yes, i agree. hu huh. all right. >> you have excellent taste. e. happy monday, everyone. so, washington hit 100 degrees for the first time in almost eight years, and it was so hot. president biden is decomposingtc at twice the normal rate. >> it was so hot. fel jerry nadler filled his pantss with all 31 flavors. it was so hot. instead of. >> nancy pelosi injectedd he her face with soft serve and it was so hot. >> barack obama move da. back to kenya. what? i don't know. i didn't get it. i don't get it. well, anyway, the cnn presidential debate is just days away and a lot of people are wonderindaysa log kind of de >> joe biden will be on forthe the debate. debawell, if you only knew somek who might be knowledgeable in this areanowln th. also we've also learned that joe biden has a massive debate prepn team that includes 16 people. why so many? full disclosure.eopl only four people are there to help with the debate. the othee therr are there in cae joe needs an organ donors . >> political commentators suggest biden's more the debatee to avoid resting old face, which would be an improvement from his rest in peace base. but there is a downside. o joe smiling when he smiles. he often looks more like the guy biden is tryinft mor th. and if he hold hs the smilel for more than 8 seconds, we'll all assume he is pantssum new york held a fat beach day to create the accepting environmen t, the plus size community. unity.and no one was happier foe event than these hungry fellas. >> to the monologue. why, that audience just faded after the fourth joke. what's wrong with you people? all righat witt. >> a fact checking website called snopes, which usually cae further left than a one legged roller blade or jets brandedn false. the explosive idea that trump once called neo-naziexplosivs in charlottesville. very fine people. wow. what's next, a 2024 expose about this young up and coming singer called elvis presley.-con >> because while the left hasg across brian stelter's chin, we've calling it out from the start. it's only taken the left seven years to finally cop to the fact that the verified people hoax was actually a hoax, which coincidentally is the same amount of time it takes joe biden to find his way out of a walk in close fint. but for the corporate press, this might actually be fast breaking news. they're still catching up on this new dance crazth c oe c, the macarena. >> but what's most disturbind - if you recall, the dim, dark n, s of 2020, joe bide the very fine people quote from trump as his reason for running for president. well, that and hoping to learn it. the oval office cushions hopin reallyresist were stain resistant. but heanhe sai said despite alll audio and video evidence showinaudio ang, that it didn'ty so if you were to say that joeo biden's entireto presidency is predicated on a lie, that he and, the media sold the public, you'd actually be speaking more truth than biden was when he launched that presidency. lauand do so without needing al adderall suppository. as >> but as i always say, justano because you've cured one hoax, you brace for another one. and at thursday night's cnno se presidential debate, we're about to see thi ls latest one sprout like a blackhead in the folds of jerry nadler'sd. back. >> yep, january 6 is about to be sold to us as the most abt significant date since 911 december 7th and july 4th rolled into one. if they made it any more of a holiday. there'd be a mattres juls sale.e so expect jake and dana to pusht january 6 like a hot dog cart up sixth avenue because of joe's disastrous policies. that'sh all they got. so if you are voting against trump due to this insurrectione, section narrative, ask yourself this did i fall for the very yol people narrative, too? and all the other hoaxes we detailede and hoaxes on this she crossfire, hurricane, the fake laptop, the tape, on and on and on. >> be honest with yourself. di.ard i hear trump foment any violence with my own faculties? you did? fin because like the fine people hoax. it was editee peopled. e th trump didn't try to topple the government or encourage it. in fact, trump saint or dai to peacefully. >> but joe pro will bleatestt ot january 6, 2021. he doesn't have many six left, but it was one day. unl unlike all the protests we'vike had antifa to the pro-hamas crowd doing millions and untold . while the likes of alvin bragg dropped the charges like a hot . >> who am i kidding? he's never dropped a potato in his lifwhom ie. >> sn o how should trump handle yet another hoax? should he snarky show that he's too old to tell what's true? anymore? >> which shows call calls trump a convicted felon? should trump pivot to hunter? i can't believe i'm going ?evto say. but perhaps he should quote former new york governor andrew cuomo, the attorneycase general's case in new york, frankly, should never beenen brought. and if his name was not donald presp an.d if he wasn't running for president. from the former a.g. in new york, i'm tellineng that casen. would have never been brought. and that's what is offensive to people. >> and believe me, this guy is an expert on what's te to people.peop >> but trump could add that, m e unlike the biden family, the charges against him weren't real. rebut in an unprecedented fashi to keep trump fromtr being here at this debate. this was election interference in plain sight n inte, using the justice system to subvert democracy, subvert democracy. and surely biden's mental fitness will be brought up thursdays mentalwould be night.l but you just know, so will trump's. and, you know what the media does to a perfect, brilliant, beautiful statement that trump makes. >> they take a perfect, brilliant, beautiful statement that i make. i go for 2 hours without teleprompteri gorss. >> and if i say one word slightly out, they saypaired he's cognitively impaired. >> ha ha ha. n ca whereas biden can run into walls, he can fall off the stage, he can fall upup the stairs, he fills up. it's funny because it's true. pf but president trump, if you're watching and i know you are maybrewatchinge kill joa little kindness, you could say, with all due respectndness., foh sake, joe, and for the sake of the nation, you should juste go. there are just some things you can't do anymore, like walkinthere arhingg and talking managing the leadership of the free world ande fr. also taking a leak in under 8 minutes. but maybe don't say that mr. kee trump. perhaps just keep it short and sweep itsweet t and say, joe, yr a good run. >>un 50 years on the government dime. maybtimee it's time, mr. presid, to give this country a break. a break.we all could use one le. >> well, scary. yes. this law professor, his favorite drink is pina colada. >> fox news contributor and author of that new book, the in new book, the indispensable right. jonathan turley. his kids were disappointed when they found out they weren'e dit adopted. actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer had brain wantsse free markets, but butter heart wants free soup. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor eric kat timpf and even his shadow can't lift more weight than you. "new york times" bestselling authort than y, former nwa worlp darris. >> so jonathan, congratulations on the new book. it's been out for a couple days. i'm sure it's amazinit's br g. i bet it's smart, clear and smat honest. >> you know, actually, chapter six is all the jokes that greg ou stole from me. >> and, you know, just taking out the word federalism, oker putting in doesn't fool anyone. you know, you realizfor anybodyu can't take the out of federalism. that's what they always say. s so this is kind of a broad monologue, but what do you think about the debate hosts in the sense that they have all of this emotional, ideological. >> like they do not like trump. how are they to rise above that? >> well, it's sort of hard whena compared one of the participants to hitler. yeah. ntit's sort of a lot of runway i to gain before you get to the point where like, okay, he's keeping an open mind on that, but it'll be very because all the expectations is that it's going to be a manhunist that going to be no one there that's going to give him a good shake. sohia shake i'm hoping that theh going to defy those expectations. but we'leyoingl see. because there's a lot of stuffot that they have to ask biden about. a few little things like why you lied about not knowing about your sons of his business dealings. >> and of course, really uncle was eaten by cannibals. i actually got to tell you, i'm much more interested in that one. >> mm-hmm. no, but i think you're there's. a lot of questions that they have to ask. biden an >> ithere's t of questiod i doun to bring up the fine people jokes, but they should. >> jamie, you know, we talk a lot about. >> biden's cognitive impairment a lot. but do you think? that's the big story here. did you notice i left out an yoe ct about your cognitiv impairment? i did. as weird. we're all waiting for it. yetive imp >> we we fors. >> yeah, i think it's a i think they made a huge mistake when they are trying to go after trump'ars like a problem with trump's cognition. like, that'ss -- think she shoud go on to something he'd be strong in, like, oh, let's have a staring contestmethin, you know, like something biden would be better at. and yet i honestly, sometimessoi when i'm watching biden, i was watching on my laptop, erne i thought my internet was slow and it was just biden beinslowge that's just what he's like. and i'm just sick of like the spin, you know, like, man, biden has dementia. the like, oh, he always has a fresh take he alwa. >> like he fell up the stairs. he's trying parkou, her and yeah i just i word you know they saya they said that phrase like ohe, he's got one foot in the grave. in the grave. biden haas twos i'm sorry, did you just say one foot in the grave? i think i might have you subliminally getting violent toward>> youins him to not let that come out. yeah, i think. too ol i do. but, yeah, he's.d.yo he's too old. he's got to step dowu ha ste ans needs one person on each arm to help him so it doesn't fallrn . cat. >>s guy bidse cnn, thi said that that biden should smilld smilee more.im >> do you think it's wise for him to smile, giveen then tf the country? >> like good old time joe. right. that's joe the thing. i think smiling more implies that the person knows when giv to smile. >> yeah. like if you give him the advice and that's in his head, like, just smilee hi sohi more, then yeah, he might try to throw some in where it's not the most appropriate. >> yes. i think, you know, i think that's the least of his worries. but again, i think the bar really i've been say this over in the bar really is so low and it is even, you know, these debate moderators, obviously, as you out when you've set the bar for yourself at like comparing this guy to hitler, you kind of know compari where your point of view is and stance. it will be more difficult, but it's even more difficult. again when you really do feel s like it's so easy to look like you're being meato loon. >> biden and he is the leaders of the frethe world, so he shoud be you. you shouldn't be in that situation. but you really it does it really is hard because that's so many times what people reporters are interviewing him. he'll say something so off the wall that theywing hl sa kie on because we're like, wait, is that true? what is that? and people don't actually push hie don'sh himm on it because ie a normal conversation that you can have with a person. you say, wait, i don't think that that's true. >> so i think that there's going to be a lot of that regardless. and that regai general counselt the same thing. they just move on rather than puttin -counsellg in a difficuln in front of a jury. >> yeah, exactly right. exactly. so if that's the situation sit with the special counsel, how are we going expect to differ from a debate on cnn? speciaali don't, unfortunately. >> all right, tyrus, what aree r your thoughts? >> shoughts are i since apparently he's because he saw the president ask for a drug test. u you heard here first. never afraid of which is true. s truei just i feel like i don'w if it's going to be a bigger scandal because two things will happen if the drug test is if they're both tested where afterwards, one will know where the cocaine came froocaineme tht because that's the only thing that gets you up like that. like you look at anybody likeh a there's a great movie with denzel. he was drunk out of his mind. like, what are we going to d o in? this drug dealer luckily showed up in time, was give us some cocaine. it's a cure all.ti sai him he could testify great. for about 45 minutes before his conscience showed up. oing this thing we're going to seeis is not a debate. he's going over the questions right no hew. mm-hmm. the the only thing is, tapper, and them's only objectived this because they have created this martyrdom to where m journalistc integrity and all that stuff doesn't mean anything because they have to stope to hitler. he's going to destroy hey. docrac so we're going to do our part by going at him. so every questio by gon guarante will be as a convicted felon, de as a convicted felon, as a misogynistic. you werelos a convicted of ofr s sexual harassment or assault, all these thingssaulthese th. and you have all these court cases. how do you feel it's fair to run? they're going to keep goinl they ag and going until they get him because they're anticipating him to fightecause back. and then biden's will be these little lobbed questions about like, how are you feelin o when you were when you were able to make sure that poor studentsts were paid. why was that difficult for you? 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>> and we don't like that? i want to begety>> we do clear. we don't use the term illegal undocumented in the document and they're are illegal aliens. >> yet another perfect encapsulatiofecttsn of the lefts ghoulish aims. their outrage over wordsthre oua priority above and beyond the outrage over the heinous . ty soo pretty soon undocumented individual would be considered racisted to. >> how about differently illegal or persons of uncertain citizenship? >> may maybe human beingshuma with documents aren't in english. how soon before we use the same linguistic camouflage for rachel moore and or jocelynt gary with symone sanders prefer post living persons of, unknown pulse, or people who identifywn as deceased? you think i'm kidding? but sanders and other braindead leftists don't wannders ann-deac the complicity of their actions. so they desperately use languageti th, a cowardly costume to escape the very real evidence c the of, their misdee. and they expect pliant tools like michael to do the same. >> but those victims are deadke just like the insides of simon m sanders. >> jamie, do you like to employ euphemism and rhetoric to camouflage the real. an obvious personatol failings u in your life? i've never. i wish i knew what some thoshose words meant ]. so i wanted rewatch this cliprt and i have a smart tv so i i couldn't get msnbc. >> but not to get all semantic, but i was an english major. i remember when i was choosing majors, i was like, this whole thing'lish majs in english, i so this. thing and in this situation, undocumented is not incorrect, yot illegal is correct and provides more detail. so like you could say, likd saet about me, you could be like, oh, he's broke. so you learn a little something or he'll, oh, he's divorcehihe'w ,you know, i'm broke and some took it. o it's more. it is illegal. illegal makeook its, by the wayf aliens kind of offensive, too, and they just let that go. of thebut i'm tired of people pp semantics. this is absolutely silly. i remember onceopl e my wife going, i didn't have an affair. >> i had some undocumented overdocument some that was i wat my daddy. i visited hi i visitm one time. >> hi. can i just really quick sayt jo all the jokes i make about my accent, they're just jokes based on factske . tyrus, what is happening? michael steele? i don't know what they're all awful. except for that poor guy in the middle. no, he. he actually stoo? d his because he's better than me. because i would not have used that terem. i don't know what she would have said to me when i would have said invading terrorists, because that's what they are. so i'm sorry, you don't like word. but you know what? i also no one in this country likes someone getting