0 corporations. disney now i promisean you're nt going to want to miss this . >> it's going to be awesome. can't wait now that is going to be good. set your dvrgo to record the whole series. i'm jason chaffetz filling in for ingram thanks to laura podcast. jason in the house interviewed tyrus. have a look.u. have a great, wonderful weekend. thank wow. it's already friday and what a great show we have for you.re walter kirn. is here. his work shows up in libraries homeless guysn . dave mcdow is here. the only part of her that's high strung is her banjo katzir . sheec knows how to balance a checkbook. i'm sorry. i meant to say throw up in a cab and there's tire. he once did the electric slide at a wedding. >> there were no survivors. i apologize for that . so the whole gang is here. my favorite people.e. i'm so lucky and why am i lucky ? because i'm surrounded by amazing people but also have you seen the johnny depp defamation trial? he's suing his ex-wife amber heard for calling him a wife beater allegedly. you want some lowlights? ll >> here's some lowlights of the wedding. there was a dinner dancing and drugs. you can't say that you carry cocaine in a box. no, but it looks like it would fit some cocaine. you wouldhe sometimes drink whiskey in the mornings too, right? during this times.e?e? period iu i mean isn't happy hour any time. i don't believe that i'm the only h human beings ever punched a door or broken something on my sideg of the bed was human fecal matter. >> i talk about airing dirty laundry so yeah it's sad kind of gross, kind of riveting butir it's also kind ofin inspiring. so w bear with me on this first. we all grew up watching death so naturally we're going to be curious to what's going on . it's not like we care what louise is up to. remember him and there are some ugly things in this case. there's video ofeter dead smashg furniture that punching a wall, lots of drinking and drug use, a finger getting sliced, passing out, swearing,r screaming, bottle throwing, hitting what dana perino would calll a quiet night at home. generally i stay away from stuff because it's weird to turn people's suffering into entertainment. if i want that i can read kat's diary that is and kilmeade returns it to me. he told me it's a combination judy blume and clive barker. but i feel dirty when i explore other people's pain and also other people's through . this might be the first time we've ever seen on tv people talking about other people in their bed on purpose. depp calls the act a grumpy someone should alert snow-white of this immediately. >> she was on the phone. they were making a but wonderful point of just how funny it was that i thought that some human being had actually dropped a grumpy on to the bed and they were yeah, we yucking it up. they were laughing about the whole thing and i really didn't feel like i deserved that . well, i guess you wanted to show him what gilbert graps been eating that i am of course everyone has dirty laundry in an ugly divorce. in this case the dirty laundry here was in fact really dirty laundry and the whole world shared her trip to twenty one dump street. but there were other times when you could really sympathize with debt for example like why did he give drugs to marilyn manson, one of your good friends that you've taken drugs with before as marilyn manson right. we've we've had cocaine together maybe a couple of times pills with marilyn manson . i once gave marilyn manson the pill so that he would stop talking so much. i know what judge jeanine is getting for christmas , but there's a bigger story here beyond the cd salaciousness. the fact is that it is humiliating himself for a good reason. he's burying the most pathetic saddest part of his life because it feels it must be done. he's got to empty himself out and not the way amber did on the bedspread. it's like chemo. he realizes the treatment is fallacious, but it's the only way to beat the cancer. so he is bearing his horrible existence, warts and all, to billions of strangers. how can you do that ? well, somehow he's immunized himself against the effects of embarrassment and that's a superpower. there's nothing you can do to him that he hasn't done to himself. >> it's like superman hoarding kryptonite before you can use it against him. when i watched him, i found myself somewhat liberated for a few reasons. one is obvious that unlimited wealth, fame and good looks doesn't make you immune to suffering. so i got something to look forward to but also embarrassment hits all of us from the shopkeeper to the shoplifter from the moving van driver to the movie star. and that should bring comfort to your life that we're all equal under the harsh cruelty of our own fallible nature. give us any embarrassment of riches and we could turn it into an embarrassing of embarrassments. but what makes you immune to suffering is your ability to cease judging other people even as they judge you. that's why this testimony helps all of us . once you realize that even big stars are susceptible to life's humiliations, then you realize that life is hard for everyone. you might be luckier than him. you might not be maybe screw up. maybe you make a fool out of yourself. but the only person who really judges you is you. fact is, people overestimate how much others notice their mistakes. now it doesn't feel that way when it's your mistake, but people are generally too consumed by their own problems to dwell on yours. so when i watch step i see a human sacrifice and act of liberation for all of us whether he knows that or not ,he's embarrassing himself for all our sins. fact is i'm a and i don't care if anyone judges me for that since i won't judge them in return. that's freedom because we're all hopeless sinners and fools and humans. death is doing the best performance of his career performing a sacrificial act for us . he's saying i'm not just like you, i might be worse and no yats mansions can save me. he's accepting the oscar for being a flawed human being that slapping himself in the face. the result you see that we are in this thing together and nothing drives that point home better than someone else taking a dump in your bed. the only difference is johnny's sheets have a higher thread count but so does he's written a book which is impressive. so you realize film. he's written seven novels and literary critic walter kirn is southerner won't eat an alligator but he'll wrestle one fox business anchor dagen mcdowelle got you three legged chair call her unstable. come on . fox news contributor that i didn't know they could at his barber have to use scaffolding. my massive sidekick in the nwa world television champion and author of the new book pirate a memoir in stores or memoir who care? it's in stores april 26 . eric o time. this is the ideal time to invite johnny depp on the show. walter writes, i think he's perfect for this show nowhi and you really bought his act? yes, i did. that was like a sermon that you'd see on oprah. i mean, yes, yes, we're all flawed and so yes. aren't we? well, i'm not. but he is he brave or nuts for doing this ? this issve not a divorce hearin. this ishe a about slander. d he didn't haveo to do this . so he's causing all of this laundry to come out. >> is that brave becausear he needs to clear his name or is it nuts? i think it's one long personal ad for the most screwed up lady in the world. >> i mean, this is a mess. this is like a trip to the monkey house. these people spentnt their marriage throwing food,oo bleeding and having diarrhead. i mean, they didn't need a marriage counselor. they neededee trained zoologist but you know, the thing is, amber heard has yet to be heard. right. but she said she's heard. yeah. but because i have a theory with these celebrity on celebrity trials that whoever more famous wins. and so after seeing giannis performance and seeing how much you bought into it m i think he's a sure thing to win.>> so you think i'm a sucker. the pauses that i heard johnny they using were the most deliberate thespian pausesth that i've heard outside of o pirates of the caribbean. yeah i mean the guy winds it up then he holds you in suspense, then he drops the grumpy. yes i love that .ov by the way,e tirso, when you see somebody that successful dealing with horrible problems ,doesn't he give everyone hope? you knowe what your monologue was was spot on and i he's obviously very dramatic, but there has to be a sense of i get it and i think that's what you captured because i get you know, there are some things it is better to be known as a drug doing than a domestic violence. right. you know, it's that's that's what he's fighting against is nothing to do. it's never going to get a dimeld from her . yeah, he's not if i'm wrong about that , it's about what would you rather be , you know, and he would rather all his stuff come out him looking weak. i mean t they're embarrassing hm even the stuff that's on his behalf as a as a man, he looks terrible. right. so and the cross-examination of of course, drugs. right. drugs.s. right. that to me when i hear those kind of questions, they don't cases in the strongest because they are trying to get people to go like, oh , he's a disgusting human being because he does drugs with marylandg and so clearly he's a wife b beater. right. gsand you saying no, i'm all these things because of my relationship and i handled it wrong him throwing that we been that we've all punched the cat, kicked the door, went outside and said what the hell are in some cases just went outside and never came back . c youam know, everyone has been in that in those situations. so i think it'ss a performance of a lifetime because it's his life. he'll never get a movie again if he's known if you're known as a harasser, a domestic violence guy, you will never work again. but a drug addict you can get some work. yeah, g yeah, that's true . >>. gagen, what do you make of this so far? do you did you care at all about this or i owe it caird so much i laid on my sofa thrown covered in dog hair. i should been vacuum in there was a dirty we pad on the floor and i didn't even get up tova take it outcu and put it in the trash chute. i watchedched two days out of his testimony on direct one day and on cross. this is after i got home from. work because one i'm almost his age and he was kind of my go to you know, i am for i went to sleep at night thinking i'm to meet him in a dove bar at virginia beach when he's filming a movie and i'm going to be his but now he's gettable for me. >> yeah, and by the way, he's also what we have witnessed is very relatable. like what chick hasn't like i gotten up in the morning and there's some dude in your kitchen wearing a richard petty hat. his mouth is purple from drinking so much red wine it's eight o'clock in the morning.s he's getting in a fight with the paper towel holder. and he's kicking your toaster oven and then he storms out of the room. but in my? case, i gave him $50 to go buy more wine. b he disappeared never came back and they called me and novelas i'd buy that book that any i mean, tirhasru the distinction is important. comes off as self-destructive, which ishi sad but he doesn't come off as sadistic, which is what she wants and what she kind of comes off as in a way. what do you have? yeah, i mean the dumping of that is unbelievable. yeah, right. and it's bed kind of huge for mn because i'm like, you know what i'm not like difficult to handle and crazy like i thought i was i am a chill girl. yeah. n i ,ev i never ever thought i turns out i'm well-adjusted and easygoing. n she'llth walk in the park type f girl because i not only have i never done that , i've never even thought about it. i've never like i don't think i've bragged about always using a toilet for probably 30 years like because i was a toddler now i can start bragging again. i always use the toilet. you know the cat's point. that's another thing too. if you are doing those kinds of things, you're not in fear.. yeah, that's not someone who is afraid, right? that's true . that's true . and i mean, he had recording's i mean where she just basically belittled him after he, he said you were hitting and he goes those were hits not punches man up like yeah yeah yeah. that's great incourt. yeah. are on our yard and punster your honor. i hit know the difference sweetheart. that would not go over well in any court no matter how nice your voice sounds. yeah. all right.ll we'll get to get our bookers tot give him a callhe. g come on the show. all right. before we go, we've got some exciting news. our live studio audience returns monday, may 2nd and free tickets are now available. we're also moving to a brand new studio. it is insane. an go to fox news .com slash gutfeld to get your free ticketss today. up next , we're not above gloating cnn that's no longer floating. >> oh , heart is giving out life insurance. no, but we have life insurance ,john. i'm trying to find something we can afford fortunate in only a few minutes. select put down john a five hundred thousand dollars policy for only twenty nine dollars a month and his wife and a five hundred thousand dollar policy for only twenty one dollars a month go to select .com now and get the insurance your family needs at a price you can afford selective quotes. we shop, you save so your home is expensive and stressful. so we set out to create a better home. so experience with a network of the most successful real estate in america, it'll sell your home for as little as a two percent commission. the icing on the cake with the ideal agent was that we see twelve thousand dollars in commissions. we would definitely use ideal agent and got the whole process was so positive for us . excellent, excellent service getting right to the point hiring ideal agent. i wish we would have done that sooner and we would have saved six months of of time and mortgage payments that would have probably never happened. we would have just gone with them first. they were so stress free the whole process was amazing and i would definitely recommend that . we certainly recommend that i do it. you have to move our family over friends. it's just a great experience. we are not a discount brokers. these are topical agents that'll get you the best results for over twenty years super beta has been the main main thrust for reducing our urges to and it's become the number one supplement recommended by urologists only this advanced formula has three key ingredients to help reduce bathroom trips. it's like taking three supplements in one. that's why it's a best selling formula at wal-mart. reduce your urges to with the brand urologist to recommend most welcome to talladega and on fox run the five you have got to go after only brian kilmeade, dan bongino, florence jones breaking down ameri