0 >> that's it for us tonight. i am sean duffy and for laura ingraham. set your dvr for my new show on fox business. it's called the bottom line. it airs every weekday at six p.m. eastern. thanks for watching this special edition of the "ingraham angle". up next, is god filled with special hosts, the great jimmy fallon. by the way, i picked out his wardrobe. it is golden. you'll soon. i mean, right now, happy friday . i am jimmy fallon in for greg. so let's welcome tonight's. e g >> yes, let's do this. here we go . >> h if he looks any younger, he'd be sitting on kevin spacey s lap . most of the guys benson showey'l guys, benson herabe he's been behind more bars than f a recidivist felon. host oelf bar rescue on the paramount network, jon taffer. he is so sage it is hard to disengage. >> novelist and literary critid c walter kirn in the house and she puts the fun in dysfunctional fox news contributor. there it the is , beau. okay, before we get to some news stories, it is friday, so it's time for this. greg's leftovers. this >> it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use thisding week like greg does. these it's my first time reading this, by the way, who thoughto it was a good idea to let a community college guy read on national television. buckle up, kids. here we go .tele a white activist named avita saraswati was accused of cultural appropriation after pretending to bending to bee arab, south af and latin. if found guilty, she'l foulnd be sent. we're all people who fake their ethnicity. >> go to the massachusetts senatessachuse. job, good job, team. tiger woods was in hot water this week for giving fellowr golfer justin thomas a tampon. woods has apologized, saying he confused justin thomas with leah thomas shenae, which, by the way, is entirely possible because leah thomas still golfrely . good. everybody. a lawsuit reveals that jeffrey epstein's emails to a bankineryv executive use disney princesses as code names. this is noteworthy because epstein previously used musical notes as code names, but he never chose anything other than a minor quack, quack, quack, quack. that's funny. you, by the way, everyone hatesy jeffrey epstein. e the clintons always said he was a great hangu. was oh, i'm not messing around, folkfolks. washington state un washington state university is threatening to withhold dip a student's diploma because she owes a 1% balance. and everybody knows if you because go to a liberal college these days, you have to have no sensea during a pressve briefing thursday, white house press secretary karine jean-pierre mista only called president biden. president obama. >> don lemon says this is what happens when you hire a woman. pastor prime, by the way, if you're wonderingast karine jean-pierre is fortyprim. eight , which is the same age as kamala's iq. speaking of don lemon, he returned to the airwaves this week. the incredible part is that lemon was off the air foiq arre three shows, but he wound up being seen by the same amount of people. if he haoud remainednd on the ar president bideech in poland, president biden says us support for ukraine will not waver whene asked if he believe biden's, wolinsky said, well, i did until i saw him try to getback o back on the plane. but military experts say russia should still be careful because if joe can do half as much damage to russia as he's done to america, russia is toast. is california is expected to get hit with its first snowfalia il since nineteen eighty nine this weekend. in fact, the weather has f gottn so cold, gavin newsom is advising californians to go r indoors. >> but the guy you have becau to worry about is jimmy kimmel, because even when it's warm out, his ratings are still experiencing shrinkage. >> you know, and in other weather, news, a rare februaryi. tornado hit new jersey thisre week. dical officials are calling it jersey's biggest disaster since two thousand nine . that's pat cipollone, by the way, the reason comedians always insult the cast ofalso i the jersey shore is we don't want to insult the actual citizens of jersey and then wind up getting like a thousand poorly spelled hate mails. >> oh, i'm kidding. spelled hat mails. i am kidding, anyon has anyone from jersey here? oh, oh. oh, my god. jersey i'll speak slower. i had no idea. ng >> back it up. and finally, cocain bear opening up in theaters thishis e week, but critics wereek disappointed to learn that the coked upattack tacker was actually just a guy in a bear suit. >> all right, let's do the show. here we go .e here we go . can she be the replacement for the man who campaigned in his basement? iself-help guru marianne williamson is entering the twenty twenty four democratic primary for president . and unlike joe biden, she can pronounc the e all her platitud. on thursday, america's favorite avon lady spilled organic beanst to northwestern university student newspaper. >> she didn't tot want to do it with an outlet with limited exposure like cnn. she says limosur. she says she wouldn't be running for president if she didn't believe she could contribute she to harnessinge the collective sensibility she feels is our greatest hope at this time. >> how great is we'd, by the way,time seeing as how biden's s greatest hope at this time is a martian invasion, maybe wackyma eight marianne is onto something you remember marianne ran for the white house in 2020 on a platform of creating a department of peace and doling out one hundred billion in reparations. also part of her platform, freee flying brooms for everyone. but >> maybe this time those ideas will stick, but only for dream catchers. if her dreamturned on .s turned and by the way, it was one year ago when she and yours truly got into a bit oft on this a conversation right on this wit very show. >> hit it, girl. ab let's stacey abrams, this hashet nothing to do with mask's. this has nothing to do. talk abe the photo op. it's the politics of distraction. let's talk about a mistakeshe dt >> she did it, a photo op so that people will not listen to the important things she's tryingo sa to say to the people of georgia. >> can i just jump in here, though? yes. what she's demonstrating thereth is a very callous indifference to children asking children child abuse. >> people are not even looking at that as mad about the hypocrisy as they are. is theabuse. fact that there as and masks in the background. that shouldn't be . it'sl give t not a campaign thae all. no, you did., marianne marianne do. >> she couldn't even takee on a on kabi. i had more people successfully argue the route to laguardia. ng >> but then again, how hardit could it be to run against a president who can't walk my advice and keep the jasmine incense burning and no jasminett for good luck.t just for >> joe just made an executive order in his pants catch. >> cam if i go right to you, you and i spent some time with marianne williamson on the show. we both kind of thoughtimet shet nuts. that being said, don't you feerh like it's time for biden to step aside for somebody younger, like moses? should >> i have a lot to say about marianne williamson. because when she was on i mean, her voice, you hear like she would paforting presence. i would pay a very hefty monthly fee for any time i'm freaking out. >> just be able to call her and have her be like, you're okay. g and we kind of need like sheur couldn't do worse than i thinkmy she could do a little better in some ways. like, i think sho eae woulstd go palestine. yeah, it would probably be because she thought that bringingcause healing crystalsl would solve that. >> but shed wouldgo go to the department of peace is not r the worst idea because i mean, our department of defense, i think we should go bacbeink tt being that instead of the department of wars, making me money. thank you. thank you. i'm the kind guy. you >> benson, i want to ask you a strategic question. she's launching her campaign at 2:00 p.m. on a saturday. is there a more less relevant time slot? cnn? i i mean, other than eight p.m.les on cnn, is there a less elevanrelevant time slot? >> well, and she apparently made the announcementwhich to northwestern university's student newspaper, which is my alma mater. >> oh, get out.isy alma mater. go that that's an excellent choice on her part. >> a strange one . she makes a lot of those. i will say to katz pointth and watching the the back clip of that, what is her accent? acn it is totally indecipherable. it's a bizarre accent. and yet listening to her for just about fifteen seconds made me this close to joining whatever culture sign me up.t s where do i sign how much money does it cost? it's actually somewhat disturbing. here it is . take the moneyisturbin, take. u john , i will ask you this. i've always said that joe bideni would make a great wal-mart greeter if you didn't mind being welcome to target. >> okay, guys, i was coming. i had a plan. i had a question.t i'm sorry.this. take i'm no good at this.at the i had a question. would yos atu hire joe biden at, the age he's at to run one of. g your bars? >> no, i would not make mebars certalk one of my boys, certainly not to run one . and no, i mean, the fact is he'sg stiff and he's going to get a angry at everybody allu the time. >> that's true, right?want a dr somebody's going to say to me, have a drink and he's goin--g yu to you don't need to drink. >> in the worst part, that would be you give him money for the jukebox and he sends it to ukraine. >>an >> joe bideny songs, joe biden, joe biden is actually like the angry isy old guy at the b p making up stories about his life. yeah, heheup is . that's his actual role in this. we know that certain i would i a sit a young girl next to himt su either. >> hey. except they'd be likre if i woun had enough, sir. and he'd be like, i haven't hadu anything he doesn't remember what i had to drink beforehave t dinner. how that's funny. walter, i'm going to ask you h,e marion williams, getting intoe the race, does this changes your calculus as a guy who's been openly supportive of konyao and everything he says? >> well,f d i don't even know how to decipher that baktir. >> but no, i think you should a challenge him to a debate in los position. position. he'll be able to win withoutever speaking a word. you know, he'll never get in the lotus position. >> if he does, he'll never get out of. er but but i take your candidacy seriously. because if she splits the yoga vote , there's really no way for biden to win. and secondly, everybody's talking about how charming she is and how seductive her voices. i found it horribly grating and annoying myself. >> it depends on who she she's channeling. but i think that she makes him look about ten years older than ten years older than h he is , which is a hugeis a h accomplishment. oh, and i'm sorry i asked youon a weird question. between >> i'm trying to bridge a three hundred point iq gap between rig you and me. htright now.s >> i'll help you because i feel stupid sitting next to kat. oh, yeah. i got to ask you this, though, because we do beg on biden.m crt but let's also give him credit for the powerful wordswi he's inspired the country with . who could forget the end of the state of the union whend one did say now is the time to choose unity over schweigert having a higf h i mean, would yu care, schmidt, if i were him? mk >> it really makes you think it really makes you think.n >> here's a questiona seriou ona serious note about joe biden, as we're all like our job is to at least my job is to be a i political analyst. >> and is he going to run or is this guaranteed? r pres >>id is that man seriously going to be our president for a r six more years? no. is that a realistic thing? hat'sstic ts th the question te and his family, i think, have to figure out first. >> a speaking as an american, twenty , twenty four is hunter's blood alcohol content righist. before we go , greg will be on bill moyers club randome on podcast this sunday. wow. i didn't that invite.0 p.m. eastepisode drops at 9:00 p.m. eastern. go to youtube .com club random podcast. it'll also be available on allev major podcast platforms. major and coming up next, mayor petere has no clue. while joy spews nonsense on the view of a must in your medicine cabinet, less sick dayns love s calls coming on backhands. >> the number one coldzinc tha shortening brand. i highlyt cold recommend xyz fas love cycads unique zinc formula. it shortens colds. zakim zinc, that cold peak of a character especially. right, right, right. it's about trust. >> this is not an adventure race. this is a military selector. >> i still have that fire even in our world. they will play by our rules. special forces world's toughest test wednesdays on fox and watch any time on hulu. the nascar cup series on fox brought in the california but go . it's the grand finale of the four hundred mile auto club speedway. the reigning winner, kyle larson, looks to take the last flag 1% for the checkered flag with kyle. bush has won three and is hungry for four in nascar cup series. fontan coverage begins sunday at 2:00 3:00 eastern on fox. tony, from credit repair .com, helping people see the true helping people see the true cost of ba what are you doing to improvedi your credit? 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