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Columnist Mark Epstein considers the tradition of "Dry January."

by Vijaya Chandrasoma February was recognized as the month to celebrate the history and achievements of the African American people in America by President Gerald Ford in 1976. He called upon Americans to “seize the opportunity to honor the too-often neglected achievements of Black Americans in every area of endeavor throughout our history”. Canada also honors Black History Month in February. Other nations, like the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Ireland observe Black History Month in October, as a means of memorializing the trials, tribulations and achievements in the tragic history...

Super Bowl and Impeachment Trial Feb. 05, 2021 at 6:00 am In two days, with an unexpected “Santa Monica surprise”, there will be the biggest sporting event in the world, the Super Bowl. Soccer fans would disagree citing the record 1.1 billion people who watched the 2018 World Cup Final, whereas the 2018 Super Bowl had a “measly” 103 million viewers. And yet a 30-second commercial on Super Bowl LV costs $5.6 million or $186,666 per second. Since Donald Trump raised $250 million after the 2020 election on a lie the vote count was fraudulent, maybe he’ll spring for “Stop the Steal�...

NationofChange On tap: More violent MAGA sedition, even mock secession? Spineless Repugs alone hold the Stop Sign Despite being the slam-dunk impeachment of all time, cowardly Repugs can still betray their honor and oaths to the Constitution. The cult of Trump feverishly looks to the Confederacy’s Lost Cause Martyrdom Scheme News flash: the bizarro Conniver-in-chief just lost his entire Senate trial defense team. And nitwit Giuliani can’t substitute, being a potential witness. The exiting attorneys likely insisted on gold bars in a...