the way, i'm adding ham to the menu the next year. >> nothing against turkey but any meat that requires sauce like requires it like requires cranberry sauce or gravy. r grav like turkey can't stand on its own two feet. i feely like like you need the cranberry sauce and the gravy as an enhancement. some would call it a disguise. ham can stand alone like steak and also like to announce something else. i'm not a cigar gucigay. i'm trying to be a cigar guy. people keep giving me churchill's. i bought some davidoff's for the occasion. tried to smoke one after dinner, couldn't do it. >> so overrated is a terrible. >> it's like trying to smokeg a chicken bone and humidors are a scam. i finally figured it out. what? you're supposed to take a nice ,big, moist cigar, throw them in a box with a littles ar distilled water. it's supposed to stay moist forever. >> come on. it's just an excuse for you to buy another accouterment. i and i'm doing it right. i think. i and i'm thinking maybe after dinner i might bust out a hookah, right? better than cigars, i'm thinking. >> but does everybody share the mouth tip on a hookah, orit is it like an octopus where you get likee an eight different hoses that flop out and have johnny investigatege that? >> so saturday we wake up and in decide to give my wife anotheri break because i'm a great givetnd and i take the kids ou on the double stroller. >> now, this is with shin splinte s, mind you. >> now, i always pooh pooh the double stroller, never thought i'd get much use out of it, but my wife's mom got i great price on it. i like it. but with two kids and with my two year and a half year old son built like a middle linebacker, i feel like one a midg a sled at footballg camp. i'm going up a steep inclineithi within the first 20 minutes and i'm like, i'm talking steep. >> my son's trying to talk to me. i'm having a hard timeeep. td te breathing. it's probably just the altitude because we live near a mountain, but double stroller. >> dad, you know what i'm talking about with the inclines. it ie. sane so we come back, we go out to dinner. >> jesse junior was pretty well behaved. >> pretty well behaved well until emma eight is fry. one fry kid flies offhi the handle, but my fathermy in law swoops in and savesin-las the day, right? and he distracts him. he says, jesse, reach into this. pocket. there's a car in there. reacs s, bringsr a little car. i think it's brilliant cars. not in that pocket.not >> he says. reach into this pocket now. it's a game. my fathein.r in law has got a blazer on. it's got lots of pockets. and after about the fifthth pocket, father in law says, the- you know what? i guess i don't have any car. so thegues kiken starts wailing again and then we finish dinner. >> excellent. spanisner.h tavern. love it. recommend it. father in law orders, dessert. i'm looking at him. he goes, i will havew the ricoe pudding. i'm laughing at him. i cannot believe it. i mean, this place has chocolate lava cake e. it there's apple strudel. there's carrot cake with the cream cheese icing. i myself cake, had pumpkin cheesecake. it was insane. and i'm making fun of them. o are yare you kidding me?n' you kidding? you're getting rice pudding. >> and the waiter says, sorry, we've sold out of the ricee pudding. rice pudding is popular. never thought it was. i didn't rice pudding just like rice insidase of pudding. >> and now i'm intrigued. and aftem r dinner, emma's mom ' says we're going to take a family picture for the familsy christmas card. famio one told me that, but i'm nimble. >> we line up, i smile , takethn the home run. right. i think next day i see the phot o. she's already ordered the christmas cards. i don't like how i looe ordersk i thought my face looked pretty good, but my legs look like tree trunks. e made me look. i had childbearing hips, but the cards already been ordered. >> so what's the protocol? dodo you need to get clearance of everybody on the christmas card? >> you know, sign off before it gets sent out to all the friends and family because o i just want to let everybody know on jan's christmas card list that my legs actually s chri don't look like that. they look good.k next day, sunday, emma wantedndy me to go cut down the christmas treema. a i said, p, could we slow thingse down a little? i know we talked about last year not wanting to coddle thanksgiving ing and, you know, i still think that if the christmas spirit moves you, you chopnksgivin down a christme whatever day you want, wherever you want. >> but sunday is the day of rest and she wants to order italian. >>s th that night. >> and i'm usually down for italian, always down. but i feel like having leftovers that night. and i never and i mean never, want leftovers. i usually want those things out of the house. leftoi go tbut i go into the f have turkey, we have stuffing best side, by the way, not a debate. >> we even have gravy. gravyon'tbut we don't have masd potatoes. sh pote can see the disappointmt on my face. >> i think about asking her at one point to make me mashed potatoes, and she would have becaust makinge she's wonderful. >> but that was out of line.ou so i didn't. so i just smotheret ofd everythg in gravy and it was delicious. plus, i had to watch the eaglese game, almost turned it off because of the playcalling in the first hals gamef. f >> here's the thing. i have a lot of respect foe plr tony romo. i mean, as much respect as an romoe forn can hav a dallas quarterback, but romo talks too much. >> aikmaa dalln knew when to sh. romo was brilliant. great analysisma is predicting plays even before they happen. >> but tony, you got to let it breathe. and this is coming from a guy who talks on tv from a living. you don't have to fill up every second of silence like you're on a first date.a firs >> you're most likely not goingo to get the first down hereay you go right here. at this point, jim, you have a mayday situation. you're going to throw a ball for about 6 to 7 yards, let's say, or the quarterback runs it for seven or eight. you can't go up and clock it because it's fourth down, right. so you're going to have to shufflefourth dow the field t out on the field and the offense will gd o out.out. >> and that's the only thing. nantz said. the whole game was righht. >> i had to watch the game with the volume down and then we sent it into oh two with a 60 yard field goal. lovato to snap it to man, elliott puts the toe on it and the catch is gone. kic oh, what a kick it is by elliott and buffalo is tough. >> josh allen had the best game of his lifd e but hurts ran itt in to win it and it's after a sweet little pancakes runs bye not the one dating taylor swift . >> this would be the pedigree of championship teams hawks hurs pass to the end zone and the eagles have won it in overtime . >> and thank god the eagles won because that would have been : that 60,000 drunk, wet eagles fans at night roaming through the streets. >> and i'm predicting and it prd probably shouldn't predict after the red wave debacle, but i am predictinicd wag the es win the super bowl, not just make it. >> i'm predicting victordicting >> the question is whether i should go to the super bowl. so monda gy morning rolls arouny i do a little hike back at the nature preserve. this tim mor re i know exactly how long it's going to take 10m 10 minutes in andn i never see anybody ever. >> and all of a suddenver se ths woman starts approaching mestars on the trail. she kind of bellows nervously. good morning. hing >> you know, like to test me, like, who is this guy approaching me in the woods? i ge t it. i get it. but she has this big dog with her. now, if anything, i should be a little apprehensive. and we're in a tight partt of of the trail, and i notice the dogs all wet, and she'soh like, oh, this is my dog.is you know, it's kind of kind of wet. t, h you know, he just swam in the pond. and i'm thinking, this is kind of crazy. e juyou're letting your dog swim in a pond. 37 degrees in a nature preserv.e . that's my first clue. thsecond clue. woman's kind of struggling to hold the dog on the leash. it's lik the doge she's kind of. the dog comes by and i'm back up. >> give her a little room. dog bites medo twice, nips my groin, takes a chunk out of my hand. i was like, wow. i said, ouch, actually, yeah, here it is right there. see it? zoom in one that. in. zoom in. and i never like to show pain. i never say ouch. she goesy . , oh, are you okay?i' >> i said, well, i'm not bleeding. so i guess i'm okay, but i look like an idiot. >> i ask her, are you okay?kay. that's how well-mannered i am. >> seriously. i mean, my mother has raised me so well. >> i'm worried how she's feeling because i know it can be traumatic when your dog bites a stranger. i mean, thank god she beat me. she didn't bite someoned litigious, like judge jeanine. >> she would have been tied up in court for a year. >> she's like, oh, you know, my dog gets so excited when he sees people. really? lady for, you want to see the hd again? it punctured the ski hn. and thank god that was, you know, could have been this end. i woul skid have had to do the,. >> what is this world left handed? a fastight not look bad, but i'm a fast healer. even though the shin splints are still kind of me. i'll be okay. >> and i could tell she wasmy a democrat because when i pulled into the preserve wa me,y car, there was a subaru outback dead giveaway. plus, she didn't recognize me. now my wife thinks i should have seen the doctor and my producer thinks i should get a rabiesul. akil is nodding your head yes, both things you should be doing. ucer but i just wash it off with soap. so that was my thanksgivinshotg how was yours? we sent gianniw wa to find out what happened on your thanksgiving. i've prett ksgivingy thankful i can't m be in a room with my family for more than 10 minutes without wanting to pull my hair out. >> it was wht wanty the people d me. >> i was like your. yeah, let me. i hate me. >> which one? i love you and i hope you love me. did you cookme>> i i ? m how?e to no. you don't want me to cook? no. cookll burn everything s o. >> who cooked? my mother. everybody elsey . nic other people cook for me. so you're not a big chef. it's nice when other people could peopl for you.>> wha >> i have the steak. what?eat? you eat turkey, obviously. ham stuffing, the good stuff. >> oxtail. i hate chinese food. then that's differen chit. everybody loves the side dishes on thanksgiving. everybodony. stuff >> what was your favorite? i love the stuffing. so you must know wandain , huh? wanda? who's wanda? deviled eggs are. they deviled. but my grandma used to call them angel eggs because she didn't like the devil at all. do joe biden eggs. joe biden eggs. whall y? al >> why, why? i call them. they're because it stinks. >> yeah, kind of. all this food. how are we going to work it off? i'll go dance. you know what i'm saying? let's say you dance off the thanksgiving meal. >> well, there goes the stuffing. you go to workere goes the ham. and what else? i have a gym membership, but i have no plans on goinga gymembem soon. i stay, like, the same way my whole life. i've got a fast metabolism. that's kind of a blessing and a curse at the same time. >> why is it a curse? some girls like bigger guys so e they can keep them warm at night. >> cuddle oh, no, no, i'll stay. >> cuddle, we'll cuddle. >> was there any family fights ? >> cousins attacking cousins who didn't set the table right. >> it's ev