[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i know i know i know i know. i do the same thing every morning when i look in a mirror. happy tuesday washington post this columnists adjust they should replace common law harris with hillary clinton come allah said over my dead body hillary said no problem. bill and hillary headline a fundraiser late in virginia. hillary hopes to raise money while bill hopes to raise an erection. white house protecting undocumented spouses from deportation thank god now we don't need to have anger baby. a new poll finds trump nearly 20 points ahead in iowa on the lake city voters they know the difference between human and scarecrow anthony found she bragged about being offered a 7 million job offer and turned it down didn't give him the opportunity to kill millions. according to an employee google maps doesn't have a scenic route option citing bias against low income areas that explains why my last driver in new jersey brought me past jamie's house. in new york the governor assisting in the heat emergencies that could develop here is her after the heat wave hit. let's do a monolog. you can tell whether party really stands for by what they prioritize come election time. i mother talk about cutting taxes fixing the economy stopping terrorists from waltzing into a country on dancing in the stars joe biden and the democrats bladder about pronouns climate change student loan giveaways and keeping the border is as wide open as joy behar's mouth at sea world and those are issues most working americans find is practical as a chuck schumer cooking show. a lot of examples well they would go west young man be careful you could come back as a woman. the bill introduced in the tell them if they decide to switch pronouns meaning for greater force to attend drag creams story hour in the school library sights to change the most fundamental aspect of his being the teachers would break the law if they mention it tomorrow which would make for funny jailhouse conversations what are you in for. i tried to keep an 11-year-old boy from having initial long removed its of the school system version of snitches get stitches only it's a confused kids who end up literally getting stitches funny when i was a kid even if i missed a homework assignment my parents heard about it now my parents wouldn't have a clue about my new gender until he came with an armful of trophies from the girls track meet. so the madness of the bill isn't that it introduces sexuality with kids it keeps parents out of the mix. we used to have a word and said don't tell mom and dad that word was pervert and their place was in protective custody as even other inmates new pedophiles were the lowest of the low now those who say this will be our little secret is the school administration. perverts don't have to go slowly around great schools looking for prey they get a job in homeroom it's worse in nevada where 6 school districts were outed for doing this on the sly with the goal of keeping gender activism is tough to weigh dylan mold viennese penis. a group called parents defending education found the districts of policies that direct teachers to help kids change their name pronouns sexual identities without notifying the parents framing them as an enemy that will harm their kids that they find out where they doing this that's the only way to indoctrinate kids get the parents out seeking cut up the kid and will they be there for the bad times when the kids and up hopelessly confused who will support them then not these ass holes they destroyed the start and leave you with the wreckage for what treating a phantom of fad in 5 years according to research and activists on tick there's not activists on tiktok. the reason they follow twisted obsessions as they are running out of causes to gripe about. 1 journalist riding in the city journal saying after they achieve their goals they create new causes to justify their role it's not about the cause it's about the money take the epa play biden a congressional vest occasion found 50 million in grants for clean energy went to groups pushing for open borders wind mills morphed into borders because any cause will do just keep the donations and -- and tax funds flowing play see the same screamers a different protest they should sell programs at the protests like they do at basketball games. get your programs you can't tell protesters without a scorecard even liberals are waking up in a recent new york times piece nick kristof writes centrist voters can ask why put liberals in charge nationally where the places they have greatest control are plagued by homelessness crime and dysfunction you answered your own question nick why put liberals in charge wherever they go they have a knack for turning chicken salad into chicken [ bleep ] let's welcome tonight's guest his jokes are the reason alaska's sparsely populated. comedian jamie list so she reminds me of a sexy librarian always checking me out. host of the kennedy show kennedy. and experts in mma. making me arouse host of good guy bad guy on espn. and jurassic park's seed is his petting zoo former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. jamie your kids wish they could change their identity to not being related to you as a hopeless divorced father what you think about chance to -- transgender -ism him and the sentry around kids pronouns. >> a lot of my kids identifies adopted okay. i miss the old days when getting at " fixed was getting on your car. as you know i'm not allowed at my kids school but here's what i do notice. here's what i noticed from 1001 yards away the parts is not funny to me is the permanent or if you want to be called saying our dress a certain way it's on harmful but when it comes saying permanent as well as things hard to understand where they are coming from and how they don't see the damage that does 1 part that sunsetting they went to the parents should tell their parents everything i know as a kid that's a rate of passage i remember singing around with my dad telling him i wasn't gay. i just feel simpler with 2 genders a bar in alaska coming into focus because they had bathroom doors only 2 bathrooms when his guys genitals the other is a woman's genitals as a bar people like it should be more whatever it's a bargain i think it's a bad idea anyway because if i'm drunk and oic i bar with a woman's crotch that's where i'm going. you noted me maybe that's just me. kennedy your apparent it's a tough time to be apparent how can parents remain in the democrat party when the policy seems so anti- parent nick kristof who wrote that in the new york times brought up some good points he shows the flaws of progressivism that's not what is to find the democrat party the democrat party with progresses completely sucks. we're a town away from each other in oregon a few miles down the road from portland which used to be 1 of the best cities in the country this guy writes in the city the places gone to absolute hell because of orthodoxy of progressivism which is all about the intention but the intention doesn't care what the outcomes are in the unintended consequences her kids taught that their parents are the enemy that their appearance should be kept out of their personal decision and that the teacher should be able to snoop and ensure these kids become hyper- sexualized at a young age and parents need to get back into the classroom if that means leaving the democrat party in leaving the government schools and dr named these children that's what they should be doing but they're also doing saying manipulative with parents comes from doctors psychiatrists and social workers there telling parents if you don't let your child medically transition there's a high likelihood they will kill themselves think dangle suicide over their heads that's the biggest fear that any parent has. >> that's the manipulation. from the german study 70% of these kids have on deer lying psychiatric disorders treat those first months you get those down get back to the kids who have actual gender dysphoria which is a smaller number than they project right now. >> greg: very well said. >> you beaten people into a gender you're probably the only person who can change genders. >> i can make an attempt on you. >> you never know until you try right if it doesn't work we don't do it again. when i was growing up i thank you can relate to this the gold standard was what happened they would ask you that was your parents or teachers or disciplinary it can be a judge in a courtroom what happened that's the gold standard now is how did it make you feel the emotion is the gold standard how did that make you feel that's what's getting put down were taking the parents out of it just seems wrong to me remember my sister got her ears pierced my whole family was there was a big deal for my family resistive for a while then she turned 14 euros people are doing that sooner that was just to get your ears peers they wouldn't let you in the center of the chair it was only from fraud dollars to get done whole family was there she was in a piercer ears those businesses didn't go under it wasn't as though there is a line there is not like that with install special thing to do but in the whole family was involved i miss those times. >> i remember how angry my parents were when i got the tramp stamp i was 35 bad relationships that i went to a club and showed it off. >> greg: tyrus you seem an expert on kids. >> i'm an expert on making them at least lease that much now the raising part i never read the whole pamphlet joking aside were looking at this from the wrong perspective i think any other situation you treat this much differently. the other guy at the end of your neighborhood who every morning all the kids are playing singling out 1 talking about why they're different. maybe he hasn't learned how to catch the ball yet don't tell your parents because i will help you maybe you're just not like them may be like me and you are different that's why everyone gets quiet because if anybody was having just that conversation with their child is not the sects stuff in the first meeting. our children are the targets of social media the target this pedophiles used to have to go to church to get the kids now they just go in the school because the 1 they want. california win i was there we had 25-30 kids on average probably the same in california more or less teacher had enough time to do the lesson plan most of the kids needs didn't always get met so for the teacher to find that 1 kid in the classroom to bond with and talk with you should look deeply at the teacher's not designed to protect the children it's designed to protect the predator you take mom and dad out you don't realize their people he want these things they aren't heroes. and when they have their child sitting behind them while they do the interview talking about how many days have you been transitioning in the kid wishes they could be anywhere else but where they are at and that's the group. and slick parents want to know and if your child is keeping same from you like that then you need to pull them out of that school do it's right if you have to move to another state to protect your children willing to do that in most parents are when they take away your rights as parents for no other reason than sexual needs the red flag should be there look at the teachers only job so they had going after bad cops and doctors there's a lot of bad teachers out there they hold over parents we don't do it the way we do it your child might commit suicide any factual evidence for that does he feel when he's under something happens that i can help more protective it's up to mom and dad to get therapy and get him where he needs. >> up next liberal celebrity hacks put -- fear targets on their backs you're one sick pigeon. them dishes kept the rain off our beaks! we just have different priorities is all. satellite-free 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[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: are they off their meds as trump lives rent-free in their heads comes from our favorite daytime hack fast the view talk about how trumbull go after them may be the irs or something maybe cut sponsors get us off the air how she seriously should we take that. >> i was asked if i'm wary of devout me i said i'm worried about all of us know more worried about me that i am everybody in the country think it's bad give me as much power as you can so i can use it to go after other americans so i go after my subhuman enemies and i destroy them i don't think anyone is safe if he decides to go after you or me or anybody who is well-known. we will likely be fine but there's a pattern where you pick so individual people and effectively terrorizes them. >> greg: let's be honest nobody's going to come after you 2 unless they want rachel to be the ring around the company softball team or joys to open a can of spam with her teeth and if irs retribution and harassing sponsors goes familiar that's what they encourage democrats due all the time look up louis lerner from the irs meanwhile a recent podcast cookbook author chrissy tegan expressed fear that trump would come after her if he wins the election a spokesman for trump said not a chance she's way too fat. kennedy should trump just call all these terrific celebrities and tell them they will be fine and not to worry. >> no, they should worry here's what they should do preemptively we should get amy schumer, joy behar, rachel in chrissy and get all the targeted celebrities together now get them out of the country as soon as possible the only way they will be safe i worry about them and further safety in the sanctity of their freedom they should go to somalia that's the only place. >> greg: smalley it is the best choice i've heard. >> if we send them to bangladesh there a few i remember madonna was going to go then there was chelsea a believe who promised to go but they never left. what's up with that. >> to be safe they should all go >> the people always say they are going to leave and then don't. let's go find them or whatever we have to do. i think madonna was going to go but her face still doesn't have a passport unfortunately so they have to check the face at american express. >> he smiled the monolog is great but he finally laughed he got you on that 1 he didn't hear when he assigned about dylan mo they need not get that joke. joy behar opening up a can of spam to be anything. >> i'm getting them all. >> he doesn't know you spend 2 hours dreading what it insults hear families coming that's why he's not laughing because he knows what's coming in the ass to keep from crying. >> 1001 yards i was brilliant work don't be afraid to laugh. >> to you feel you're in a encounter group he makes a point though the way he makes chrissy tegan field is that how your ex-wife makes you feel. >> she said she felt unwanted and had all her money taken away so maybe i talk about the interview between joy behar and nonbinary harry potter there that looked like harry potter of his sorcerers stones were removed. they made a mistake there helping trump they brought awareness the trump to get the view count -- cancel nobody thought about that i think he could run on that. like that screw foreign-policy or national debt you get the view canceled mean her exact words were like drums coming for me i don't think anybody's comfort joy behar and about 40 years. >> terrible. at tyrus it's funny to see how they overestimate their importance in the world. >> is it funny we used to do things like that when we were kids halley berries getting divorce guess my phones blowing up. like probably should send you gift baskets because he gave them free campaigning for like the last 9 years what she writes cooks -- cookbooks probably ghostwritten or whatever but why is he coming for you if you didn't say that people would still go who is that person behind john a legend that's all they would say these people want to be famous and important there is nothing you have said or done for him to react other than who are you whether you you going tv you speak in your echo bubble and say things about him that it been disproven like things to you you can say russian disinformation things to you he can say crooked laptop you gave them all his talking points so if anything at the end when he is reelected you should know some of the come out i'm available i will do it just gives shouts to these people shout outs to the view for reminding america why they needed to vote for me shouted to rachel maddow for coming out and pretend to be harry potter a lot of things we could do shouts for but they wish he would be like my first act as presidents forget the pipeline or the border. joy behar and chrissy tegan. >> greg: it's a humble break. >> it's a narcissistic cry for help. >> robert de niro had a speech a while ago saying if trump gets elected he will never leave and democracy is over. it's tough to say that when he's already left we don't need to guess we've already seen that bring that to you because they say trump will come after them or put people in these camps in these things are going on social media like there seems to be a rebel of littles leave must follow but they don't follow them there's no rules sonata boxing match these guys are street fighters. >> the left has higher standards for us than they have for themselves you can't do that but we can. up next racism they shout over a scenic route . >> everything is racist. >> everything is racist including google maps an amazing story is a former google researcher is saying the company's decision to not include a scenic route option in its navigation at is due to bias against low income areas though they admitted scenic routes could be construed as racist so they put you through less nice neighborhoods said they would prefer you at a higher risk for crime and being seen as bigoted. >> is that crazy. >> it's insane i happen to used until you say we were going to do this today i don't know who these guys are who's getting their finger pointed at the whole thing happens with the media this never would've been a backlash i didn't have to grope with racism but i did see anti-semitism lot thanks to aunt -- uncle leo who taught us about it but i did see some of it i asked my mother what it meant and she told me is people you don't like somebody if they are jewish but now anti-semitism is turned into people jewish people don't like i see the same thing with racism as opposed to the, you know, not liking the black guy just pointing it out it's a bit of us aware you call somebody anti-semitic or racist i can't think of a bigger insult you can give people throw that out there now and they need to be very careful with that. >> greg: what do you say tyrus >> it makes you racist if you choose the nape -- nicer neighborhood. >> if it took me the cynic or do scenic route and i can get faster the other way i'm past nobody wants to take a scenic grow anywhere just give us the fastest route don't take us for your favorite stores get us to where we need to go okay you know it takes you by shopping miles out of your direction the fact they think about this the fact they sit here this is how racist they are google, hey, we're going to drive through a poor neighborhood they said well it's black we have to make them go there you just assume the neighborhood was black or hispanic there is poor white people with lovely lawns in the country that they may be can drive by their but they just assume that. they also assume we want to see a black george washington i was kind of cool with that but i'm a little different they go out of their way to create racist situations that do