i'll take. . happy thursday, everybody. evi so as evidence piles up fromde shady overseas companies, shady loans and shady or beatings, one thing's for sure. g is like being president. old joe doesn't know a single thing about it. it even when slapped in the facein with an associated press poll showin t g 70% of americans, including 40% of democrats, believe he either acted illegally or% in regards to hs family's business dealings. and a "new york post" reporter had the nerve to ask him about it. >> usually says americans are americans and especially why you interacted with sowith many of your sunday brothers or business associates. >> i'm not going brother commen. i did not. and it's just a bunch of lies. didn't interact with my associates. i did not. >> lies, lies, lie and lies. just a bunch of lies from lying liars who tell lying. sounds like a second grader being accused by his teacher of stealing a of somebody's lunchbox. >> he froze like a stripper outo in a igloo. or like me, when i seef judge jeanine walking down the hallso. now, that question came from the new york post. you know, the same paper that was banned from facebook and pre-law on twitter just for t reporting the story about hunter's abandoned laptop. the demswi for did everything they could to suppress that accurate info about the biden family because they wanted to drag the old man into the oval office, whichn is what hillary clinton calledin . whoa. a moment of silence for that one. onw. wow.e. i don't like that. but of course,when what joe cla, it's a lie. >> he's the one who's lying. even cnn e wh says so.even >> and who knows more about lying than cnn. >> despite his denials, a cnn review of the laptop, as well as other public material shows that joe biden did iraq with some of his son's associates while serving as vice president.in >> when you're a democrat >>esident and cnn says you're lying. well, you know, it's got to be true. it's like your best friend tellin gn saysg you that you ned a breath mint. and for cnn, it must have been harder to admit this than when jesse told me he shaves his legs to make his own hairpiece. according to records by the house ways and means committee ,president biden used email aliases to communicatend with hunter's business associates over 300 times between 2010 and 2019. that seems like a big deal, right? aliases aren't are not used for transparency, but the opposite.r >> like when you send away for dolls from japan, you never use your real name. >> i learned that from kudlow. jo but joe's wrinkly old turkey neck is so far up this mess he have pardoned himself on thanksgiving night. i can't keep this story straight. it's gone from. i never talk to hunter's businessi neve to i talk to the, but only about the weather. remember that then back to i never talk to them. he treats the truth liker an cod sore. that's so obvious. you simply pretend it's not ther sore the. eten or like an unwanted grandchild. one that's so obvious. you prin nott that there preten. but if you spent eight straight decades lying your off every day. >> you'd have trouble remembering which lie to tell. lyingyourbut evidence of bident wrongdoing is mounting like the botox. >> nancy's face. the house committee on oversight and accountability fas released subpoenae pelosd bk records showing that hunter made direct monthly payments to his dad through his companych ,watsco. >> named after liz warren's childhood tribr madee. >> i'd say follow money, but at this point, you'd get shin splints, a runner's cramp, explosive diarrhea, trying to keep up. democratt dis been saying follow every little dime when it came to trump, but suddenly they can't be bothered because it's different when it's their t trump. and so hunter has been subpoenaed to testify before congresst's next week or be hed in contempt, and it looks like they have him behind the eight thll instead of hunched over one. that's a coke reference. if you don'tone. get, it could be another one too. yeah, that's true, becauses there's more irs agent joseph ziegler claims hunter so-called sugar brother kevin morris sent him almost million dollars over a three year period. that's more than i pay a staff of 20 to wax my bikini line. >> yeah. ziegler's theory is that hunter was trying to avoid taxes on other income by describing it as loans. so what did irs do?they they took ziegler off the case, of coursk zigle and this is the same irs that wants to tax your venmo payments of more than 600 bucks a year. yeah, they go after the little guy who's just trying to make me a designer shorty robe with a hole in theafter thttle g then they look the other way while the big guy uses his son to live well beyond his means.s >> hey, remember when joe said taxes is patriotic? >> it's time to be patriotic . time to jump in. time to be part of the deal. time to help get america out of the rut. >> uh, this guy with no patriotic of betsy ross gave him a , and it's possible she j. might have. rats >> but that's the democrats for you. they claim to be the party of the little guparty of theguy band or even break the rules if it means holding on to their power. even to tour for a president asr as joe. 70% of americans believe joe acted unethically. if not illegally.% the other 30% were sure, because they're still trying to figur be out which box to tae on gender. >> everybody knows what he did, though. everybody knows who and what he is. that's why he keeps looking at it, looking us right in the eye and lying to uhepss. but i guess it's way too late to teach that old dog any new tricks. >> although he's great at playing dead. >> so what does joe have to say for himself? no playing, no, it's all lies. >> it's lies. it's all lies. but that's not all i got to says in my defense, right? i got a whole list of things i could say. here we go. maga, extreme republicans. january insurrection. are fine people. orange man bad, authoritarian, dangerous. denmark or see mean tweet >> gbody say period. let's welcome tonight's guest. his shows always packed with empty seats. writer and comedian joe devitosr she's the former official who's name as to initials former deputy national security k.t. mcfarland. like a police artist drawing. she's pretty sketchy. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf had even his small talk is gigantic. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world irish. joe, you think this is a sound strategy? just dismiss it as a pack of lie jus as. he just assumes that the media is not going to chase it down. there'ssumess woodward and bernn left it to follow up. >> no, but he' hs worse and wore with his denials. i mean, usually when joe biden says he has no memorusually of something, i'm inclined to agree with him. agre but now his reactionsg are getting slower and slower when they bring this uslp. >> this one, he look like mitchk mcconnell at a rave. he just yeah, he just kinde of seized upmi the big the big question and i always have to ask thi i knos is this we kn. this money is circulating this money's been moving around yeaih what is it that hunter biden does for a living? >> what is the service that the bidens provide that all of this money has to be keep going to different bank accounts? doe what does it say on his resume? yeah, what is a party planner?? i could see him being a pretty good party plan. compan >> now, that's what all the shell companies report, right? just to me, because it could never say what he does excepr bs to move the money from one shell to the. yeahd ne and if it's legit, you don't have fake email addresses for. >> i mean, i think it was a jo e at hotmail or yeah. carlos danger to is that available forden ha use.she >> so yeah i don't know it's iy wish i wish they would treat seriously because they didn't do a very good job of covering their tracks. >> yeah. trac you remember katie when they always talked about how trump would be a securit do you y risk? yeah. look at all of this. w >> i mean, you could. i mean, one could make a case that we're in this war with ukraine because of our relationship. you would make that argument. >> i would definitely make that argument because i was there when said at the council a on foreign relations that he got the prosecutor fired for trying to look into corruption. low, the tragedy of this is if she's going to get away with it and here's how he'll subpoenaed. they'll all be subpoenaed, but they'll they'll not show up or they'll have excuses or they'll have delays. and unless the justice del is willing to prosecute them for disobeying the subpoena, it all goes away. they'll just bring it out and string out and string it out. the only thing that changes is if a republican comeshingt co a different attorney general and then they've got the brief, generthen thethey know exactlye everything went. they know how to follow the money. but i reallyy. think that the biden gang, they all figure they've gotten away with it. it's so in-your-face. they're read. y and trying to cover it up anymore. they've just gotten away with it. keeprying to i going. >> there's nothing anybody wants to do but get close gr. unter's briefs >> yeah, you know, i don't knows if i made sense there, but who cares? yeah, it's. >> it's so clear. this isn't about hunter, reallyt it's like it really about that. hunter was just making it rain for dad. >> no, you know what it's about for me. it's about obama m. and it's about that time period. cause that's when all this went downn all . >> so america has its first black president, and he' s the vice president, who was supposed to be there for experience and show how he supporterience ahod positive chg he knew his teame. knew thata wl obama was going to be under scrutiny for everything, anything so obama had to be evey absolutely perfect. right? they watched everything you do. thg he k that phe took that perd to be as corrupt as he wanted to be because he knew that anything he did, corruption wise, was going did k to fall on obama and obama's team was going to make sure that nothing bad happenee suredy in their presidency. >> so they let him carry on with this stuff. they were awaret ce of what he s doing, but the greater good was we can't havter goode. the first black president ruined and besmirched. so the punishment was. you don't get to run. go away. that's why they wouldn't let not what was considered a successful term as far let as america, whether you were republican whatever. the he didn't rurm, hen because he said, listen, you're dirty, you can't run. it's going to come out will co e did in dawson, because we know what you did. he wehe went away and he camhi back. so that's the type of dude this was that he's he was always been dirty, but that's how sinister he is. then the point where america is showing real change. he chose to be as diabolical as he possibly could. so, yeah , he's to get away because he has. and whose fault is? admite to say it's obama'sheay his administration, for they chose reelection and powelr over truth. >> so this is going to continue to go on. and he's so ol on. oldn d, event comes out, what are you going to do with him? >> so what and what really just grinds me is that we're following the money. and you see how clever, because that's laundering when you go from placee er, place. a what they're what they're doing is you'll see a thing forwhen $4,000. you'll see it being for three, because when you find it you, ot was like oh point $4,000. you don't understand. that's the connection to the that connen. so, you know, what the are you talking about? menendez right. hahe had gold bars as tall as me and stacks of money in his closetd gold. nd the and the best line was, oh, i it's my savings over years. t paul, you son of a. of >> how come all the dollars stuck together and they were all new? ifth you were saving it for 30 years when you had the old hundreds or the old hundredsar. okay, so the paper trail. the paper trail is going to bes thousandans. hundreds. but there is stacks and stacks of casd tah hidden in places and all over check. well, we'll go find corn. go look for all this. the reason why the dogs bite and everybody. because he's in charge. pope do >> guarding the safe. e of you. it is. it. this isn't anything new. it's kint d of like what tiger. said. it's been like five, six decades. gjog be kind of been livin beyond his means as a senator.yo >>nd i mea.n, he's not living le a guy who makes that money. >> i know. i feel like it just has to be awesome to be hunter biden. yeah, right you know, the saying where it's like nothing is certain but death tad taxes and we all hear that. we're like, oh, so true. well, hunter heard that was like, oh, yeah, you. i mean, you just smoking crack for a year just. >> crack, crack, crack and a room full of escorts. there's guns around. he's still alive in taxes. why would he have to pay taxes ? there's like a shooter. normally, if you have a sugar daddy, you have to have with him. some guy, wherever he goes, is named kevin. he's having wite isnghaveh, ke. but kevin's going to do. he doesn't have to bang kevin. yeah ban, having to pay all of his taxes. >> he gets to use that money to bringo the he does want t to bang. i don't know how we pulled it off, but at the root of it, b a lot of us have to be jealousao because. have a lot of i mean, i've ha td to face consequences for actions that are many steps below smoking crack and up for five days straight with a bunch of guns and escorts around. yeah, he's just like, yeah, well, you know. yeah, it's true. the big deal. >> yeah. good point. why? i can't believe he gotar sober. >> why? why greg got when you hear about running around with cracdk escorts and partying. yeah. why he got you like. di, that's that's. and to be fair, there was, no crack with greg. okay? it was no crack. it was all menthol. >> oh, that's called a deep tease. >> next, did debaters have a prayer since you know who there exactly. >> if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience if. you have chronic kidney disease. you can reduce the risk you can reduce the risk of kidne seeker because there places seeker because there places your brotheration, u be more se. it can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosisc that may be fatal dehydration, urinary tract or yeast urinary tract or yeast infectionsur a rare life threatening bacterial infection in the ski n of the perineum could occur. stop thinking for a second. call your doctor right awaar-xi you have symptoms of this infection, an allergic reaction or ketoacidosis fasting. >> the time is now. okay, here we go. we're giving you fox nation's once a year sale just in time for the holidays. get our lowest price of the year to start streaming our biggest shows. i'm rob lowe and this is or death. boston tea party with the biggest stars. it's perfect. just and your favorite fox personalities start streaming fox today for just 1999 a year our lowest price of the year for a limited time. >> only sign up today i'm excited to announce that we're having our biggest christmas ever. >> you get our brand new six piece my tiles for only 2998 or rejuvenate your bed with a mypillow mattress topper as low as 9999. >> or how about mypillow bed sheets for as low as 2498? 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(engine accelerating) (texting clicks) (tires squeal) (glass shattering) (loose gravel clanking) thank you.t gop hopefuls went face to face in the battle for second place as the candidates flail away. the big dogs fire. so last night there was a debate. mewhere. i couldn't find it. but let's talk about it as if i did. okayi desantis and ramaswamy went after nikki haley. chris christie didn't speak fo r the 15 minutes, and when he did, he defended haley. >> watch. and you have no candidates up here like nikki haley, she caves any time the left comes after, any time the media comes after these wall street liberal donors, they make money in china. ma going to letug her be tough on china and she the cave to the donorh ons. >> the only person more fascist than the biden regime now is nikki haley, who thinks the government should identify every one of those individuals with an i.d. nikki is corrupt. this is a woman who will sends o your kids to die so she can buyu a bigger house. in terms of these donors that are supporting me, they're just jealous the. ous. they wish that they were supporting them. i love all the attention, fellows. woan alle k you for that. >> this is the fourth debate, the fourth debate that you would be voted vot in the first 20 minutes as the most miaoxious blowhard in americ to shut up your version of foreign policy experiencef was closing a bridge from new jersey to new york. so do everybodence wasy a favoro just walk yourself off that stage, enjoy a nice meal, and gew jerseyt out of this pl. joy.. a nice meal not a bad idea, though. i'm nikki. y abso absorb more shots and 50 centrb you'd hardly know. >> you'd hardly know she wasat down by 40. and of course, no debate would >> complete ise withe without st at trump. >> father time is undefeated. the idea that we're going to put someone up there that'sto almost 80 and there's going to be no effects from that, we all know that that's not true. i'm in this race becauserue. the truth needs to be spoken. he is unfinfitt. >> gre unfig:t does not care about one, bro. you know, i could just scroll away. we don't eveayn we don't evennt need to point out that you can thip that joke, too, because you know, we are. it's. yeah. unfit. that's all i got to say. is but to many, trump's nomination is as inevitable as joy bejar blowing our new year's to give up lard pie. r lard by her kos the website not my greek butler is alreadyisg tr imagining trump's cabinet picks possible vp is include senator j.d. vance, ohio of the vile arkansas governor sarah huckabee sanders. huuth dakota governor noem. the site alscko claims that melania is pushing for tucker carlson. i said tucker carlson. i depth former senior adviser stephen miller could be in line for a.g. amillerd to head the pentagon. axios says