ideals and we don't know fully what american soil is. >> ♪ ♪ >> sean: mumbling, fumbling, stumbling at an incoherent. no inverness this was around 9:00 pm eastern which is well past his bedtime i'm sure he will sleep well tonight after that vigourous showing. that all the time we have left this evening. please that your dvr so you never ever ever ever this episode of hannity and in the meantime let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is terry brekka but a smile on your face. have a great night. >> ♪ ♪ [cheering and applause] >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! yes! [cheering] >> greg: eyed cloud for me too. happy monday, everyone. san francisco has opened the first three food market where shoppers can leave without paying. residents are reportedly confused how this is different from any other store in the city. [laughter] and ellie in your taxpayer-funded high-rise for homeless people now open a quick talking luxury apartments. there's a jim kayla caffey skyline views their academic the residents feel like home each unit featuring two coats of fresh urine. [laughter] according to a new pole, my favorite kind of secret -- 55 sens say then there -- well 34 cents monthly a person can change their gender later in life. while 10% of the men pulled after closing time said "i swear to god i thought that was a check." [laughter] we've all been there. [applause] is the man uploading heavily. he knows what i'm talking about. chicago's progressive mayor billie johnson spent $30,000 in campaign contributions on his own private makeup artist during his first year in office. but you have to admit the artist did an amazing job. [laughter] my god. [applause] >> greg: during a rodeo in oregon on saturday, for people were injured after a boredom over a fence and injured for people in the crowd. the same thing happened at the view once when joe behar sato in the audience holding a plate of built -- bacon. [laughter] c4 this weekend donald trump told him about her crowd he would eliminate taxes on ti tips. what's after, asked one man. very cheap. very cheap individual. in his gun trial hunter biden decided not to take the stand in his own defense. really wanted to be sworn in with his hand on a stripper's ass. [laughter] the x. account, twitter, for boston celtic legends the russell tweeted, let's go celtics" last night. turns out those were written by his wife because he's been that were two years. sounds like he has a lot of common with joe biden. [laughter] by the way weight, did you know that joe also won 11 championships with the celtics? [laughter] yeah. now you feel differently. [laughter] and finally i think is finally got one of the world's oldest penguins at age 30 successfully made it without 4-year-old male. the couple cancel their plans to marry saying the mail got cold feet. [laughter] that request for your grandmother. so in vegas over the weekend conference planned electric mandates for both after telling the crowd about a chat he had with a bookmaker. wondered if he asked what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? and you're in the boat? and have determined is a powerful battery? >> mr. trump: what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is no underwater and there's a shark that's approximately ten euros over there. by the way alight of shark attacks real -- lately, you notice that? hold on, there's a shark, 10 yards away from the board do i get electrocuted? so there's >> mr. trump: well there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat of 10 yards over here. like electric you didn't? if the board is thinking, water goes over the battery on the boat is sinking, you know, -- stay on top of the board and get electrocuted or do i come over by the shark cannot get electrocuted because i will tell you computer no answer he said, you know, nobody had ever asked me that question. [laughter] >> sean: it is like much before it is a quick question. electrocution or eaten by a shark? we should get a give death row inmates the choice. [cheering and applause] i like the way you guys think. about trump also said, "i think it's a good question." >> mr. trump: i said i think it's a good question, i think there's auto electric current coming drill water but you know what i would do there was a shark or you'd get electrocuted? uptake execution everything open. not kidding -- i'm getting -- and i getting near the shark. [laughter] >> greg: i don't blame him. i'm sure biden agrees. that's how they restart his heart every day. two zaps to the post on his neck. speaking of joey's hemorrhaging voters like jesse sheds follicles. [laughter] sabally escandon who looks like he can unite the cou country. and is a scary -- scaring the crap out of the dams. their multi- no lectures face in direct sunlight coming over the weekend los angeles times have this headline, "in cilic and ballymore support for trump is trickling in there isn't a big threat to biden? we'll consider the tickets to a recent trump fundraiser reportedly went for 300 grand each in the event was sold out. apparently trump raise 12 million in one night. the same amount i offer taylor swift to stop calling me. [laughter] now the big, money may still go democrat but cracks are starting to form in there deeper then the ones influencing's face. it's no secret that the black and hispanic vote, mostly men, is shifting towards trump. was as smart national figures are now willing to come up -- about publicly for trump references robber 50-cent says he sees black men identifying with trump in the upcoming election because they've got week-old charges. which means finally what is. [applause] focused recall partition of trump maybe the biggest backfire since joe forgot his lactose bills after a fight of heloise. [laughter] but don't take it for me. biggest arts have trump, the favorite to win their work and as a favorite to start in the walking dead. [laughter] meanwhile talking lizard james carville had the right -- he said this right before devouring a plate of sautéed worms. so if all the smart money and people are shifting to trump, who are the holdouts? meaning the people in our public life were well-informed enough to know better but still insist on backing a brain-dead biden? i'll tell you. is the rich and famous paralyzed by their own egos who look at trump with and b be. think about it. imagine being robert de niro or stephen king or howard stern or jimmy kimmel and you just got the memo that you aren't the center of the universe. and that memo is on donald trump letterhead mechanism of the working class being ignored is this elitist bozos. is this performance essential in their own right but trump makes them feel small. if you've noticed, trump's largest credit are successful people who sent their own insignificance in this new world of trump limited feel like i do when taking a picture with iris. [laughter] it's also why has-beens like liz cheney, michael cohen and anthony carlucci are obsessed with taking trump down. there players in this movie hoping that seems dealing moments will come. but the most obvious example, like i closest to trump in temperament and personality, howard stern, as trump elevated, stern retreated, becoming a believer in the gospel of the six-foot distancing rule there can use covid to justify turning himself into glorious swanson the hold his 47 square-foot mention dictating to everyone how stupid and murderous they were for not having what he had. and what does stern have in common with jimmy kimmel? is the sense of the motion them if they realize the world does not revolve around them. a crushing realization if your ego is everything. right now, trump is more important than all of them combined and it's killing them. meanwhile, the smart but ego satisfied person whether it's elon musk or vivek ramaswamy or me -- [laughter] , we don't take it personally that trump maybe the most consequential human ally. of course, -- but it's because these people can think larger know the selection and, in fact, this nation are about more than just them. which is why they got their next out for trump and their middle fingers out to the media. meanwhile the ego tests have become extras in the film of their lives. and those who they once consider the extras have taken starring roles. that is the electorate. they can't believe that the great unwashed or not listening to them but instead this new leading man. and so they see trump and they ask, "they ask, "why could that be me one thing narcissists can't stand. being ignored on the world stage. 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[cheering and applause] >> greg: joe, what you think of my theory because when you look at people successful across-the-board, there are sum that are totally fine some of them aren't and i have to believe it is this realization that after three or four code decades in the limelight after finding out that they're not the center of the universe. >> yeah. trump had an immediate ability to soak up all the air in any room. is incredible. is pretty funny when you have someone like james carville who looks like nosferatu coming out and saying i think biden is passed his prime, we have to move on but you have to admit at this point it for for joe biden is a vote for kabbalah. rose lemay get to the debates -- [applause] -- watching the normandy things. -- you don't look good. [cheering and applause] >> they can hard -- right it. they tried to get him his fancy hotels, they got him his footwork because why he was falling over. 's 20 or because his body singling me by one to die this year. [laughter] so you. i think -- trump if you compare them, jill balser anything this is not good to watch. but trump comes out, it's not like someone asked a question about sharks and electric boats. but you had an answer ready. >> greg: exactly. >> here and answer ready! i don't know but i never look at the movie jaws and thought what if they had an extension cord. but i thought that's what is so hilarious what kind -- is getting stronger and he's getting more vital and he's got that energy. now i would like if there was some younger people that may be a freshfaced, 60-year-old. but i will -- would like if someone centimeter did your president -- i just would probably in th that. [laughter] >> greg: is 20 of the it's like no one really has thought about the choice between electrocution and being eaten by a short. the second person that i would like to have in the white house as opposed to somebody who creates fantasies about their uncle being eaten by cannibals. but what you think about the fact that, like, a lot of these people look at trump and they go okay i could've done that in a can of mad that they didn't do it. think about that with mark even grandma and mark even had a problem with trump actually being not just a billionaire but also president and he still a billionaire. >> look at mark even and he won so many different hats. he went from being just a businessman to a sports team owner to really just being somebody that i think a lot of people at one point were able to relate to know if i completely different. myself included, i used to love mark even until now he's just inserted himself in to a different political conversation that he has no business in the best thing about also has 170 hats. and he was a businessman, is been a real estate investor. he has single -- to the point that it is today. it was, you know, on the apprentice, is a reality show star. is now, you know, the former president of the united states, hopefully so to be, you know, getting his second term here. but people just don't like that. they don't like the fact that you can say whatever is on his mind, that he does have a bit of an ego but you has a point in everything that he saying. if people understanding that and people are seeing the way to his being treated with this sham trial come all the convictions and people are now starting to relate to him and he is getting i think a lot of votes or at least people getting on board with him that maybe wouldn't have been at another point in time for latino votes of the blackbirds of the youngest, the silicon valley crew, and you see people turning out and drugs in the blue states are not even organize ral rallies. before deciding, you know, so we support trump in there to leave the support trump which is authenticity the democrats reactions is the best part about our because recalling a course master terrorist and things like that because they don't know what to do with themselves and especially the rally was assigned because this past weekend as a people showed up there like equities people must be hired on craigslist. is like, no, democrats, where they want to have to higher influencers to support you, not the conservatives. >> greg: jimmy, you have no shame. >> stop it. and even push back on because i look like you fact cowboy today. [laughter] i thought i look cool when i left my office then i got unsaid look at the monitors, i look like clean -- clint feast would. people do have egos. you know, -- annexing -- but trump has no sense of embarrassment. so he can actually -- you can control his ego. you can actually take risks. is this different kind of ego that i don't know what it is but it's not -- they cannot bear that he's doing this and they aren't. >> 1000% because in the quality they -- he is a fighter you know what i mean humor and is not the motorized by someone. and forget his whole entry into politics really started in 2012 when obama was looking at the white house correspondents dinner he got all the shots and got off the map ended on -- howard, okay,, wanted to be in politics. he ran for governor in new york. >> greg: that's right, i forgot -- stick with me. he was the guy whose ego batted himself the king of all media. but you has become so much less omnipotent than trump and he conveys a everything from howard stern is not the the prince harry of law -- okay but imagine that does kill him and this is the biggest thing and this is what's nuclear trump movement. because trump is garnering major support in the black community. and he went to the box permanently familiar financial -- by that black streak right thing matters okay 50 cents matters. he is a guy with a lot of influence, okay? you got shot nine times and did something more dangerous like sheep with chelsea handler, okay? but -- before but you had his shots. but that's not managed remotely time howard kimmel had black support is when they painted it onto their face. >> greg: that's true. >> greg: kat, why do celebrities in his general struggle's popularity? using bc poplar to allocate a finite pike? >> noah nelson it so i guess i have to. >> greg: what? >> it is funny to see you call out other people for having a big ego. [laughter] [cheering and applause] >> greg: thank you. >> greg: there was a chinese ego. and you would do that. >> you give pictures of yourself to other people for christmas. >> greg: that is a joke about my ego. >> okay. i honestly -- i don't think it really is -- i read about this in my new book limit -- people thank elaine and can be really hard for people to get out of that lane or even consider anything from any -- you don't want to listen to anybody else or any other opinions. but i think thing about stuff that's unprecedented like what happened here in new york with a conviction, and president elisa moore and precedented. i think when something because people do pension more but i feel people have also made a lot of money i think of him saying these things. and is this, trump's lack. people have families and expect them to see those things in my getting can also lead to people not wanting to consider something else than what they found has made a successful. >> greg: i do think some of them drive -- >> is also definitely true in some instances. >> greg: we've got to move on. up next, no one is above the law unless it's hamas dribble you draw. 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[cheering and applause] >> greg: it's okay to break a statue but mess with pride and they'll come right at y you. there was a nice rhyme or a radio that he comes to us from america's capital/arm pit, washington dc were hundreds of anti- israel them as traitors refilled outside white house the facings that suit and harassing cops. remember though is dc so half of the more robbed and murdered leader that day. roll it! >> everyone: [chanting] >> greg: shocking to see. imagine trashing america and destroying property without receiving any course credit. [laughter] they also chanted deeply -- f. joe biden so it makes sense that this attack the statue because it's less -- only thing less mobile then the president. bedene for this event going on since october 7th. regular yard riots -- there were no repercussions, no arrests. but we have no as punishment gold out or withheld based on viewpoint. meanwhile the insane case in spokane, three teens riding -- writings koopers led -- left skid marks on her painted -- a sidewalk mural and they were arrested and charged with first-degree malicious mischief. sure what does that tell you? well there is when the museum -- vandalism the media condemns an vandalism that they protect. so you can't deface a problem -- pride mural but feel free to draw a hitler mustache on jesse mark jesse watters fa face. by the way, that is not a comparison is actually an order. [laughter] [applause] all right. i think what upsets me most is the harassment of the park ranger, jimmy. >> yeah. >> greg: park rangers are like the most likable people on the planet. they -- there like eagle scouts with a salary. if you harass -- if you harass a park ranger that you should get the death penalty by their. -- by bear. [applause] dave plotted two jokes about the death penalty. this audience -- what do you make about -- i know it's in our comparison because kids get charged for writing -- riding scores over up yard mural but you can destroy property -- >> i'm surprised engoron did not do more than a century because he went to start -- went to high school most of thos