[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering ] >> greg: yes! thank you. what did i miss? all right. let's do some jokes. tell all books from under biden's baby mama will go on sale in late august. meanwhile hunters working on his own book how to win friends and bank your brother's wife. when asked by reported few few people to finish out another tour president biden replied, okay? are you all right. did you fall on your head. but it was not the first time that he was caught talking to himself. on wednesday the first lady urged americans to choose good over evil. in the upcoming election. was to choose living or dead. she also said trump cannot put a sentence together. which made them qualified to be her husband. meanwhile joe says the 2024 election will depend on biden's ground game but he did not say above below. terrible. white writer is getting criticized for disguising himself as black to write a book about racism. that's like me pretending to be brian to write a book about failure. could have gone in a number of directions with that joke. criminals should not be prosecuted for theft. she's now facing two counts of impersonating gavin. on this day the brassiere was invented. jared celebrated quietly. to the news. liberal hallucination known as the people of new york versus donald trump has ended. and let's just say that the oj trial was a lapse up -- less absurd and he only banged stormy once. let's start with the verdict. it's result more prearranged that a marriage in afghanistan. the only difference there is the gag orders for the wife. what are you fans of afghanistan? i don't need it. the way the judge set it up, it did not even me that there had to be unanimous agreement even though that's firm constitutional law, jurors can vote guilty as long as someone somewhere who look like trump broke the law. if the logic of the hate crime hopes, just because the cracks not happen we are certain it happened somewhere. so finding trump guilty as a punishment for all those who got away. you don't need to be alex jones to see that the trial was the visible outcome of an invisible process. invisible to you and me. the plan was a conscious collusion of united interest sharing a common cause in eliminating what they deemed a threat. they, the government, media and legal system figured out the path forward to this very place that we're at now. never mind how makes you feel or how it makes america look at what it does were legal system, the deeds trumped all. the judge, diehard democrat did not just put a thumb on the scale, he put himself,'s daughter that works for them, wife who works for them, letitia james, james herself and alvin all on that scale. must be the views old scale. i never know if you people. no wonder the judge has some great legal minds fighting over him like he's harry styles jockstrap. >> with respect and like a man crush on him. he is such a great judge that it's hard to see that jurors would not have the same impression, you just keep thinking that if you looked in the dictionary for judicial temperament that is what you get. [ laughter ] >> greg: andrew. keep it in your pants. and buy it i mean what is left respect. there's your media objective legal expertise, what is it with them in their lust for authority figures as they call us the flashes. they soak their panties over totalitarians take castro and doctor fauci you. meanwhile they go after trumped away joy goes after glazed ham. with this conviction the same judge who through the case against trump gets to sentence him on july 11th. this would be trump's first criminal conviction and based on his own policy trump would not face jail time. but when it comes to trump longtime legal policy has away vanishing like hunter after paternity test. so he could ask for jail time and merchant can give it after all he is his bitched. defiantly trump could still run for office from jail, he can even went and run the country from jail. the big house would become the white house. what is great is that he can be in solitary you would still see him more often than biden. [ applause ] that is because even at 32nd clip of joe biden is more stitched together than kathy's face. of course trump could be sentenced to confinement. but have you ever see where he lives? it could be worse. 's house is better than the actual white house. especially now after four years of biden the have to change the name to the brown house. poop joke knowledge. or trump could get no confinement at all but probation. imagine being that probation officer, trump's probation officer talk about a thankless job, that's like being jesse waters to pay wrangler. [ laughter ] where is it? good news is as the trial dissented deeper into the absurdity of corruption trump's numbers have been going up while joe biden's keeps falling like joe biden himself. turns out americans love it when one man fights against a corrupt system with his back up against the wall just as much as they detest a dimension ridden dirt bag that's been spent a half-century patting his leg with your money, the true verdict may come november 5th. and my advice for merchant, and the rest of these loftier losers, laugh now but lawyer up as the saying goes it's not over to left that lady things and that fat lady is america. let's welcome 10 nights guess. he's known for million-dollar deals and zero-dollar haircuts. shark tank star kevin o'leary. [ cheering ] his audience has trouble hearing him over the crickets, writer and comedian. she's like an electric car, a pain in the ass on long trips. new york times best-selling author. and when he plays hide and seek in the forest, the trees get laws, new york times best-selling author and comedian world champion. so this news broke earlier this evening, you had some very smart and solemn words about this case yesterday on the five, how do you feel now, what are you're initial thoughts about the case and about america and about my hair? >> i think the smart move her biden and i started talking about this yesterday, a look like the verdict was gonna come quickly and it did would be to pardon shan through the governor of new york. and say, look. it's now time to talk about that country and policy, it would lift biden out of the morass that happened half the country feel is politically motivated, having this jury make a decision we have a verdict now, we have some incredibly complex situations because the whole system has never contemplated an ex-president being a felon or facing jail time. for example secret surface mandate is to keep them safe under all conditions. they will never allow them to go into prison or how could they. so unless you're going to a prison the entire detail of the secret service to build a special series of cells around him, that's question number 1, number 2 if this things get sentence four days before the convention if he's any way restricted, i think that's gonna look even more politically motivated than anything so far in this trial. >> greg: that is right travel restrictions. >> how would that work, a couple days. just like you said some of these questions are things that you don't even know how you can consider these things. what if he goes to jail a couple days before the convention, do we still have it in milwaukee? do you still go to milwaukee? or do we go to jail? >> or is it done by zoom? he's standing the slammer and holding the convention. >> if he goes to jail it be the greatest jail you ever saw. [ laughter ] it'll be amazing. >> it what he should do, kick everybody out, let him just coasting, hang out there. i think there is no way that he's going to prison. but it would be awesome if you did because this guy feeds off of adversarial energy. what you think what you have a lot of adversaries? did you have no energy. >> what i've learned from this is that i'm not gonna give sex workers hush-money anymore. it's a waste. >> the soviets used to say show me the man and i'll show you the crime. we did not even get back, they shorten the don't know what the instructions were that said go to the jury room find a crime is good enough, close enough. i don't blame them. this whole trial was set up to funnel them, that is why in a way i am more bummed that we are not upset and shocked by this. we saw it was the only way this is going to play out. everything was set up and they turned misdemeanour's into felonies and one count to 34, they just kept using this form of law fair horrible, it's really bad. and i want the people who are cheering for this now, it always comes back around and if they think we can weapon denies the legal system and the irs, that'll never come back to bite us. it will. and that is why we do not do this in a free country. >> well put. >> the little beauty guy made a good point, it felt very pretty preordained, it was like a lawn order as few were you know who the murderer is, it's scripted just as soon as you hear and see the white architect walk in, he's guilty. >> i'm not surprised, necessarily but i don't really under -- understand it. everything does come back around, i think that is what people should be nervous about to understand something like this where they did this untested thing and went after this person and anybody, have somebody who thinks it's a good thing, try to explain to you what he did and why this fits, without saying overall their opinion of who he is in that he shouldn't be president. i think that would be hard for a person to do. especially because these are misdemeanours, it's a thing untested. i really don't understand how you can be just fully excited by this, or blinded by this hatred but even if you hate him so much to not worry about what you said. >> i'm not that broken up about it because i feel like were not even near the third part of this you know what i mean. the way that this whole thing is going with trump's 2015, it works like a movie, there's a first act in a second. i feel like this is the build to whatever's gonna happen, that's why i have this built into the system. >> at this point if we did not see it coming what have we been doing on tv for the last six years. we knew -- i called it. i said he was getting all 34, it didn't matter what the deal was. it was a trial of feelings. we found out that it barely he's not the greatest husband sometimes get you can go to jail for that now. we should all be afraid, man. that's another thing. but what they keep queueing and everyone's like, i liked you at first when i heard it, i was disappointed, and nothing to do with president trump, it's the system. this stuff must happen in the forties and fifties, it's not supposed to happen anymore even the did nero thing outside, it's all part of the plan. and i even planned -- i kept saying is your first time living and breathing martyr in this country. and that happened tonight. i'm ready to get mine on. >> ike i'm calling a now, trump 24. it's ready to go. you should be inspired and anytime you been punched in the mouth, they should be a wake-up call to everyone anywhere because it they can do it they can do it to anyone creating new jobs, i don't like the way she was, semien my guys are gonna get together make sure you can get a business here. >> usually want to get something like this made, is a give sent to me. but now it's all it should be, trump 24, no riots, wheedling violence or nothing, we'll have a hell of a beer party when this is all over we don't need to flip cars in active full be done. it ready, i can't wait to get in line and vote, i'm excited. >> that is the attitude. that is the attitude. get your butterflies in formation, when you're feeling uneasy, at your butterflies information. >> how long would it take to get the butterflies. >> why is dana eating butterflies. that is what creeps me out. up next to the praise trump 's guaranteed. they gave us a free inspection, and we got our system installed that week. our leaffilter trusted pros will clean out your gutters, repair or replace your gutters, and install leaffilter, america's #1 gutter protection system. honestly, my only regret is not calling sooner. it's true, leaffilter has saved us so much time and the peace of mind. now we can focus on what we really enjoy. join millions of satisfied homeowners. get leaffilter. call 833 leaffilter today, or visit leaffilter.com >> do you ever have a run-down feeling, lack of energy or just not up to par? 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[ applause ] >> is trump the hip pop devotion of a racist notion? times does not like when trump fans rock the amply named charles blow -- just wrote a piece highlighting why wrappers have become so-called trump evangelist, he pointed out that two artist at the bronx rally last week chef jean lowe are facing felony charges of their own. which hardly makes them unique in hip-hop or in the bronx appeared to be fair to find a wrapper that it's not facing felony charges you have to ask ben schapiro. [ ♪♪ ] [ applause ] he can't hear you. he is our own [ inaudible ] , charles claims that the proper support tracks with trump's seemingly transactional relationship with several hip-hop artist. he claims trump dangles pardons to create an unwritten indenture ship for those who get them. what normal people call loyalty but he calls them ponds. so trump helps black people that's bad and if he doesn't that's bad. at least blows are consistently up his own [ bleep ]. he also writes the ostentatious display of wealth endeared him to many in the rap community. as opposed to everyone else would not mind getting rich either. sorry, not everyone can be the recipient of journalistic welfare for newspaper soaps and white guilt. supporting candidate out of one's own self interest is racist. and what does he leave out? that's how everyone votes. wrappers just like us do not want to get shot in the street. and they want to make money and keep their money so they could have a good or better life, just like everyone else in this godforsaken country. i guess charles think that black wrappers are not like the rest of us. would you call that? racist. [ applause ] i wonder who should i go to first on this. >> don't do it. damn you. >> i was gonna ask you who should i go to first on the. >> that's worse. which white person on this panel >> which white person would know the most about this. did charles make a point at all? >> know his last name is blow, enough said. [ laughter ] anybody who does anything creative or do anything that they don't like because it's not their god, they say racist. it's a lazy, what else do you have? there racist against who? and here's the trump before he ran for office everybody wanted to be like president trump, use on posters, it did not matter good be households or college dorms, scarface up and that you have president trump, money, money, money or you are fired. something like that and we all wanted it. he was so over it so i guess home alone two is a racist movie. because not only was he on there but they used his real name to promote what was coming because he was so popular and so beloved by american general that he could walk on a movie and play himself and no one in the audience goes, who exactly. that's who they are against. now its racist, genius. leases thing a brother can claim something is racist he doesn't like. just laziness. >> wadi thank wrappers relate to trump, your businessman. what's wrong with aspiring to financial greatness? >> nothing wrong with it. and he definitely has that iconic image of success in america. real estate here new york and they punished him badly for it so far. this story reminds me of the process that's occurring in the press can give an editor and every day you have to comment was something to get some space because that is your job. and it's almost like publishing if you were a professor. 's you come and say, i have an idea and it's crazy. but i think everybody's a racist including all these musicians. what you think? never done that before, one with that? you can write a story about it and may be people will talk about it. and maybe they might buy the paper, may be. and i think that's kind of journalism that really blows. >> and for that reason -- [ applause ] he demeans this as a transactional relationship, what world is he leaving in when there is no transactional relationship? that's how the civil society is based on i'm good to you that you're good to me. that's all it is. >> but more specifically using a celebrity to try -- politicians ever do that. all the time they are politicians doing that. and he wrote a lot about little wayne in there and i don't think that how to do with race so much as the millennial vote because if you went to college, i don't they there's any millennial's in the room but me but i let everyone know that if you went to college circa 2008, it was just a four loco. this stuff before they outlawed it without the café because people are blocking out and throwing up like that wasn't the point, you were in college. but that was the millennial nostalgia for that, from your. i can't hear the words grocery bag without finishing it in my head full of money right now to the vip section. one millennial the room got it. >> that's a beautiful story. >> maybe 14's watch the show. >> why are you ripping on our audience. are they used as ponds? >> if you go back to 2020, nalley was rapping about donald trump because donald trump represented something that he did not have the ultimate white privilege were trying to act like you're not rich when you're rich, he was like, yeah, i am rich i put my name on a building and i think people who are poor was like i put my name on a building. it had that appeal. but if we're gonna talk about people i think hunter biden is the ultimate, he should be a rapper named white privilege because. [ applause ] >> that's great. >> he combines the worst of both cultures and he's all about hookers and drugs and guns but he has a healthy dose of you know who my dad is. he's the guy that should be complaining about and i think if you put on album i know who he would want to have the right a good calm about it because charles blow. >> blow meets below and he got his teeth fixed. >> it does go back to this sin that the woke hate that if any cooperation or integration seems a betrayal to your identity, it's going against the whole idea of a melting pot. we should actually be segregated by our identity. there's no way you can survive that way. i like it when i mashed potatoes touch my meatloaf. >> this is what, i hate to say, this is what lazy black journalist to do now because all they have to do is put racist in front of it and the work is done. and the differences that people will stop apologizing, they're starting to realize i'm not, i tell them what i do and some but he calls me racist. wink at them. 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