0 i didn't ask about the menu, but i did see an empty played with from. we can also report exclusivelyha ttonight that after finishing his food, little joe used the big boy . >> good for him. >> get your usa made freedom matters, get a lawyer and give .com all the proceeds. g go to the woodson center this month. it's awesome. i gavenor one to the governor and senator. >> enjoyoy it. lorenc of .com gutfeld that ok they would be happy freaky a friday. i hope you had a glorious week. i did. i got a warrimoo notre intentionallymo. ch i got drunk last night and passed out in the kitchen i with my hand panini makern burnt that sucker right off. i also recently had a mole removed. >> you know, when chris wallace went to cnn unnecessary. i don't even know them. who cares? but i had that word forever, so i figured my name is brianig kilmeade. >> it reminded me of him because it was small, unsightly and annoying. >> but speaking of kilmeade, you ever heard of the word thirsty as it's used in current slang? it's not n like wanting a beer. it's what the kids say to express an obvious desire for attention. >> so you do stuff to get noticed. it's like people who post shirtless photos of themselves or people who fake an arrest or people who wear repulsive jacket. so eggemeyer. >> but you know who's reallyll ythirsty? >>ky this weepy fella.y i keep waiting for him to pull out a doll to show where trump touched him. en >> but then there's this lady. >> man is is she called in dc when they deliver donor organs to the hospital , they place them under her armpit. >> now, that's cold. and of course, there's the super super thirsty. i bet they eat worms to impress people in grade school and to fight climate change. to hence that primetime jam d six hearing last night did you watch it? and me either i watch the celebrity edition chopped up. i saw snooki lose the nose ring and her bouillabaisse. un >> but no, you have a life unlike them. so here's a recap of the hearing hyphy through while you were making dinner, playing with your kids or playing with your dinner and makinghe kids these thirsty bozos are trying to attract attention toon their lost cause. you know, it's like those phone calls i get from deucy to go on nature hikes. dude, i know what that's about.u count me in. fo butr boy, did the hearings backfire for their party and for joe . ikhow badly we'll like people turning away when lance armstrong strips, they took their eyes off the ball. well, they focused all their limited iq on destroying trump. the current president is now less popular. >> chlamydia. but despite all the bad things they say about trump, he was more popular after january six than biden is now. it's amazing which could explain the covid diagnosis. not saying it's a ploy, but it came at the right time and by the right time i mean less than twenty four hours after his cancer announcement be i won't be surprised tomorrow if he tells us he has monkeypox and blames it on a pair of underwear he borrowed from hunter because the timing is more suspicious than a google ad for weight lossat that pops up right after i click on a clip of brian stelter. >> weirdia, uncanny. and so realizing that in november they're going to get their whipped like egg whites in a meringue, they announce more hearings, i more hearings for september. it's the sequel. no. aj and asked foror like major leagb three back to the minors. >> so you don't see us bringing scott bakula up on charges. >> some actor. it'st the first show in the history of american tv that jumped the shark halfway through the pilot episode. so what are they going to talk about then last night, get this, they found out melanie didn't know about january six as it was happening. you know, what were they expecting en to do? >> admit that she's the one who gave ray epps a ride to the riot. not it's not obsessively scrolling through twitter while sniffing her fingers, which is exactly what the press does now. and you remember the trump t grabs the wheel bombshell. >> now it's been downgraded to a heated discussion. what are they going to downgrade it to next? a terse game of freeze tag . >> so they're coming back in september when i'llo be distracted by those impressive back to school savings. and i don't even go to school, but i get it. elections are coming up and their only hope is a distraction from reality. another. show trial that you are paying for while americans get muggedmeri at the gas pump,c the supermarket and pretty much everywhere else. i suggesth running, but even people running for governor get attacked. the demsms aren't even hiding their political thirst and the networks abide because when democrats, they'll snippet. and this is one big collective . ifwoul it was any more methane, china would use it in a power plant w. a >> you think the networks wouldd be or being played and contemplate the opportunity costs as theseol prattle on . we have inflation, war and crime raging. no wonder people havee less faith in the media than snake charmers, but they don't care. over the years of media developed stockholm syndrome and fell in love with their captors, whicheir is the democrt party. but what's good for the goose is good for the gander. >> you know that gander must really hate the goose. let's stop it, goose. o >> i'll be next whether the gander ever do. i could do this for hours, but once the republicans take over in november, it's going to be hunter joe earings nonstop and it's going to be like the bachelor lost twenty four in those faces. death rolled into one . yes. dismissable. think of the drinking game every time you hear big guy you drink every time. hunter faces the camera , you really drink .ev imagine if you drank every timee hunter lights his crack pipe,es your liver would have more holes in it than his defense. a >> so by all means, dems in media keep pushing the hearings to working againstyo you. you reveal your bias and your ambivalence toward the realot concerns americans have and it's not going to end well for you. you may end up working for cnn where i stand for no 90% be calculator's all right. most of the evening at 5%, the liz mcconnell, he's like, om it, he goes against the current and it's sometimes felt like their competitors are broken. and contributing editor to spectator chat with more grandmothers love him because his jacket matches their wallpaper. but across america, cr jimmy fallon and finally her point are as sharp as her elbows. fox news contributor tatsu. so jimmy , because you wore that disgusting jackett, youy want to see a picture of my work after it got removed? oh, goodness. oh, my to me.e. oh, my god. it's cheap, but it's actually pretty tiny, like the host of the show. oh, yeah. are you are you sad to see me t that morning? yeah. yeah. it is . it's amazing that that's on my finger finger. >> anyway, i get you the audience right. >> where do i get the words. oh man. a little place called paradise island. yeah. so jimmy , if you're acquainted with first timers, have you seen a more desperate ploy and a more and more obvious ploy than this? oh, the january six .hi yeah, yeah. no, this is hilarious. the only part last night i enjoyed was when they were showing people get arrested because at least we saw real , dcuffs for the first although we're all going to feel dumb when we find out aoki really did get handcuffed by the invisible guy. >> biden's beenfe shaking hands with . but let me make let me make it very serious point. it can't move the needle politically. and the reason being it's not it's'sly not partisan to say ths is to objective observers if elections stolen deserves jail time, everyom democrat from 2016 is doing life right now. you know what i'm saying? yes. so they're on tv every night telling you that 2020 people deserve prison. 2016 people deserve pulitzers. >> how about you know whatt i mean. and that's why nobody's watching. no. >> the funny thing is politicians think we're so stupid that in 2020 four if and probably the will the republican win they're going to say that that's stolen. of course they're going to pretend like nothing they said and said now during january 6 matters. c >> do you think the public sees how biased these hearings are? yeah, the polls are showings i think people are done. i mean, people know the capital riots for x or bolster never happen again. but what are they going to do? get a netflix streaming deal and go into like twenty , twenty four with it? i mean, whatt what i see is dc a it's like they're standing in the middle of the room with a paper bag in their head. right. and they're all in their own world. i mean, for example, nancy pelosi, her office says her spouse does the stock trades, i right? yes. yes.pe she lives in a community h property state. she owns half the stock. so, youou know, so it's such a you know what i mean? soso this this in their bubble kind of world and the rest the country is saying, what are you doing? yeah, let's move on . it just that they can actually get the networks to do it like we're going to do it inw prime time.hu i mean, what was on thursday, cat? you know what's on thursday night? now i've re watching summer house. okay, i don't know what that is to feel bad for you. oh, well screw you cat chadwick scott adams, you know him creator of dilbert made this great point. he believes the insurrection hoax has replacedla the russian collusion hoax. it's almost the same mapping of it. yes, it's like they keep doing these these hearings over and over again. but all th they are doing is recycling to the their mind, reading the things that they can't see but they think is going on a head. and it's so it's less compelling in russia was because i was i'm not a true believer. the day and i was so shocked because he was one of these like clintonian liberals who agree with me on most things like the wolk's stuff and blah, blah. synergistics came up. he was like, we're not talking y about that. he was so upset and it was just i was like, wow, you really believe he's glued to the tv, right, with the next episode? yes. it was astounding to meet this k person likeno i didn't know they existed. >> well,mi thisng is the part of making those it's become an emotional thing for them. right. and they don't hear themselves, but we keep changing the claim of the committee itt started i with . he incited this riot and here should go to jail for this.t >> yes. now we're being told it's melania's fault. and then they were closing last with well, we're just here toe make sure it doesn't happen again. one nice thing to biden is it can't happen again because there's no way that many people can afford the gas money to get to d.c. so we're fine. the walls are closing in on melania's below the walls are closed to get cat. you got to be as angry as i am every time you consider that we're paying for this. >> oh, yeah, i know. yeah, i am. because well, how many times can you say like it's was bad i wasn't there like it was bad. and even the stuff that's new that comesth isn't really new . are it's of stuff we details about stuff that we already did know, which i think actually the only thing that o could have been helpful for anyone would be mallott. what malani said, becausepf i think that'll be very helpful for all the people that get interviewed, interrogated on the first 48. >> they're always like, who killed the person there? 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