0 fight back , never stop fighting if you're attacked or threatened. that is it for us tonight. i have an update on instagram. so go there, check it out. yeah, okay. it's about the leg. you ask about the leg. i have to give you details. greg gutfeld , who doesn't want to hear about the leg, is up next. >> oh, yeah. yeah, oh, don't stop. okay, you could stop. wow. i hope this doesn't. it never does. happy friday, everyone. you know what we do on fridays? well, the first thing welcome the guests. she's the best thing to happen to sunday since church in football. the post of fox news sunday and author of the love stories in the bible speak very arousing. the evil shannon bream. it's been less than two months and democrats are already wishing they had voted for him. former new york congressman lee zeldin. she considers crawfish to be the sixth food group co-host of the bottom line on fox business. dagen mcdow. and finally, she's never been told you should come here more often. fox news contributor kattis. all right. before we get to some news stories, it's time for this. greg's leftovers. >> yeah, it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading these. so don't blame me if they . here we go on thursday, president biden had his annual physical and he's in perfect health for a man his age. according to his team of paleontologists, low hanging. hey, like this week in england. that's a country, a letter lost in the mail in 1916 finally arrived at its intended address in london more than a century later. or as the us postal service calls it, ahead of schedule. evergreen make fun of the postal service. stanford university researchers have discovered that the average size has grown 24% over the past three decades. which proves again, stanford's got the hottest researchers in the business. meanwhile, are apparently shrinking, according to a study from the college of researchers with cold hands. cover your ears. and what would the women of the bible think? oh, this is not in the bible. oh, god , it gets worse. a german ballet director was fired this week for rubbing animal on the head of a critic ,but he claims it was all a mistake as he thought she wanted to go out and get faced . if that's bleeped at home here at home, that would rhyme with big faced. in a recent interview, chris cuomo said after getting canned by cnn, he considered killing himself, which is a shame because that means he finally understood how his viewers felt. we we wish you well, chris . come on my show. bring a cutest california woman who dined it at a cheesecake factory, claims her boyfriend found a rubber glove and is fried. mac and cheese. doctors say eating such a thing could be fatal. so the rubber glove likely saved his life. >> to . a new study suggests men have more success in online dating if their profile includes photos of their dog in it. those who have the least success, men with pictures of their wives, no. the national institutes of health claims to have made a breakthrough towards creating a male birth control drug, which men could take right before to get full protection. researchers haven't decided to call it yet, but are leaning toward its street name. cocaine. i don't get . a man has been arrested and convicted in england of stealing almost two hundred thousand cadbury creme eggs. and i believe we have the mug shot now to some news. so where the is don and is he as good as gone? another cnn gasbag potentially biting the dust that cnn's arrogant don lemon wasn't at work today. this after coming under fire for saying presidential candidate nikki haley is past her prime because she's 50 one years old. >> yeah, me too. >> hashtag although asking john when a woman is in her prime is like asking a vegan how he likes his filet. again, mignon. is that what i said? i don't care what mitt and his co-hosts were chatting about. >> nikki suggestion that politicians over the age of seventy five should take mandatory competency tests, which would be a great idea for cnn host as well. then this happened. >> nikki haley is in her prime. >> sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s, and maybe 40s for a white need to qualify, are you're talking prime for like childbearing or are you talking about a message? >> it affects our google it. i , i like that. he's just sorry right after it because he knows i'm but. >> but that's missing something. nikki haley, our prime sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her 20s and 30s, maybe 40s, a sexist would say, but that's only part of it. my favorite quote, talk about messaging affects our google at google. it it seems that his answer for everything. so mr. lemon, is there any reason why we should keep you here at cnn? >> google at since then he was conveniently off this morning and cnn's chairman put him on blast on a call with colleagues today. for his part, don tweeted that his comments were in artful, in artful. >> they sure were rembrandt. >> that is , the older a woman is , the better she'll have more experience knowing how to properly iron my shirts. another sexist who's worse would say, see, that's how you do it, man. you back yourself up with a little thing called a nescio. so whenever you say something, it comes up and undercuts it. shannon, you're an expert on women, especially women in the bible. what do you think of don lemon's comments? well, apparently past my prime, so i don't know that i can comment on these things. i had a transition plan. i was going to like, do the villages and then go to full assisted living care. but i think that i'm just going to skip that step and apparently just get my walker and head straight down to the nursing home. based on what he had to say. obviously, his error was bringing up a reproduce action when we're talking about cognitive function. but he thought he was being clever, was stupid. >> but unlike you, like he is trying to apologize. you will not apologize for your sexist comments. you're just going to on'em know that because i'm not a sexist, that's a sexist would say that's not me. when you're next to run again, the next ceo is guilty as charged. >> i'm going to skip you, leave and go to the other women first because that would be sexist if i asked your opinion. so here's my theory. dagen. why was lehman so arrogant about everything? he's . he's black, he's a liberal. and that made him think he was impenetrable. so he flew too close to the woke sun . >> he was playing poker, poker ,and he and he lost to a woman. >> yes. how's that? >> i have never, ever wanted to work at cnn until now. yes. just give me twenty four hours with don lemon, because i am over the hill and through the woods and i walk through the valley of the shadow of death and i fear no evil, but because of my age, i have learned how to drive a man in very, very short period of time into a blind rage and didn't do a psych ward without really ever uttering a word. >> yeah, he'd quit a day. i , i still think i find him entertaining a cat, but i love his defense. you hear his defense. >> some of his best friends are women. he said that. then he mentioned a couple of women, dana bash and somebody else in imagi. somebody said to don lemon, oh, yeah, some of my best friends are or some of my best friends are black. he would say that's exactly what a bigot would say. so he's basically he's using a sexist argument. some of my best friends are women, so i can be sexist. >> what say you? yeah, i love how he was so confident saying google, not me. i don't think that it's not me saying that google it when really no one else has ever said that women have in exactly fifteen year window between thirty five and fifty before they're allowed to be president . yeah. as you mentioned, he must have been referring to the like stigma of female aging when it comes to , you know, desirability, which is i know a lot of hot women in their fifties, but even like that's what he's referring to . what was he saying with that? that like, you need to have society at large want to bang you if you can want to be president ? i think i do not i do not think people feel that way about joe biden. yeah, although there are a few in accounting that would take a step. >>, you're a man. >> some would say a good man, the fair man, an honest man. what what do you glean from this situation? >> i mean, he's not going to say anything about kamala harris and doesn't think she's fifty eight . yes. didn't say anything about hillary clinton. good point. and i mean, clearly, he is being a partisan. he is daring cnn to fire. he's double dare and he's daring. and if you don't take a stand over at cnn, you have other people who are like don lemon over there who are going to keep pressing further, daring those in charge to actually show any amount of standards. he is 11. he should be given back . >> i would say, with regards to the don lemon at this particular point in time, you know, and he's talking about who's past a prime, who's in their prime. it reminds you of the opening scene of a major league where they're all sitting around with the roster of the team that they're trying to put together to finish that last. >> and the one guy points out most of these players never even had a prime. >> you notice that cnn is stacking up their roster. >> don lemon at the top. he's like the captain of a team who , like they , don lemon, never even had a prime. >> no, he didn't. he would say. and the best part about it so think about this is an idea for fox, right? this show does special because lemon is going to be gone in a month. >> we get lemon, lemon, chris cuomo, brian stelter, we'll get cat and tyrus over here. you get to get this together. but watch a special cnn reunion and we do. it's like it's like a very brady reunion. remember that, by the way. you know, it's got to be happy as chris cuomo because don lemon stabbed him in the back when cuomo got fired. right. didn't he say something like, why are we paying him if he doesn't? because he got left with severance? why should we be paying so that so cuomo must be smiling ear to ear. >> that was weird that i did that with my finger. a little update before we go up. jorge santos, the congressman agreed to do the show on twitter, but on one condition. oh, and of course, he won't tell you what it is . what a freak it's like as long as he doesn't tell the condition, he can't be on the show. i'd love to do your show, but on one condition. what is it? i'm not telling you we're not going to dinner, jorge , if that's what you think. maybe some dinner with the first. well, if you're going, then i'm going. up next, striking fears with big ol sfeir, a must in your medicine. cabinet. >> less sick days calls coming on cycads. a number one called shortening brand. highly recommended side fans love like unique zinc formula. it shortens colds. zakim zinc that could save up to 80% buying factory direct here. this famous brands one carat band at eighty eight hundred with the jewelry exchanges for twelve ninety nine one carat engagement rings twenty six ninety thousands of items guaranteed to appraise for double the jewelry exchange . superbad. the is the number one selling brand for men's and health. and for the third year in a row, it's the number one urologist recommended brand in time, you'll notice less urges to , improve emptying, and you won't be getting up at night for so many bathroom trips. urologist recommended super beta also available in gummies. >> find it at wal-mart. >> do you listen to the tv on high volume or have trouble hearing conversations? 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that's a steel reinforcements, girls. >> the full policy will be presented on march 1st and will all will be all over it like a wet t-shirt on a chubby kid at the beach. i always felt bad for them. >> meanwhile, about those ufo shot out of the sky by the us military aviation week reports one of the balloons recently shot down could have belonged to a hobbyist club in illinois. and for what it's worth, they've already offered to surrender the northern illinois bottlecap, a balloon brigade, or nobuko. but apparently lost one of its tea party style pekoe balloons. similar to this one . uh, i guess that that's it. on february 10th, the coast of alaska, which, by the way, is the most exciting thing to happen in alaska since jamie litzow shoveled his wife's driveway. >> her husband just standing there. apparently, the object would have been floating over the yukon territory on february 11th, the same day the military shot down an unidentified object in the exact same area. >> this type of balloon typically cost between 12 and two hundred bucks, meaning a two hundred million dollar united states fighter jet used a four hundred thousand dollar missile to shoot something that's cheaper than brian kilmeade. scare bear collection. >> but, you know, if they wanted to shoot it down quick and easy, they should have just hired alec baldwin. he wouldn't have even had to pull the trigger right. >> lee, here's your choice. >> big balloons or big balloons will notice it took more than one shot, two of them really expensive missile. >> they couldn't even get the first time around. and decisiveness of president biden, the biden administration, in going after the kids balloon as opposed to a chain of spy balloon that works its way all the way across the entire country before they finally take it down. you know, shane and i were talking a bit beforehand and she pointed out that, you know, the story of this year is maybe even more so. >> the fact that the you the are popping out of your shirt. >> and , you know, and i think that your story actually it's a perfect connection if you think about it with the china spy balloon, it wasn't the balloon itself that caused all the controversy. >> it was the it was a little thing. >> no sticking out of it. you know, the spy. excellent. excellent point. should have again, governor . they should have been governor . >> yeah. speaking and speaking of the balloon getting shot, this is probably the biggest thing to ever happen to a hobbyist right. >> ever since, you know, little bobby smith had that civil war toy soldier removed from his thing. welcome to the show. yeah, exactly. so i thought a lot about these two stories. yeah. combine the two like i'm thinking of kids. >> why haven't the kids in the school figured out a way to deflate? well, if you pop them, here's a question. if you pop the balloon, would the teacher go like this? >> that would be interesting, right? exactly. or maybe the school could figure out a way to fire this teacher for being a garbage testing shop. teacher, for not teaching the kids the skills to build like a new fangled like or old fangled slingshot to deflate the with . >> i think the parents have every right to ask, like, when can a man's fetish be described as actual part of a dress code? then that opens the door for everything. and then all of a sudden you're going to see kilmeade show up. >> and that thing he wore last year. and what about the rights of the students not to have to deal with this stuff? where which story would you like to address? i know you love the story by the ontario teacher. >> yeah, obviously not the one that i am out of things to say . >> yes, yeah, i just. with the balloon. yes. i never, ever, ever want to have anyone ever say that i'm a selfish for complaining about taxes ever again. right. when they are going towards spending. i was actually four hundred and seventy two thousand dollars. i'm shooting down a hobby balloon. yeah. and that's not even the government does that every day. spends money on dumb stuff. the fact that also not only did they do that, but remember that kind of attitude like yeah, we shot it down like we got it. joe biden's all like, yeah, i'm a bad, just like you did, like like, oh, you're done. it's like the equivalent of like me when i sing rap music, it's a joke. like i'm a white girl who works in corporate america. yeah. shooting down a balloon like that with a missile. >> come on . he's a good guy. he's a good guy that got humiliated in a bar fight and now attacks everybody. that looks like the guy except their balloons, not actual people. which i guess is a good thing. >> shannon, you have the choice. big balloons or big balloons. >> let's start well with the women of the bible. >> be that as it may, i will start with the one that was shot out of the sky. gotcha. so is this the one where it was two? so it's four hundred seventy two thousand dollars times to write because he missed. right. so it's almost a million dollars into taking down this twelve balloon. yeah. twelve dollars. yeah. so we know all those people. twelve dollars plus the night. i'm forty two. you are a stickler million dollars. we're gonna and i can't get over the name. what's the name of this. the group. the bottle cap. bottle cap brigade or i could think of was the apple dumpling. give me too. what a great that was back when the disney disney made movies. right. or walt came back to haunt them because he was unhappy about it. >> there was no there was no pronouns in the apple. >> don't get asked for the second story. yes. the other set of balloons we did talk about. i think it's the anatomical correctness that's the issue. and even if these were natural appendages from the body, i think any parent would have some questions about their kid being expos