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"new york times" to st selling e and fox news contributor kat timpst andf. all right. before we to some new stories. >> let's do this. but greg's leftovers for the moment. >> it' >> oh, it's leftovers whers e i the jokes we did news thisy week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they , will staple joe mackey to a wall. >> it uses base as a dartboard . >> the heat wave continues in the east. the wavo nancy pelosi had to pt on her backup face. it's so hot she had to replace this stick up her with an ice pop. her as it's. it's so hot. ilhan omar actually showed some. it's so hot. maxine waters replaced, her wig with a bag up party ice. and for once, bill clinton actually took off his own pants . yeah, it's so hot. jerry nadler sold the shade under his to the highest bidder. lled it's so hot. he filled this sports braports with. aagen-dazsbr it's so hot. he put a klondike bar under each. >> seriously? t ra >> it's so hot.chle rachel levine called ivinen the national guard to fan his nuts. all right. >> so a new poll has donald trump leading biden in six swing states. joe so depressed, he actually struck a conversation with a nearby female. rfk has narrowly missed qualifying for the cnn presidential debatnge, relieving the biden campaign who didn't want the president to haveng cao to memorize two names. axios reports the share of double haters. americans who like both, do dislike both presidential candidates. apparently, there hasn't been thissidentia many double haterse kilmeade filled in on the five . >> according to a new study, eating meat you a better chanceg of living to 100. and americans are terrified information could fall into the wrong hands. terrible. but democratic strategists suggest that obama, bill clinton, nancy pelosi, chuck schumer could band together to forc cli e joe biden to resign. hillary clinton added. to resii just have him murdered and fed to pigs. t >>o the biden administration is targeting a mexican drug cartel with sanctions. well, sound like sounds likes so someone feels like they're paying too much for cocainfeel e. muc how do you sanction apparently the arresting officer in the justin timberlake du i caseas was so young that he didn't even know who timberlake was. id which is odd until you see the cop nationwide insurance drop coverage for over 100,000 american pets. >> the hardest hit dogs who smoke a new law in louisiana requires the ten commandments be displayed so students can read them in. public schools. great. now we've got to teach them to read the teachers. sam francisco is wooing tourists who want to escape the heat, enticing them with their chilly weather. did someone say chili? >> asked one man. a new study claims that broketre women are attracted to men with more feminine features, which explains that homeless lady i saw outside the studio making out with this guys . man >> polls are showing that congressman jamaal bowman of new york is now as much as 17% behind in his reelection bid. maybbehind in hie should sound actor. actor jussie smollett is 42ll today, which means he's probabl ay 50. >> on thursday, hundredsds s of people spent an entire day doing yoga in times squaretire,t coincided with the largest gathering of homeless men. m.b. adding to hundredsmeless of people doing yoga in times m square. sad but true. fiep clothes on, ladies. finally, a lost watcnah believet to have been eaten by a cow has turned up 50 years later. no wonder i've been having stomach issues, says one lady. all right. i know i smell a segment. why you don't hate the media enough. >> a young mother is no longer alive. but check out my shirt on the five. so yesterday on that other fine show, we discussed the and murder of rachel moran by an illega rapel immigrant.>> when >> when you see this listf of female victims of crime in the harm done to theimale vir families, you got to ask, whereu is the empathy? the democrats? because they always seem when they're faced with this to pivott ther to another story, whether this story is this nothing but fear mongering. true. the crimes we're hearing about now are harrowingating. and infuriating. and as a human being, you have f to feeeel l. n happ but what if that human happens to be left-wing slimene in, the media? well, here is what the editor in chief of media gleaned from segment on a dead mother. there's a picture of me. >> below it, greg gutfeld is wearing an amy leandr iag ths t-shirt on fox news. >> which is to say the least, t-shs to say take that what the i wear somehow trumps the death of a mom . that's what you noticed. when faced with real repea witt stories of her horrible tragedy,f he they. what are you wearing? funny. i bet this wasn't saying i like brit hume's tie with george floyd was killede b after all, they don't value victims unless they fit our narrative. so they'll have you believe thousands of unarmed black men died at the hands of copof unar they'll have you believe thousands of teens killed themselves without access to. but three horrendous acts of brutality in a week. and it's. what are you wearing? it's the perfect of the bottom feeding banality of the status obsessed media. forget the dead woman. we lova.e your shirt. . i guess the media doesn't takeme these murders seriously because theydi aren't in a prote protected class. in fact, they're eve nn peop less important than people who report on them. ,they'll eve reportn have a laugh over the tragedy. >> here's the three cablee repo networks reporting, and this was our bannerrts. soon, biden announces legal protections for undocumenteded o spouses of u.s. citizens. cnn's banner said biden announces new protections cnn simie documents spouses. here was fox's banner migrant arrested for 13-year-old near. >> yes. and so i think that's part of the problemthat's ty is thate a lot of the fear mongering. >> exactly how oh, what a pairf of seriously uglsey people. >> you could take that any wayeh you want. meanwhile on thursday, two illegal aliens were arrested over the deat h of 12 year old jocelyn nungarrayi in houston. but maybe media i can addresswer what i'm wearing now that i mentioned her nameing in the po for his ex account. the shirt obsessed hacacshirt ss to be wearing stylish sunglasses, which makes me wonders tong sty when he sits ah the complete shallowness of his sits. existence >> are those gucci or tom ford calls? sir, you've been in the policeo force long time. this is a strange we're in,k wht don't you think? why do you think now you? because you're seeing. i think there have beene three heinous crimes in the last like eight days. das from it, orvot they don't report on it at all. it's an election year. yeah.s an ele, right. >> i mean, that's really all it is. doesn't it feel that somebody in washington has made the calculus that there's an acceptable level here icceptabl of human collateral damage in order to have a permanent democrat majority in the voting in the electorate? because this is consistent. and even, you know, we always hear, oh, you know, it's notll all of the migrants. of course it's not. nobody is saying nobody' that. but when you let 20 million people in with no border 20friction, don't know who they are, where they are, etc.. >> 1% means we've just 200,000 criminals. we don't have enough perps of our own. hav you've got to get them out of venezuela. >> it is insanitfy and. t we don't know who they are and it's going to continue. and the idea that they're focusing on your shirteycusing >> yeah. is a tell. yeah, obviously. so, you know, look, just strap in. all you can do is vote vote i'm seeeecause i don't se they don't see it. they won't even comment on it. yeah. eve to it.t even allud >> it is it is incredible to me. in the old day thas, one crime n this would kill an entire career. but the medireera now just ignos it. >> deighan. what are you wearing? >> rage. i'm on the inside. more on the inside that i'm wearing on the outside. >> but we've known this thisa forever. and i've said this before. this journalists, if we canen call them that, they've always been the most vile cocktail of arrogance and like toilet waterk and turpentine, like have a swig of that. and so. they care about those in their own profession polit and those of their own politics, but driven by their insecureiciven, they will only y and things and write about things that cater to those very groups to be accepted. >> they will never report on the of a 13-year-old. the murderd or of a mother,er the murder of a 12-year-old by all by illegals, because again, then they wouldn't get invited to a book party where aoc might look their way or god forbid, they might get ostracized by jimmy kimmel because that'smr more important than the murdertr and of women by illegal aliene' . >> that iss ho how disgusting the media is. and i, adam, adam, i want to i want to ask you who you're wearing. >> and bu y who i mean, whichl r homeless man you stole your clothes from. >>se from his name was ross. dress for less, but no, but you know, it's not just you. i like when joy ha cover sto the story. >> the media just kept focusing in on her mustache. yeah, and. but it is crazy. it's like. o.j. it's like.hi as if the o.j. simpson happened today, and he'ngtoday s running, and they're just focused on whether the bronco is a hybrid. >> yeas on whe boronh, it's like they're missing the whole pointa by the way, o.j. got cremated recently. >> he can finally fit in the glov s fite of seamlessly done.. my friends. well done. any more than that. that's different. i know. i know. the border is more open instormy strawberry daniels. >> yeah. no dls. here you go. >> kat, what are you wearing? a dress that dana perino didn't want anyana peri more.. isn't that amazing? yeah isn't t. >> and in fact, women just trade their dresse ts. m to yeah, they all seem to fit, which makes no sense. like, i can' makes not borrow shirts. a i love the strap. i wear it all the time. well, no, i mean s , no one can this. >> but my favorite thing about the twee t is i guessas he was trying to like, show you because was a designer shirt. yeah. so he was trying to be like, oih ,he's rich. but ike, yeah, but you love talking about how rich you are.w >> yeah, that was a $60. >> but that's right. >> but it's it's like, what is the point that it goes against? you're like, man aga, the peoplt image. >> you don't want that image. yes. i mean a lot of people are mad of the rich. exactlrich peoy i don't that is title for a bookfo. part of the that's a great title for man of the. and then you have little red rich in red. there. y i' but i've never heard you be like, oh, i'm just a regular guy. like, i can barely r afford. >> then it would maybe make sense, but i again, it would a the juxtaposition with a headline with that you feel really badiohe? t >> yes. but if you were talking about anything, i wouldn't understand whyng would be upsett that people know you're rich. you love that. exactly. i don't know if i love that.on't i don' knot want to be kidnappe. >> that's that's also true. yeah. yeah, yeah. okay. it has benefits that what i saw in your browser history. yeah. by choice. pain. >> it's called role playing. i do lov e the idea that this media person was freeze framing. yeah the the show and then staring at your nip. >> yeah. to figure out who the designerca was because i did that myselusef at home alone. well project that happened so i'm used to that sort of thing. >> all rightmove, let's move on, shall we? up next, despite zero debates, trump leads in key states. >> yeah, if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to our an studio audiencthe when the sun b studio audiencthe when the sun b settles and th we engine finallt roars. the thing you care about most is a job well done. but when you your tools from harbor freight, something about the job feels a little differentu need h, your wallet. because we believe no matterou , what you're working on, you need high quality tools you need high quality tools at a great price and that's what we're all about. whatever you do do it for less at harbor freight, anybody who owns property should worry about home title theft. >> there's no other crime that is so easy, so quick and so lucrative. your home. your equity and your peace of mind can all be stolen. one fell swoop by home title thieves like matthew cox . nobody thinks that i can take their house. nobody thinks that. believe it or not, a single page document is all it takes to transfer of ownership out of your name. bottom line is, yes, it happens. and can't stop it from happening. and it only takes once for it to sting you. and it's a very sad thing to watch. you've put your love into the house. all of a sudden it might not be yours. it's a devastating crime for pennies a day. >> home title lock will monitor title nonstop, alerting you to suspicious activity. this person from somewhere in new york stole our property. so was surprised. i talked to my father about it. he advised me that he had taken out home title lock about eight months earlier. we logged in the home title lock. he had five alerts immediately. we contacted them and within about two weeks the deed was put back in my parent's name. you can get a warning. notice that this first step has happened. you can stop the rest. meet terry. he signed up for home title lock and was alerted to suspicious activity. on the day i signed on to home title lock, i received the report and saw, hey, i have a lane against my property that i didn't know about. we got it fixed right away. if you give us a call right now and mentioned promotional code lock, it will give you your first 30 days of protection. absolutely free. what would it do to your life if you your property? 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more women are completely done with hearing mumbles and his minions tell us that what we're seeing and feeling and hea and experiencing every single day f is all in our head. but it's not our reality is not our reality. >> that's what husbands are for . no, it's not husbands. >> we've all at least dated our lived with or may be married and divorced. >> someone who told us, well, a sociopath who played mind games and manipulated us into belief and tano that we were crazy and psychotic when we and weren't. we were living in the now, t knew what was going on. like, why do you smell likey my friend kim's body cream? why? that's notbody cre all in my he. like what word? that range roverere di come fro. >> why did you buy it on my credit? oh, because you to look like you have a job in order to get a job. but thise yo is all in my head. >> no, it's not all in mind. these are very specific examples. i know, i did not put bodylitter glitter on your at me. d god, if i had a dollar for every time i've heard that. so, kat, it's pretty interesting. so trump's support among men is back to the double digit lead he had in 2016. >> but the the the the biden'sep biggest drop in female support has been among black and hispanic women. >> again, this surprises m bes is it all about inflation? that's what they seem to say ju >> that's what the experts say. exactly. yes. yes. but also, you know, the thing about inflation is that you have to be an expert to see it. right. it's mostly the people. it is crazy actually going shopping for groceries. acly going what?st yeah, this costs how much? yeah, because it keeps the inflation may be, oh, t it's back to 3%. it's 3% on top of the previoust 4%. you're at 20%. yeah. unlike joe biden, all of us haven'twhen been like blacked out for ten years. yeah, we like a lot of a lotmber of people, a lot people remember what things used to cost and i think kno the people that i know who support trump, they say that, but they also say kind of what dagen said, they support him more and more. the more people tell them, don't do that. d right. you can't do that. how could you possiblyo th c that when they're like, well, my eggare likes are $45, you kn, i mean, people are just willing to be like, let's tr.y else. >> yeah. even people who some people don't even like them. like, let's just d dono somethig else. because, i mean, biden is just acting as though everything is fine. yeah, it's like, well, no, but it'shing is fine. it's true. it's like people know in their own lives. it doesn't matteirwnr what. they they hear on tv from some stranger that doesn't know them. it's they see in their own life they're not happy with. >> they're like, let's just try something else. yes all right, ada unhapet's t o you think? what you think this is headed?fh >> well, tell me what you think of these polls. i you know, i just think that people are just they're looking like just likean you said, they can see that like biden has fallen down so many stairs. he identifieles as a slinky andk mean, he's making more women disappear than ozempic. >> you knoin wom w. >> and it's not just women. it's black people.e blac >> he's lost more black men than the kardashians, you knowthan kardash, and if his any lower, they would dateat bill belichick know. but like but like you said, it is it's inflation and abortion. those are the two big issues,te which is pretty much the opposite if you think about it. think about , but i had an aborb joke, but it was toout premature . but as far as inflation goes, women don't do it unless les it's vdl, you know, and there's a forklift. >> i forget it. okay. so and you know, my actually you know, it's just and there are implants, but my, my, my daughter asked that i have a five-year-old and she's like, daddy, when do i get big ? and i was like, pabl dt o, your grandma dies. >> you get the inheritancee you i just i'm not i'm just going to let you keep going because these are more and morei disgusting. all righngt, enough from you, adam. you've ruined your personally. >> ruined everything, all right? it's kind of. what do you make. you these polls, paul? >> i said to me yesterday that i feel like. like trump is becoming like