>> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters with dana perino, greg gutfeld, jeanine pirro. it is 5:00 in new york, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ joe biden's soft on crime policy is really hitting close to foam. not even the first family a safe. secret service agents applied to his granddaughter forced to open fire at criminals. but after three people tried to break into a parked government car outside her house in the ritzy georgetown neighborhood. the secret service adding "discharged a service weapon, and it was believed no one was struck." original lookout was issued. d.c. police say that the number of carjackings is skyrocketed. with reports of over 6,000 stolen vehicles just in the past year. meanwhile, a cvs store in the nation's capital has been forced to remove merchandise from shelves and display photos of the items instead after the rise in shoplifting by homeless people. shocked something like this could happen. >> are we concerned? obviously if obviously. obviously we want to make sure americans and their families feel safe, not just in d.c., but across communities. the president has taken action with the american rescue plan. they can provide a funding police officers to make sure that their communities are safe. but we need more. we need congress to act. >> jesse: janine, is someone is trying to steal an escalade, are you allowed to shoot to kill? >> jeanine: i'm so glad you asked because i have with me today a copy of homeland security guidelines and secret service comes under that, and the answer is that law enforcement officers may use force only when reasonably effective, safe, and a feasible alternative appears to exist and may use only the level of force that is objectively feasible in light of the circumstances at the time. that pretty much says no, and you certainly -- i am not going to waste a lot of time, when you go to deadly physical force, a cop can only use that, including a secret service officer, when it is objectively reasonable, and that is when he is confronted with deadly physical force. let's assume that the secret service agent, since he did not hit anybody and may not have been to the training for his firearm for a while, you can only, in terms of secret service, issue a warning shot when you have a special written permit from the chief of police in that jurisdiction who would be the chief of police in maryland, so now we know that the secret service does not necessarily follow the rules that they're obligated to. we know that they are incapable of identifying fingerprints found on cocaine in the white house. they love the bidens because they extricated a gun that hunter's girlfriend left in the garbage. it's a joke. the whole thing is a joke. can you imagine somebody tries to steal your car, you take out a gun and use it? they will arrest you in a second. >> jesse: they don't even know if they hit the guy. >> dana: how are you going to have a secret service agent shoot and miss? that's not good. >> jeanine: and it is not legal. and i just want to say one more thing. we are living in a third world country. sorry, dana. we living in a third world country right now where we have to pick up toilet tissue based on a photograph because everything is locked up. this is because apparently the corporate leaders in places like target are not cooperating with the police. they are not allowing police to make arrests in target. or process them. so right now, we are subject to the kind of law enforcement that is absolutely ineffective. sorry. >> dana: that's okay. it is not like we are watching an episode of "justified." which is a fictional show. that is not allowed. however, you have to wonder if the people are just so fed up because the carjackings are happening everywhere. and the criminal gangs are using juveniles to do it because the d.c. attorney general, brian, whose name should be known, he is not prosecuting these crimes. so when they say we have all this money, okay, well, the money is not going to work if the crimes are not being prosecuted. that d.c. attorney general has a big lawsuit against the ira, which he does not even have standing in this case, but instead of actually pursuing these criminal justice issues, he is focused on that. that's a serious problem. they don't even have an accredited crime lab, so as i understand, it means you're charging less, so not actually getting the punishments that they deserve. the carjackings include people -- let's say you're just driving along, and then three cars around you. they get out with guns and force you out of the car, and then they take off with your car. and you are supposed to have an apple air tag so that they can track your car. that was the solution from before, and i do feel for the people in d.c. and because of when -- d.c. is run by congress. they are in charge. so if i were the democrats, i would be like pushing them. you have to do something because who is going to want to live there? who is going to want to work there? nobody. >> jesse: this is after the congressman just got carjacked last month. >> greg: that is true, jesse. thank you for bringing that up. we assumed that the government would make sure that the public is safe, but those variables have been removed. it has been reversed. it's quite an achievement that one person can have such an effect on american civilization. we now have free range criminality. decimated police force in our cities. this is not about the law. it is about not processing the law. we could end up in a completely upside down country. those who fight back end up in jail. ironically it will be the safest spot. we will all be in jail. and the conversations will go like this. what are you in for? i tackled a looter. i defended my wife against a mugger on the subway. it will be completely reversed. i keep thinking that maybe we should go woke because we are victims, yet we are not treated as victims, so maybe the get out of jail free card is identifying as oppressed, and therefore, we can join the prattle and go out and steal and shoplift. there was an interesting point here, right here, people, about target. did you see this about the retail theft? they would not let the police make arrests in the store, in the company executives would not cooperate with the police, so this is interesting because it's not about crime. it's about spying in. target is going to use $1.6 billion. they are projected to. they don't care about their paying customers or shareholders. they hide behind woke displays of bikini pouches while gangs are ransacking their stores, so they prefer to lose all this. they closed their store in harlem. you end up closing stores for the people you are supposed to help. no it is going to come by make trans pride collection because they will be stolen, and you cannot make your workers safe. this is where they are. she was signaling to has destroyed your company. it is not about the crime. it is about the spine. nothing rhymes with "jessica." >> jessica: this is how you want me to waste my time. oh, the segment is up. [laughs] dana is right about the d.c. problem. i know it frustrates people who don't work in politics, but d.c. is a one industry town. you are working on the hill or working on k street. you are servicing the people who are there because it is the seat of power, and if congress is only going to be in control of it, it is an argument for d.c. statehood, which they say that they will get statehood if a democrat comes into office, and i think that is the case, but what i think is interesting about this is d.c. is actually even an outlier in terms of how bad it is. violent crime is up 40% year-over-year, and everyone surged at during the pandemic, and i am not saying that there are no problems left in baltimore and philly and chicago, but it steadily declined in each of those places, so there's something even worse going on in d.c., and that's particularly vexing when you think about who is writing around. people who have a vested interest in their own quality of life but not mismanaging this place. finance guys, lawyers, whatever, they are not in charge of what happens, but d.c. is full of the people who are making the rules, and they also want to lead a high quality of life. they are important. there were only x amount of them, and i found that astounding, that there is something special in terms of how bad it is with what is going on in d.c. versus other liberal cities. >> and your answer is to give d.c. statehood. got it. >> it is to have a representative elected government that actually cares about your interest. >> the good news is that photos of toilet paper can be used as toilet paper. >> what about if those get stolen? >> rehousing and free food are no longer good enough for migrants and liberal cities. ♪ ♪ walking business. i was a bit nervous at first but then i figured it's just walking, right? 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remember when kamala harris and joe biden said don't come? that was the extent of their message. i hope that iran listens more than the immigrants did. they came with an expectation of luxury, and they crumble at the first cold snap. it gets real cold in chicago. if they go home, i wish them the best. that might be the best option. when they get here, then catholic charities, for example, taking money from the government, sending them to texas. and then they are sending them to chicago. then chicago is sending the back to venezuela. it is never ending until somebody comes in and cut that off. >> greg: jessica, we've been told forever that these are people in desperate situations and they need to get away. so, we knew that we were being lied to, that they were just coming here for the freebies and the work. >> jessica: i'm not sure about freebies. i think most people have an interest in the work, and i see it every day when i write home on the subway. there is a cover story in "new york magazine," women who are selling candy on the trains, they do want to work. some of them. some of them of course not, and we talked about this a few months ago. you commented that your parents were staying in a hotel, that you could not to the door of because there were migrants outside, and i said what upsets me about this as someone who is supportive of the notion of sanctuary cities, they are making a mockery of people like me who advocate for them to be able to come here. >> greg: our job. >> jessica: everyone is doing it to me. i'm the ultimate victim of all of this. i think also what's happening is they are looking at previous generations who came, who were able to get jobs here, and a lot of that was because there were much less of them. it is just too many people that are coming in. there are jobs that are available. americans are kindhearted people who want to employ folks who want to work hard and pay taxes, but when there are hundreds of thousands, it's really hard to get this done. down to the white house, he did not get near when he asked for. and this is a federal problem that is becoming a state and local problem, and that's on the federal government to make sure that there is enough housing for this. migrants are also pushing homeless people out of the shelter's and getting those opportunities. and it needs to start with the biden administration on down to six at. >> greg: there is no system, judge. that has always been the case. >> jeanine: we talked on the block before this about the mob people coming in, and with these retailers and destroying cases. this is like a mob -- they decide how they are going to handle this. the united states is nothing more than a global landing spot with benefits. when they come here for the american dream, they are not coming here for the american dream the way your father did work my mother and father or any of us at the table because only 2% of the 140,000 migrants in new york city have even applied. and it may be that there are so many of them, but that's joe biden's fault. these people come in for asylum. asylum is only when you have a edible fear of being persecuted in your home country. not because you're poor and believe in the american dream. if these people who have been taken out to a designated location in brooklyn don't like it, they want to come back to manhattan, to the roosevelt, pay your own way, and if you want to go home, pay your own way. maybe you should not be allowed to you until you pay us for what we paid for your food, education, money for food and everything else. you know, this is not like with the louisiana purchase. everybody came here because you could get an acre of land for four sons or with the california gold rush. there were 300,000 people who wanted to come. after the civil war, 40 acres and a meal. everyone gets one. this is a competitive work market, and if you want to work, you can achieve the american dream, but they don't want to work. >> greg: if you come out against this, you let comp compassion. >> jesse: never been a problem for me. kamala harris says they are coming because of climate change. it was too hot in latin america. it gets to be 50 degrees, and they are like we are going back. maybe they are just summering in chicago and wintering in venezuela, right? why not? and the ones in new york -- i'm with the judge. you cannot s stay at a $500 a night midtown hotel free for a year where we do your laundry and make your dinners, and then you get a place in brooklyn, and they don't want it. oh, so sorry. brooklyn is not good enough for you? only 2% of you are applying for work permits. what work? it is too far away from the schools? we are very generous, but we also don't like people that are ungrateful, and we are feeling that they are a little ungrateful. and i don't like it. >> greg: you should not like it. aas a paragon of gratitude that you are. kamala harris said we should start listening to the radical anti-israel protesters. interesting. ♪ ♪ what can i do to make a better cotton crop? we believe that the best products are made in america and come fresh from the family farm. and produced under the most sustainable farming techniques. from our sheets to our blankets and quilts this is a product that can be passed on. it could be a family heirloom. go to red land cotton dot com and receive 20% off your order with code fox 20. life, diabetes, there's no slowing down. each day is a unique blend of people to see and things to do. that's why you choose glucerna to help manage blood sugar response. uniquely designed with carbsteady. glucerna. bring on the day! if you have chronic kidney disease you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga. because there are places you'd rather be. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract, or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection, an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis. ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ if you're on medicare, remember, the annual enrollment period is here. the time to choose your coverage ends december 7th. so talk to unitedhealthcare about getting more of what matters, with our broad range of plans including an aarp medicare advantage plan from unitedhealthcare. it can combine your hospital and doctor coverage with prescription drug coverage, and more, all in one simple plan. you'll have $0 annual physical exams and lab tests. plus get more for your medicare dollar with $0 copays on most covered dental services a $0 eye exam with an eyewear allowance and $0 copays on hundreds of prescriptions. call unitedhealthcare today and let us help find a plan for your needs. ask about the all-in-one member ucard, too. and how it opens doors to a simpler healthcare experience. now's the time to get to know america's most chosen medicare advantage plans. call or go online today. (music ends) ♪ ♪ >> dana: yes, jessica, that's dierks bentley. over 1,000 people marching in manhattan with one agitator getting cheated on while tearing up an american flag. in delaware, a group marching outside biden's home demanding a cease fire and accusing him of supporting of here and let's go to austin, texas. protesters on horseback, waving palestinian flags while taking over the street. >> people have our right to protest. we are a democracy. and we should value the voices and listen to them. what i hope is that we can engage in conversation and discourse and a way that understands this is not binary, not to mention what it means in our own country in terms of long-standing issues with anti-semitism, which has been on the rise even before this happened. islamophobia. other forms of hate against people just simply based on who they are, how they pray. >> dana: a lot of words here are the only democrat raising eyebrows. bill maher berating barac barack obama. >> i must say, i am struggling with people's moral equivalency. barack obama, who rarely disappointed me, did so this week. the attack was only a month ago. a more savage attack then we have ever seen. there i