in the canal. and the situation being explained by austin powers. one person asked, is the suez canal really slow for anyone right now? and the ship is the crushing despair of everything from the past year. someone else said, emotionally, i am the suez canal. and some ideas to unstick the stuck ship. how about trying to lift it up with balloons. and i wonder what ross from "friends" would do? >> pivot! pivot. >> shut up! shut up! shut up! >> joining us now, sal, a former merchant mariner, and adjunct