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>> greg: high i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine curiel, richarrichard fowler. dana perino. "the five." >> make no mistake about it, i am here because of quickly joe biden, the worst president in the history of our country. he is destroying our country, this country is being destroyed rapidly, not slowly, rapidly. on the borders, energy, inflation, everything. afghanistan. everything about what he's done. he's destroying our country and he's destroying it with weaponization. this is purely his weaponization. >> greg: that was trump earlier today. the court is taking a 20 minute break and we'll see if he steps up to the mic again. prosecution still making closing arguments as the hush money trail gets ready for its climax. despite six weeks, 22 witnesses and tawdry testimony, america still no closer to knowing what donald trump did wrong. that trigger except pay a scummy lawyer. the ex-president's lawyer todd blanche arguing there was no intent to defraud a no conspiracy to influence a 2020 election as for the star witness, saying "michael cohen is the clout. he's the greatest liar of all time." you cannot send someone to prison based upon the words of michael cohen. the judge not happy about that last line, telling jurors to ignore the suggestion that the former president could be sent to prison if convicted. the prosecution was busy trying to clean up cohen's theft and serial lying by saying "we didn't pick michael cohen. trump did." this cnn lawyer thinks they fell way short. >> they fell way short. there was reasonable doubt all over this case. where is keith schiller? where is allen weisselberg? how did michael cohen get away with stealing $30,000, hold a pity party for him, made $34,000, chief of staff, he's a fixer. if the plumber comes to fix my leak, i could be home. it doesn't mean i know how he's doing it or when it's taking to be fixed. do the former president no that his records, false entrance for legal fees. michael cohen is his lawyer. the intent to cover up the election, the intent to protect his family. >> greg: what do you make of the judge flipping out on trump's lawyer about don't send trump to dale? is it on the spectrum of all the stuff that's been said? that's worthy of the outrage. >> judge jeanine: we know that judge merch on his thin skin he can't take much. you say you know the sentencing is for the court, you argue the facts. i will tell him the law and decide if there needs to be what the sentencing should be. that's not the least of it, today in the courtroom, i was there and the amazing part is i that the defense gave an excellent summation. was it a summation that i would've given? no. i am more kind of fire and brimstone. [laughter] >> dana: no, really? >> judge jeanine: it's usually homicide so you can be fire and brimstone. he was very methodical. he went point by point. everything that every juror on that jury would question, he went over. he first started with the fact that the d.a. hasn't at the burden of proof. they have to convince you beyond reasonable doubt before you can convict. they did three columns. over the invoice, voucher, check. the invoices were sent by cohen to accounting. the vouchers were prepared by a staffer consistent with the invoice and the checks are generated based on the invoices and then trump signed them, as we already know. he'd be talking to people, on the phone, he would look at them. he would skip a few. that was very simple. trump's hands, no testimony, nothing from his voice to his hands had anything to do with checks. if trump were engaging in anything fraudulent, would he send 1099 to michael cohen? would he keep those records? would he allow himself to be sabotaged by a guy and i'm telling you right now, trump knew cohen was a dirt bay. that's why he didn't take him to the white house. trump knew what he was, he used it for certain things. an nda is not illegal. catch and kill is not illegal. he wanted her pretty face on the cover of a magazine. the doorman, pecker said i'm going to write his story. if it's true there's a baby out there. of course it's not. there is catch and kill with stormy daniels because the story was out in 2011. 2011. here's something that no one has talked about. stormy daniels did not testify in the grand jury. why? why did the prosecutor not put storm in the grand jury? is he aware he might be supporting perjury? was there something in there? was he worried about exculpatory evidence coming out? that's a very key issue. i don't know the issue. i don't know the answer. he issued ten reasons, every juror had to relate to this. there was no intent to unlawfully influence the election. trump's wife, he established that everything that cohen said was true, that the prosecutors are saying it's cooperators which is nonsense. contradicted by no one who was called. the prosecutor have the right to call keith schiller who should've called about the -- the prosecution of the right to call weissberg and he didn't do it. it's that material and relevant information. michael cohen is the greatest liar of all time. he's the embodiment of reasonable doubt. i'm not going to take up all the time but i can tell you this, one more thing. this guy is the linchpin of the case and they destroyed michael cohen. >> greg: dana, it seems like the prosecution wasn't trying to prove a crime. two theories, one. they knew this was a time waster to handicap trump campaign. or they know the verdict is in the bag. >> dana: i think those are two good things. it's baffling. we have great legal analysts on this channel and other places saying what is the crime? you have to imagine that the jury is thinking that. the best line of the day is the quote trickle gloat. greatest liar of all time. you're not going to forget it. it's funny and clever and smart. i believe the long summation by the prosecutor is probably driving the jury crazy. dude. shut up. we already heard all this. let's get going. i don't think long and tedious is the right way to go with the jury that's already ready to get back to work and their lives. >> greg: did you hear that, jesse? >> dana: two political points. the fairness for president tr president trump. former president, yes, candidate. he has a gag order. how is it fair and we'll talk about this the next block i know. but all of a sudden today the biden campaign decides to come up and demand a conviction outside of the courthouse? what were they thinking question of will get to robert de niro later. the last thing i would mention is a lot of polls have asked and democrats have, hung their hats on this. if trump is convicted, then you will not vote for him, right? they're not getting the answer they want. there's not been a lot of polling with this question which is, if he's acquitted, will that change your mind? we don't know that answer yet. but i'm feeling that you probably have more than not saying yeah, that was wrong. >> greg: what say you, jesse? >> jesse: i am with dana. it's not just they are back, the jury after memorial day. they haven't been doing anything for six days. they are zonked. all they been doing is partying. so they get up this morning. there pretty zoned in. they are ready. he goes to and a half hours. this guy is going to go for and a half, five hours in closing argument question michael my god. they are dying. feeling almost as bad as i am right now. i picked up jesse jr. from school today and he is hitting the back seat and the little chair and says dad, if a ruling party in latin america... [laughter] have been losing the poles to a populist and had tried to put this guy in jail on trumped up charges, antony blinken would've rushed to the microphone and demanded election monitors and threatened to cut off aid." i said very astute observation, what are you getting at? he said i don't know. seems like such a grave injustice what's going on in lower manhattan. i am awaiting the u.n. general assembly voted to condemn what's happening here. i said wow. then he just spits out all of this pepperidge farm fish. couldn't believe it. but if this kid who is three can understand the concept of justice, the whole country can. right now you have a case. the democrat party is trying to charge the republican nominee and a democrat stronghold in an election in which they're losing on a crime that no one can name, that no one's ever charged because it isn't a crime. and using a porn star and disbarred lawyer to do it. the judge is presiding all over it, he donated to the biden campaign. they biden campaign paid his family and he sustains every single objection from the prosecution. overrules every single objection from the defense. this case is garbage. i am just as sick of it as there is jury and am praying, and i go like this when i pray, that this case is adjudicated honorably. >> greg: well put. who knew jesse was the smarter one in the family? i get the sense the prosecution's thing it doesn't really matter if trump is guilty because he is such a bad guy. just go on the bad guy argument and we're good. >> richard: i don't know about that. i set it last week and i'll see it again. i think this jury is likely to acquit the president. there is a struggle around with the actual crime is. i think we do understand the story line. those of us watching every day, we've even lost that in this process. this case started out because there was an alleged affair between donald trump and a former porn star. he gets his lawyer, michael cohen, who does his dirty work to pay off the porn star so the story doesn't go public. that's the basis of the story line. some of that has been lost in the melee. i will continue to say this and i will say it -- kyle be a broken record. there are no cameras. a rear trial in america for the media. we don't get to watch it. analyze body language, analyzed pregnant pauses and analyze the fire and brimstone of what judge jeanine would give. it's based on legal analysis. the sidebar that people are seeing on their screens. we don't know the jury is picking up on her with they are not picking up on. these individuals, two lawyers barred in the state of new york, to make this determination. i think the jury is trying to get it right and i think they will. >> greg: officially given hanging out for five days with their relatives. >> judge jeanine: the judge said we could go to 4:30 or we can go through. the jury said we want to continue to hear the summation. that tells me they are ready to roll. they've had enough of this nonsense. they have been free since last tuesday. tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday. >> greg: memorial day hangove hangover. ahead, america's raging windbag crashes the trump trial. trotting out robert de ni robert robert de niro to >> joh okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. yay - woo hoo! ensure, with 27 vitamins and minerals, nutrients for immune health. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. 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[bleep] >> jesse: team trump fired right back at the hollywood hater. >> the best biden can do is lorillard a washed up actor. so were a very minor marks will be shorter. >> jesse: joe biden himself will reportedly give a big speech from the white house wants the jury delivers its verdict. politico reports his campaign plans to get in on the nickname game and refer to the ex-president online as a convicted felon trump. dana, the biden campaign went to great lengths to separate themselves from this. they said we don't have anything to do with it. and then they held a press conference while the jury hasn't even deliberated. >> dana: i have admired their restraint. i thought it was a very good strategy. i could not believe it today when in her ear in "newsroom" they said the democrats campaign, they are going to have an announcement at 10:15. they were late. we can understand. traffic. they preview the president biden is going to give a big speech from somewhere in the white house and they went to great lengths to say that means it will be an official speech is the commander-in-chief, the president of the united states, the leader of the free world and not a campaign speech. but he sent the campaign to do a speech across the street from the jury trial. i actually think that will probably -- that they could file a lawsuit about that. i think it's against the law and against the rights of a defendant and the former president and that it's tampering with the jury. i would say. that's my opinion. i will stick to it. i also think it shows an increasing level of desperation. and if you're going to give a speech like that, robert de niro, you should do it from the heart. jason miller needed no notes. dinero is having to read for us script. will. we'll take in some glasses off. the favorite part is that the car alarm starts going off. i think somebody did it on purpose but it was pitch-perfect for the morning. it really was like a veep episode. >> jesse: or it was an attempted carjacking which we are familiar with. greg, what did you see today that struck you. sweetheart i love that he acts like a new yorker but trump is impaired trump doesn't walk around outside wearing a mask. you lose your new york card and your man card. went from raging volta raging wussy. i would wear a mask if i owe that much alimony and child support. he has never addressed crime in new york has a real new yorker. he is stuck in this emotional cage of his own making and it's sad to see him go to a courthouse and rail against a person that he believes is hitler. how did you get to this point? he got high on his own stash and that's -- was his projection of hate, emotion, despair. i have a question. no one is asking this. where'd you go from here? what's next? let's say trump loses, loses the election. are you done? i would say yes. because his hatred of trump was a luxury bleed. you could endure the democrat policies of crime, inflation. illegal immigration. they don't affect robert de n robert de niro. what affects him was trump's impact on him emotionally. that matters more to all of those issues that i just mentioned. the polls show that 12 leads on these issues. crime, immigration, the economy. that doesn't matter to him. it's his unhinged emotional tantrum that trumps all. he's the ultimate selfish, self absorbed prick. >> judge jeanine: wow. >> jesse: do you remember his house was burglarized? there was a home invasion. it was broken into. he didn't really care. saying that you paid a lawyer legal fees, that's the kind he's upset with. >> richard: i am still getting over greg. i needed a minute. >> greg: people say that all the time. >> richard: there were two press conferences today. we watch them because that's our job here at "the five" to report the news. the trump children gave a press conference. the rnc. the trump campaign, and de niro. the average american probably saw none of those. all three of them wore a wash. i agree with janet probably would've been better off for the white house on the biden campaign to remain quiet. over the past six weeks, that's what they've done. last week there was a state dinner from the kenyan president kamala harris announced a plan with mastercard and the american development bank group to expand internet to 80% of africans to compete against china. biden levied $18 billion in tariffs on china. canceled $7.7 billion with debt. the lease to billion barrels of oil. >> dana: but richard. even the biden campaign had to say today that the reason they had to come here is because, they said it, we came here because that's where you are, the media. >> richard: i think that's part of the problem. >> dana: none of what you just said. >> richard: was covered by anybody and that's part of the problem. >> dana: whose fault is that? speed >> judge jeanine: where are the tara reade records? i think -- >> dana: i stand with tara reade. kidding. >> judge jeanine: is it my turn? donald trump wants to destroy the city, the country in the world. my question for robert de niro, what are you done for new york city? is there a building with your name on it? have you built skyscrapers? has the skyline of new york changed because of all your vision? no. you had to read everything you read to get ahead in life and now you're reading a script and a biden-arranged press conference. you're a loser and i'm not surprised you needed that. let me say this about the biden administration. they are bleeding women, minorities. they bring out this geezer. in a mask to trash trump. it really is amazing to me that what donald trump, when he was in office, he's going to say we are going to be at war. number one, there were no wars. number two, there is peace in the middle east. there was the abraham accords. we had the lowest price in terms of gases. we had no gas. 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